Let's just say you're minding your own business in your own house. You could be washing dishes, reading a book, surfing the web, or just plain ole watching the Negro Channel [That's BET] and then your child comes to you, their left arm shaking like crazy trying to control the powerful vibrations coming from the toy in their hand. The look of shock invades your face, as you realize your child just found your toy box.
Back in the late 90's, early singles my boys and I came up w/ the term M&M. This is the term for a quick date, straight to the sack affair. The Both M's are interchangeable and there are 3 levels of M&M's you can encounter.
Quote of the Day: Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse. He will go to any length for it-risk fortune, character, reputation, life itself.
But is it worth it?
I've always had a good judge of character, with the exception of that crazy chick but that's neither here nor there. Yesterday I was talking to a friend of mine who's in awe of this woman at work. Now no doubt she's flyer than fly but she has hairy arms so that just turns me off. But I can tell she has some good coochie! How can I tell well there are some signs that will tip you off to whose got good snatch. A while back Leah (The 1.U.N.V.) wrote a blog about who had good or a big "manxilla" she gave some signs to tell who does and who doesn't. So to honor her blog I too will come up w/ a list and some signs to tell who has that "Butter Love" "In Those Jeans" (That's right only Xilla can finish a blog using Next and Ginuwine songs)
I've been trying to with hold from sex for a while now and frankly it's hard. It's the weekend I don't have to work and frankly I'm horny as hell. I was going to break my hold out and sign an Alex Rodriguez type contract this weekend (275 Million) but plans changed. I mean I had a lot of stuff planned.
We all know Rihanna aka The Planet Formerly Known as Pluto has a gigantic head. But today I'm talking about a different kind of head. Last night I was talking to my friend when she told me she told her boyfriend her NUMBER! We get into the conversation of how some men and women play with their number and well here is what was said.
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Today's Moment of Niggatry comes from the Clubs. This entry you're about to read is part of my World Blog Tour. Dates are still available so if you want to host a blog please contact me and let me know. On to today's Blog
I want to let you girls know something, but really I'm not even talking to females right now. I wanna talk to all you stupid Ass Niggas.
I confess that I cannot understand how we can plot, lie, cheat and commit murder abroad and remain humane, honorable, trustworthy and trusted at home.
So yesterday I'm on the Internet sending out mass comments for BlogXilla.com when I get a message from one of my homegirls on yahoo. And the Conversation started something like this.
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Time after time, when I ask a girl what's the freakiest thing they've ever done, it's always something done outside. Sucking dick in the bathroom of the wingzone isn't necessarily freaky. But what is it about public sexual acts that is such a turn on to many? Getting caught is not really in my book of turn ons although I have gotten sucked on a pier, wingzone bathroom, movie theater, library, public bus, City Park and strip clubs. Yet all these times my heart has pounded with fear as my balls pulsated with pleasure.
There was Kesha, Melissa, Nicky, Genesis, Marguerette, Tammy, Selina, Bella, Maia, Sherese, Ashley, Summer, Brandy, Nastasha, 2 Angels, about 3 Kims, Latoyas and a few more Keshas, Candy, Dana, Tiffany, Sadia, Rebecca, Shareekah, Tamala, Pamela, 2 Strippers I only know as Diamond & Roxy and a bunch more. Someone asked me has it always been easy for me to get pussy. I thought about when have I ever had to work or even as much wait to get the goods. Umm Never!
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I was thinking of the worlds fascination of sex in a car.. believe it or not I have never got Head in the whip with or without crashing it. I've never figured out how to get it popping. I mean how do you ask for head w/o sounding like a complete and utter jerk? hey Baby suck my dick? Now I have learned that on some occasions you can just wave it in your girls face and Wah Lah. But there has to be an understanding. I guess I just need to learn a bit of patience.
We all love sex, some even like for it to hurt a little bit. See, now when it comes to pain there is a fine line between hurt and injured. Allow me to tell you a story.
I’m at my computer getting thrown!! For the truest blog I ever wrote. Alright I’m 100% sober, unless you account for the pain pills I took to qualm this toothache that’s been nagging me of late. Anyway this morning while I was in the shower taking a piss I had a revelation… And don’t make that face, It’s man logic, warm in here cold out there… and the water is going down anyway so I figured. Fuck it I’m pissing. So as I proceeded to kick water in the direction of the piss which now sat near the drain lingering as a reminded that I just pissed in the tub I decided I’m going to be celibant. That’s right no more sex from me.
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So she’s living with another dude, so the chances of getting back together might pretty much be out of the question. An intense feeling of betrayal and justification of my over reactions fill my soul. I thought about spending the whole weekend drunk out of my mind, but rationality filled my conscious. Well almost, I hopped on the phone, I wanted company, I needed someone to take my mind off of the pain my heart felt. I met this one in the club, she’s been dying to see the Kool Kid, but a pseudo relationship got in the way of numerous other chances to hook up but not tonight. The apartment was clean from head to toe, the scent of mango mist filled the air as she walked into the door looking like a movie star ready to accept her Oscar for her award winning performance. I usually don’t write about my current dealings, but this is an exception this weekend is all for your reading pleasure.
Once the last trace of emotion has been eradicated, nothing remains of thought but absolute tautology.
I wrote this the night before one of the biggest fights in the past 10 years. Oscar De La Hoya stepped in the ring with Pretty Boy Floyd Mayweather. At some point of this fight someone will get knocked out, beaten to a pulp and straight up put on their ass. I think my heart might not be able to get up from the last knock out, I don't believe my heart will ever be the same. I consulted w/ my promoter which is my mind, He seems to think that I have a few more fights left in me. My heart has stepped in the ring w/ a sparring partners and gotten in a good workout. But I just don't feel the same championship allure from the old days. My best friend told me that I had my run, that God said I'm going to give this young dude all he desires, but it's over for us
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What's up spiders and mites! I got another truth to reveal and this one may hit you at your heart, literally! I am tired of paying $3.01 for gas. I blame the cheaters! I don't know if I have been cheated on or not and I would like it to stay that way! But, I was watching an interview of Mya and realized she's pretty.....Cuh-razy!! I started thinking there are two kinds of people in relationships The Punked and "The Punk." Here's two short scenarios...Here we go yo!
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Hello Ladies, It's Tuesday, the day before hump day, so most of you should do some sort of humping tomorrow night. I have been asked numerous time to tell the ladies what men want. So your boy BlogXilla is going to give you a few tips that you need to learn better. Now Some of you may be the biggest Sexual Intellectuals and already know this, but other's don't. Me personally, I get tired of the same ole sex day in and day out. So here are a few tips of things us men enjoy but might not admit.
Back in my Player days I had things done to me and have done things, some that just made me go crazy. I'm not talking about coming to the club in some house shoes and a wife beater looking for yo ass when you was pose to be in the house at 12:30... We all know the club don't get jumping until 12:00 anyway, Negroes always showing up late anyway.
There is an urban legend that slim women take dick better than thick girls do. Is it fact or fiction. A friend of mines has a whole scientific explanation for it, he says that thick girls got all that thickness getting in the way and making the pussy less deep while a slim girl has more depth to her pussy. While my homeboy from La Familia, Phellah G states, the softness of you feel from thick girls skin makes it better, along with the fact that the cooch tends to be warmer. Now myself I love me some slim woman, but I also like the thick ones as well, but I do find it that the slim one can take a dick beating better than the thick ones, you try to go hard on a thicken and it's like playing keep away, you start at the foot of the bed and end up w/ her head smacking the head board if you try to go hard. Last week I wrote what is good coochie and a lot of the responses were, it depends on what the dude is doing. Well let me give the dudes out there some advice on how to make your girls go wild, check the t-shirt... ACTION!
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I knew she would be there, She always goes to the library after school and besides she told me to met her there. She was my First girlfriend and we "loved" each other so much. I walked in the library and saw her sitting at one of the desk all alone, she looked so sweet and innocent in her catholic school uniform. I saw down beside her looked at the simple math problem she was studying. She smiled when she saw me I returned the grin. It was 2 weeks since we last seen each other.
I'm sitting in the house doing my usual scan for topics and stuff to blog about and I stumble across this treat the Bed Remix feat Trey Songz... WOW. I feel like I should have my sweetie here right now so I could...
The picture you see above is from the movie Juice. It's the scene where Q sees a fly tender hard at work at her job at a local record shop who looks like a Goddess from behind... But then she turned around. This proves to me that God has a sense of humor. I was at the club this weekend, now although I don't party until the ugly light comes on I still party hard. What's the Ugly Light you might ask? Well it's when the party is over and they turn the lights on. Pay attention the next thing that happens and you'll see the ugly people scatter like roaches... the ones w/ 2 different color navy blues, or busted weaves that get a pass a dark room filled w/ drunk people. Let me tell you what happened to me this weekend.
Jamie Foxx & SuperHead talked sex and more sex she gives some nice tips on how she does it and sucking dick of course. But this interview got me to thinking how does one know that she/he is a sexual Intellectual. Now I've got to come from both sides of this blog. Because men are probably looking for freak who will get down right after the club, and Ladies are probably not trying to get locked down w/ the Duce Bigalow of the clubs. Yet, we don't pick up on the signs. So here are a few.
It's that time of the week again when I pull out my dick and wave it in the air like I just don't care. Alright well it's not that time but its time for me to drop another blog and demonstrate why I have so much more swag then the rest of the Negroids of the world. Yesterday while walking to the store, I saw these 2 rock stars standing in front of the entrance to Wendy's buying cologne from a street peddler. (Metro-Mania at it's finest.) This image brought me to today's blog the importance of picking the proper outfit for your big date.
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Better wear some sexy clothes. Yes it's monday time for people to get back to work. Now what better way to kick off the week then to talk about the sexy clothes that females wear. Yes clothes that ooze sexiness, scream fuck me, yell bend me over, smack my ass and call me susie!!! Man, it's something about the female body that just does something to me. Whether it's at the club and the light skinned shorty has on this nice lime green outfit, toes out and manicured perfectly and lips juicier than a georgia peach, or In the bedroom and it's the French maid outfit that makes my ManXilla go BOINNNGGG!! I love it. So I'll keep it short today so tell me: It's Friday, You just got paid, and it's time to do your man... What are you putting on to make him go HMMMMMM!!!!
Back in my day I did a little modeling... Very little. A local designer asked me to be one of his models for a fashion show. I obliged, and just so happened I caught the eye of this model who got a glimpse of my MANXILLA while I was wearing these pants made from some of the thinnest fabric ever created by man. During the after party and a few drinks later she asked me if she could touch it. We drove to the Motel for a short stay where I got some decent head & some mediocre pussy. But during the car ride I got THE WORST HAND JOB EVER!!!! Now many years later I've come to the conclusion that females don't know how to beat a dick. So here is a guide on the proper way to give a hand job.
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Back in the 90's I used to mess w/ a self proclaimed Lying Ass Libra, fast foward to late last year, I met another lying ass libra by way of a sex crazed blog groupie. Yes, that's right Blog Groupie, apparently there are some females who will let you do the "ATLANTA mouth smack" just b/c you host a blog with a lot of traffic. Anyway shorty was a pathological liar, but me being a sucker for a good screw, failed to pick up on all the signs that a female gearing up to tell a bold face lie. Now I'm not talking about the standard lies females tell like: "This is my hair" or "My eyes really are hazel" or the infamous "I haven't had sex in 3 years" SMCH try 3 hours you no good, filthy cum sponge soaked in bile. but here are some tell-tale signs that she's lying.
Being the Sexual Intellectual that I am, people always ask me what gets the ladies in the mood. I've come to find out that it's a number of things and all women are different so there isn't one thing that a man can really do to get a lady in the mood, so as a man we must know how to do a plethora of things to turn the complicated female species on. Those things are as followed, men take notes.
One of my close and dear friends is the smartest person I ever known in the whole wide world but he puts himself in stupid positions. Now since he doesn't read my blogs I can put him on blast. He was once involved in a weird love triangle on the campus of Rutgers University. And one day on the bus it happened he got caught with his main chick, and his chick on the side. What's funny about it is that his main chick, isn't as fly as his chick on the side.
There is an unwritten law in all office buildings that states, if you see them together then they're fucking. I know it's not always true, but if you see 2 co-workers eating lunch together, sitting at a table, or riding in a car together then it's pretty safe to say... They Fucking.
Yesterday, one of my Readers left me a comment on a subject that I want to touch on... I will write about it, But I want to open this up to you guys b4 I write my Brief Essay on this subject matter, I want to know what your opinion is... Does it really Matter? Is it That Important? How do you feel. Below is what she wrote and I will Highlight the Questions I would like for you all to answer.
SHE WROTE: i have a conversation to share with you ..
my girls and i were chatten last night .. and a conversation came up about faking orgasms .. when it got down to the nasty of it .. most of us were willing to fake at those times when we
Good stuff will make you do crazy things. There should be a list of do's and don't in the bedroom, Kinda like the pool, you know, no running, no jumping no pissing in the pool and all that other stuff. Now I know I shouldn't be comparing the Cooch to a public pool but there needs to be rules. The following things could ruin or cancel any potential sex you might have received. We often make simple little mistakes that could make shorty just want to go home and pull out her toy and get bizzy!!!
Luckily most of these things are just b/c everyone can't be a sexual intellectual like myself but I'm here to help.
**disclaimer** The views expressed by the 100 King$ are not the views of the Blogxilla.com, FWNBTD Radio or any of it's affiliates.
I POSE THIS QUESTION OUT THERE TO ALL OF YOU WHO DARE TO ANSWER!!!!
NOW AS YOU ALL PROBABLY KNOW ALREADY I AM REGARDED AS AN A+ ASSHOLE, WHICH I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT SINCE I AM THAT PIECE OF YA PERSONALITY THAT YOU IGNORE AND DON'T GIVE RECOGNITION TO. I AM ALL AND ALL ARE ME.
NOW FOR THE QUESTION THAT HAS BEEN ON MY MIND FOR A WHILE NOW.....
WHY HAS THE PRICE OF PUSSY DROPPED?
NOW I WILL GO INTO DETAIL TO GIVE REASONS WHY I FEEL THIS WAY....
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Quote of the Day: for the sake of some little mouthful of flesh, we deprive a soul of the sun and light and of that proportion of life and time it had been born into the world to enjoy
I got a sweet tooth for you girl I'm tempted to taste. I can't wait to drink your milk You're looking like a big ole piece of cake. I'm hungry girl, let me raid your kitchen. There is a fundamental mistake made by the male gender all over the world, and that's eating the pussy just to get some cooch. You give us good coochie eaters a bad name when we get in a mood like I am in today. I want to take a fly shorty and lay her down and eat her pussy all day long until night falls and the stars come out to play. I mean eat her like a world class food eater in one of those competitions. Y'all know what I'm talking about when you see those dudes holding a trophy w/ food smeared all over their face. Yea like that I want to put my face all up in her middle, b/c my mind tells me that the next cooch i eat will taste just like a bag of skittles.
Eating Pussy is a science!! There rules to this shit, and I'm going to need band-aid for my knees and I'll probably give my self a mouth full of cavities. When it comes to eating I like to do a few things.
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