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December 21, 2007

Quickies - Your Kid Is Bad As Hell

Kids nowadays scare me. I see them coming and I pat my wallet, put my hand in my inner pocket and pretend I have a GUN. They'll shoot you nowadays. Kids today have no respect of life, theirs or yours. But I think I know why. I'm reading that kids who through tantrums are more likely to be depressed when they get older.

They said tantrums were often the sign of a sick, hungry or overstimulated child. For most parents, they were a normal part of development... But parents of children who hurt themselves or others and those who cannot calm themselves without help should seek medical help...

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Been So Long Since I Touched A Lady

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I've been with out "the grown up"for a damn long time, well a long time to me and frankly I'm on the verge of a breakdown. Well not like a Bobby Brown break down but WHOA!! I find myself staring at chicks asses, visualizing doing naughty things to them. I think I'm going through withdrawal.

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I Don't Want To Grow Up

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Do You Know Who this wonderful Piece of woman is? You'll be shocked to find out

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Quote of the Day:

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.

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December 19, 2007

Perverted Monk Daily: Homeschool 1 -- Daycare 0

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Because I am not a morning person, to help me wake up some mornings I will hop on the phone with my home girl to discuss the news headlines. My home girl ran across the Jamie Lynn Spears announcement again for some reason she was a little shocked about that situation. I wasn't but that's me. My home girl proceeds to tell me about a couple she know whose 4 year old almost single handedly drove her daddy crazy in his thirty-somethings.

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December 15, 2007

Black On Black Crime - House Negro v. Field Negro


The government secretly declared war on the poor. There is a new KKK which is getting stronger every second. From Jena Six, Megan Williams, Malik Thomas, Imus and the Rutgers far from feminine basketball squad, it's clear that race in America is an issue that needs to be addressed. Despite all of this, blacks still fail to see the need to come together as a strong unit to make a difference in what really matters in the Post 9/11 world. Two stories in the news made this clear to me. You might think its It's a story of a gang shooting but it's not, I grew up to that and those type of things don't surprise me. What does is what Civil Rights Activist Andrew Young Told Reporters about Barack Obama.

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December 14, 2007

YaYa and Her Wrap



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YaYa @ the Harlem YMCA reading to the Kids.


We see it all the time, it's something about the female who wears a head wrap that just screams positive. Seems like she's in touch with her roots, they all seem to hold a natural beauty. Well 2 years ago this week I started my dread locks. It's been a hard and long process. Finding different ways to avoid the 50 plus dollars to get them done, The locks merging together to make one chicken foot dread. It's crazy, but I must say it's been truly liberating achieving the length and hang time of my hair.

What Do You Have To Go Through With Your Hair Before Going Out?

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December 05, 2007

Soul Food #2 [Choice]

Choice, the single most important thing needed to maintain ones sanity. There is a power struggle going on in today's society that is spiraling out of control. The Government is slowly taking away ones choice to do many things. The rights to receive information process it and make ones own decision of events. They lied to us about the reasons for going to war, covered up dirt with more dirt and then covered that dirt with even more dirt. If you have my reading my scribes then you already know my stance on these issues, but it's not only the government that is taking part in this deception it is our girlfriends, boyfriends, best friends and associates as well.

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December 03, 2007

What They Want

There was Kesha, Melissa, Nicky, Genesis, Marguerette, Tammy, Selina, Bella, Maia, Sherese, Ashley, Summer, Brandy, Nastasha, 2 Angels, about 3 Kims, Latoyas and a few more Keshas, Candy, Dana, Tiffany, Sadia, Rebecca, Shareekah, Tamala, Pamela, 2 Strippers I only know as Diamond & Roxy and a bunch more. Someone asked me has it always been easy for me to get pussy. I thought about when have I ever had to work or even as much wait to get the goods. Umm Never!

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November 22, 2007

Mahogany

We all know the movie, one of a ghetto girls rise to fame and her epiphany that life is meaningless without the ones she love. Well my trip was Refreshing to say the least. I arrived by plane, to the chaos of Newark International Airport. My 5 year old and a bunch of bags in hand. Back in NJ for the first time in months. Prepared for a long stay, and nothing but time on my hands. Time to think and unwind and get away from my new life and experience my old life for a while.

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November 17, 2007

Soul Food

As I sit at my computer keyboard ready to take flight and go back home with my daughter for the first time since I left, numerous thoughts flood my mind. What will this war torn city hold. Brothers doing nothing but being hood. It's real attractive to some, but not me. My friends are there, my real friends the ones who know me at Lamar. Not Xilla Tha Kool Kid. I go back with good news, something people don't seem they like delivering nowadays, I mean all you here is bad news. So and So got shot, remember little Kesha? Yeah she Pregnant... "You know dude who used to stay w/ the head phones what's his name?" "Umm Reggie?" "Yeah that's his name... well he locked up" I mean damn. So while I'm home eating some of the best Macaroni and Cheese I ever ate, and my moms wonderful dressing. I'll give thanks to my success.

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October 11, 2007

Pavlov's Dog - The Heart of A Real Man

What is he thinking, his face doesn't have the same smile that usually accompanies those crayon brown eyes. His face looks etched out of the same stone the Great Pyramids are made from. Well inside his mind you'll find the same theories that Pavlov used to experiment w/ his dogs. He sees the world differently he understands the corruption of the government and something inside of him helps him rationalize the irrational. But in a good way. It's like the stimulation that once made him extremely happy has left him sitting in a field of lillies, which is a medium sized cubicle surrounded by similar cubicles staring at an adjustable flat screen monitor w/ a picture of his future.

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October 04, 2007

What Love Is All About


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You know, people are super quick to judge and say things about other people. I must say I'm all for individualism, freedom of expression. I am fascinated w/ the weirdo. The office freak, the one who wears sweat socks w/ church pants. The dweebs of the world, b/c their minds tick a little differently. I often wonder the courage inside of a person to defy all trends and normalcy to be them self. Maybe It's not even a conscious effort it just comes naturally. The girl who has a fetish for designer shoes, and can tell you the stats of every body in every sport exist. But Love is a Luxury everyone needs. The type of love tha curls your toes and makes your body shine. Love is different to everyone, me for instance my version of love is unlike the traditional version of love. I'm so difficult to deal w/ it's not even funny. What is Love about To you?

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October 02, 2007

M-Fer I Want Some Iced Tea

As of this week I am a year older and I feel wonderful, I've come to understand things a lot more. I am a father and being a father comes before any and everything in my life. My daughters are my world. In a few months I will be going back to school, and beginning to right a few wrongs I made along the journey to adulthood. Like leaving school and not pursuing my dream to be a musician. But nonetheless I had a ball this weekend.

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September 25, 2007

Under Attack



The amount of racial injustice in this country in the past few years have gotten out of control. Last week there was the biggest civil rights rally/march of OUR times. It was a beautiful site I must say, but my heart is sad b/c it accomplished absolutely nothing.

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September 21, 2007

The Good Ole Days

It feels good seeing the growth of the site, If i could personally thank each and every one of you I would. I've been taking a few request and one of the topics I received was Welfare. (Jolli a comment would be nice ) I couldn't touch this topic w/o talking about one of the only ladies I ever truly loved. My Mother. You see i grew up in the projects of New Jersey where 2 things ruled... Welfare & Drugs.

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September 15, 2007

TI - Hurt Video Shoot


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Some TI Pics for the ladies, so don't ever say I never did anything for you!!! lol Anyway it's Saturday Post some link, and let everyone know what's hot... Basically here is your chance to promote your blog!

Thembi - Check out her blog on Bad Hair... You'll laugh out loud I promise

Paula Soul - She's a new blogger we should show her some lub

Lisa C - 73 Things Men Should Know About Women

FWNBTD - Folks With Nothing Better To Do, the funniest Show on the Internet... This one Stars Myself!! lol

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You Smell Me?


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Usher Instore @ Macy unleashing his new Cologne.

**Sniff** Man you smell like Phys Ed!! Smell is one of the most Important parts of hygiene. Smelling good is vital so picking the right cologne could make or break a potential holla, Job offer, marriage proposal and more. Recently I was scent hi-jacked by my mother. We were driving into NYC, last month and she insisted that I put on this mystery oil she pulled out the glove box of the Benz. I said no, she said wear it, I said no, she said Wear it, I said No I already Have something on... She pulled over on the side of the road, pulled out a gun, held it to my head, hogged tied me and splashed the stuff on my neck... Okay Maybe she didn't do all that but I ended up w/ this oil on my body and seeping through my pores, mixing w/ my Dolce Gabanna Blue Cologne. What are your favorite scents to wear?

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August 30, 2007

I Love The 80s (Kanye's Marty McFlys)

The good folks at Nike decided to give Kanye West his own Version of the Back II the Future Nike. SMCH!! But we can't tell him nothing he was rocking them recently at Listening party. So since the world, myself included are going 80's crazy, a random list of memories that have crossed my mind hopefully you'll get some memories of your own.

My Top 5 80 Moments
5. Tranformer Cartoon - When Optimus Prime Died
4. Simon Says - That game was Addictive
3. Board Games - I'll give you Trouble
2. ThunderCats - Maybe that's why I spent my early years involved w/ so many HOOOOOEESSS!!
1. WWF Action Figures - Nothing Spelled fun like those non bendable hard ass plastic dolls.

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August 28, 2007

If You're Happy & You Know It Clap Yo Hands

Today, while I was minding my own business, my homegirl Feoshia sent me an article she knew would get my mind a rolling. Now I must say I was rather pissed when I began checking my mail, Gas Prices are through the roof, I wanted to do the grown up and had no one to do the grown up with and to top it all off, I didn't get to watch Girlfriends. But then suddenly it all started to make sense, after I read this article. You see, according to an extensive survey of 1,280 people ages 13-24 by The Associated Press and MTV, 72 percent of whites say they are happy with life in general, compared with 51 percent of Hispanics and 56 percent of blacks. (Which was probably 6 out of 12 people)

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August 27, 2007

School Shopping

My daughter is set to have her first day of school later this week. I'm so excited, We went to the mall for some last minute school shopping and I must say school shopping sucks. I spent all of my money on polo shirts and uniforms. Jordans cost too damn much. All for the love of the kids. It's amazing how you can rock star up a school uniform.

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August 24, 2007

Jump - The Price Of P*$$Y Has Gone Down


Remy Dust off Kris Kross Classic to talk about Jump-Offs

**disclaimer** The views expressed by the 100 King$ are not the views of the Blogxilla.com, FWNBTD Radio or any of it's affiliates.


I POSE THIS QUESTION OUT THERE TO ALL OF YOU WHO DARE TO ANSWER!!!!
NOW AS YOU ALL PROBABLY KNOW ALREADY I AM REGARDED AS AN A+ ASSHOLE, WHICH I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT SINCE I AM THAT PIECE OF YA PERSONALITY THAT YOU IGNORE AND DON'T GIVE RECOGNITION TO. I AM ALL AND ALL ARE ME.
NOW FOR THE QUESTION THAT HAS BEEN ON MY MIND FOR A WHILE NOW.....
WHY HAS THE PRICE OF PUSSY DROPPED?
NOW I WILL GO INTO DETAIL TO GIVE REASONS WHY I FEEL THIS WAY....

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Bad Customer Service

First off Washington Mutual sucks, there customer service is the worst excuse for helping a customer I have ever seen in my life. businesses of today are really lacking the service part of customer service. It's like their employees have problems and they insist on taking it out every single caller that gives them a call. Maybe I was interrupting her from her myspace addiction or browsing some new designers fall collection of pumps. Whatever it is, I'm super pissed and my scheduled blog has been delayed. But since I'm not wired right I'm going to risk being late to write it anyway. But I would like to know, Some of the worst customer service experiences you have been through. Maybe It would make mines look like something small.

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August 23, 2007

I Used To Sport A Sag

All Hell is about to break loose. The City Of Atlanta is about to make it illegal to rock the sag. TI and rappers across the world need to watch out. Now although I hate to see other mens dirty Drawls I am very much against this new ordinance. First off it leave the law up to the judgement of the officer. Which is down right wrong...

Debbie Seagraves, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Georgia, said the law could not be enforced in a nondiscriminatory way because it targets something that came out of the black youth culture.

"This is a racial profiling bill that promotes and establishes a framework for an additional type of racial profiling," she told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution for its Thursday editions.

The proposed ordinance would also bar women from showing the strap of a thong beneath their pants. They would also be prohibited from wearing jogging bras in public or show a bra strap, Seagraves said.

The proposed ordinance states that "the indecent exposure of his or her undergarments" would be unlawful in a public place.

What's your take on this new Law?

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August 17, 2007

Plan B - How Do You End A Relationship?


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Yesterday, I'm reading the current news when I see a headline as big as day saying... A man threw his seriously ill wife four stories to her death because he could no longer afford to pay for her medical care. Damn this reminds me of the good old Plan B. You know, you get a phone call from your "SHAWTY", and she's like I'm Pregnant. I'm you say in your best half sleep Cain from Menace II Society voice. "What you telling me for." But relationships go bad, it's almost a natural fact. So I figured I would let all of you folks in on one of my own personal experiences.

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August 15, 2007

Cheat On You pt. 2 The Right Chick

So I'm having a conversation w/ my nigga Juice, last night about the blog I posted yesterday Cheat On You. The comments that follow is real talk, it's how the men of the world, talk to each other, at least real dudes from the hood who are trying to make something for ourselves. My nigga Juice said,

we cheat cause we do not have the rite bitch on our team


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August 13, 2007

Music Is My Life - Daddy Where Have You Been


Eddie Murphy's baby mother Scary Spice and her New Man.

This whole situation is turning into a circus, but It gave me a thought of how I was as a child growing up w/o a father and gave me this lovely memory. I hope you enjoy.


Music is my Life Vol 1. Daddy Where have you been?



Child: Daddy, Where Have You Been?
Beanie: And when you come home, you got us here all alone
Child: Mommy, Where Daddy Went?
Beanie: You always stick up for him
Always said you'd make up for him
Child: Mommy, What Happened Then?
Beanie: What was you cheatin on him?
Why he's always beatin' on you?
Child: Daddy, Where Have You Been?
Beanie: Nigga, you gonna hear me out



It was a night hanging out W/ Ms. Black's brother when I first heard this song, we were sitting in the living room doing what we did every weekend, getting wasted. The kind of wasted were everything that make sense normally, makes sense to the tenth power. Hold on let me light a cigarette for this one, allow me to share my soul. I heard that song and i started crying uncontrollably. This song was my life put to a beat, packaged and sold to the masses. Killing me softly w/ his words, Beanie Sigel was rapping my entire relationship w/ my Mom and pops into 16 bars. At this point in my life I was at a crossroads, I had just moved back to Jersey from Atlanta, a Newborn baby, no job, and the biggest choice in my life to make...

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August 06, 2007

Full Metal Jacket.

There is a moment in all of our lives, when our problems become too much for us to deal with, and life begins to feed you a steady diet of bullshit. But what do you do? Do you fold and give in to the pressure or do you buckle down and become the greatest soldier the world has ever seen? Or maybe you just settle somewhere in between. Last night I stayed up late until 4 in the morning watching Full Metal Jacket. Private Pyle had just got beat w/ the soap in towel. At that moment God showed me a metaphor for my life.

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August 04, 2007

Mixed Nuts - Random Madness


John Legend looks like he smells like a Ewok running from the Big Bad Wolf on it's way to Grandma's house.

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I feel someone needs to tell a lot of ladies on myspace that they are not sexy. I mean i'm not one to judge, but I mean really. Where are these people's friends to tell them hey boo, that picture of you sliding down the stop sign isn't a good look.

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August 03, 2007

$315 Ain't Worth Your Soul


Editor's Note

The following is a very disturbing blog written my Mrs. Blogpphire. It's a case that is gaining national attention. I won't spoil it for you I'll let you read it for yourself. But this is the main reason I am against abortion but Pro-choice b/c stuff like this might happen. Enjoy.

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August 01, 2007

Wait Till I get my Money Right

Kanye West - Can't Tell Me Nothin (Official Video)

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Yep There is a whole blog inside.

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Actress By Jeremy

"No, he didn't say that!" I said.

"He sure did," my friend Dre shot back. "Now I see what Bill Cosby was talking about: The abuse of the english language!"

"I can't believe that," I said shaking my head. "No."

The focus of our conversation? Rapper 50 Cent. The topic? A verse my friend had just finished listening to.

"That man said he met a woman. He said she was an inspiring actress," Dre said. "Doesn't he mean aspiring actress?"

The expression on Dre's face was priceless. He had a look of disgust, as if someone had offended his mama.

I couldn't believe it. Eventually Dre went into his stash and got the evidence, the "Encore" album by Eminem. He popped it in and went directly to track No. 15.

"Listen to this."

So I did.

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July 27, 2007

Whores, Hot Wings & Newports Have Postponed My Revolution

Friday Night Lights shining bright in the sky line of the city. The view from my apartment was spectacular... if you could see it. So, the drive into town would have to do. Pulling up on 85 in Atlanta is the shit, a rush comes over you as you flick the butt of a Newport out of the window. We were on our way to a spot where young men and women go to get their first taste of the night life. I had been drinking on some patron, so I was already a little bit dizzy but not pissy as i was on numerous occasions where I drank too much and never made it to the door. Or ended up inside of some nice Georgia Peach.

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Jigga Nigga 10 Pound Lipped Nigga

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I never felt more alive than ridin shotgun
In Klein's green 5 until the cops pulled guns

When you reach a point in your life and your career its bound your past will come back to haunt you. Calvin Klein (Not the Designer) former friend of Jay-Z was on Shade 45 radio. Basically let me sum it all up for you. Dude catches a case w/ Jay-Z takes the wrap and spends 13 years locked up and come homes expecting to get a pass from Jay-Z. Falls back and get a big bag of nothing from our favorite Lip-O-Potamus. And now he's hitting the radio to air Hova out. Calvin Klien calls Jay-Z a white boy and said he should of put his foot in jigga's neck.

Listen to the Audio

I think Jigga said

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Being A Daddy - Ode to The Cosby Show

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Is it me of does Russell look like he had to ask permission to be in the picture.


Things we hear about but never see... FATHERS. Yes folks I was one of those kids who grew up w/o a father. I watched my mother struggle as a single parent until she hooked up w/ the man who would save my life and I not know it. Willie B. My childhood memory remembers him as a small man who wore bright colored suits all the time. I used to think he was a pimp... But he was just a barber so I guess that's the same thing. But he never really interjected himself into my life but I learned a lot from watching him.

As a child I was basically raised by the Cosby show I told myself that I wanted to be just like Heathcliff Huxatable. So in honor of my home girl Thembi and her ode to Good Times. I'm posting my top five father moments from the Cosby show. These Father are 5 qualities strive to have while raising my daughter

[Music] ~ [Discipline] ~ [Being Cool] ~ [Manhood] ~ [Manners]

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July 26, 2007

Imagine

Barry Bonds
Michael Vick
OJ Simpson
Stepha Henry
Don Imus
Michael Richards

Genarlow Wilson
Barack Obama
Gary Sheffield
Malik Thomas

The Jena Six

All have been victims of racism or have made racist remarks in the past few months. Yet the world would like me to believe racism is a thing of the past. When in actuality racism has evolved into low paying jobs and welfare for most and a bad game of snatchies for others. Let me Tell you a story.

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July 23, 2007

Just My Humble Opinion

Back in my days of being on of Myspace's most popular bloggers I held a series called Advice You Can Not Refuse so recently I got an email asking for some advice here's what it said

Dear BlogXilla,

I've been dating this guy for about 3 months now.... For most of the relationship except the past week... He has been lying to me about his sexuality... Since his confession of liking boys, I've tried to except it and stick by him and be understanding... Honestly... him being bisexual doesn't really bother me... But it keeps coming up that he is cheating with and x or something... I've even heard with one of my close homeboys... Everyday its something new and a new issue...If ask him about something i heard about him he flips out and flies off the handle.... but if he hears something he will spread it to all of his friends as if its true and then ask me about it.... then if he doesn't like the answer i give him or thinks i have an attitude... he acts childish and immature.... Honestly the relationship is pointless... I know it is... Its obvious to see.... and he obviously wants to be with guys.... But its seems like he is in denial.... I've given him opportunity after opportunity to leave and do him.... but he wont... When i try to leave he throws temper tantrums and refuses to leave.... I will be leaving for college aug. 12 and he will be a senior in next year.... Ive tried to thoroughly explain that its time i go my way and he go his... especially with college calling me... but he aint tryna hear it... he'z the type of guy who will stalk me and act as a crazy baby moma or sumthin..... So what should i do??? Because he is driving me insane... and I want to move on and be free of him and enjoy the college life come next month....

Signed,

ClUeLeSs SwEetHeArt

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July 22, 2007

Vick Hunt

Leave it to bloggers to cover the real truth in current events and news. As you all know Micheal Vick has been tried, persecuted, and convicted of dog fighting in the court of public opinion. Well not so much as public opinion as much as PETA's opinion. But what happens when someone really does kill a dog with his own bare hands? What does PETA and Media do then?

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July 21, 2007

Back In The Day



Today as I call up numerous automated systems to pay numerous bills I have come to the conclusion that I too feel like Ahmad. You know "back in the day when I was young I'm not a kid anymore... But some days I sit and wish I was kid again." Well maybe I wouldn't feel this way if I was the person who had the idea to charge people 4.95 for paying a bill over the phone all because they want to wait until the last minute to pay their cot damn overpriced Gas bills. Death to Bill Matrix!!! Anyway, I was thinking I haven't really changed much from the kid that use to go to school and laugh at the teacher b/c she thought homework was so important, b/c all i had to do was listen to what she was saying while I drew in my mead spiral notebook the flyest Snoopy dressed in baggy jeans, a sweaters, gold chains, radio on the ground bumping the hottest tunes and a gun in each hand. (hey I listened to rap music) I remember the teacher would always get on me for not handing in homework but I told her I'll ace the test so don't worry. Ace the test is exactly what I did. And now on any job training I still do the same thing draw on the Microsoft word or power point templates printed out while they talk about all the ways the new systems or procedures are changing. So have I really changed much?

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July 16, 2007

SHEsus Khrist

You can take the girl out the hood, but you can't take the hood out the girl. Remy Ma was charge w/ attempted Murder b/c she allegedly shot her close friend, Makeda Barnes-Joseph in the meatpacking district. (pause) The New York Post reports "Why did she shoot me? What have I done?" Barnes-Joseph cried moments after taking two bullets in the abdomen at close range, according to witnesses. Umm for record sales!! Duh!!

I mean c'mon the word on the streets Mrs. Barnes Joseph is that you took Remy 2 G's so for your actions you got 2 to the gut. Alright this is no laughing matter but here is what's funny. The paper reports and I quote Ma, 27, noticed that she was missing money from her bag, police sources said. Wait Ma? WTF call her Remy or Ms. Smith not Ma... what type of fraggle nackle bullshit is that!!! Wait the ghettoness gets better Remy's lawyers says again I quote "Do not jump to conclusions," said her lawyer Scott Leemon. "These are merely allegations and Remy denies them adamantly."

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July 15, 2007

RockStars of the Motherland.


John Legend & Nigerian Rapper D Banj

Over the last few years hip hop has changed into something... Well It's not what it used to be so let's just say it has evolved. Well maybe not evolved but it's definitely following a different formula. White sunglasses, small shirts & Bright colors. After checking out these pictures of John Legend and this guy I thought okay this guy must be big in Nigeria so I hit up the most reliable source in the universal for worthless information... that's right YOUTUBE. and here is what I found. Is this a photocopy of Akon & T-Pain or are the Konvicts biting D Banj I'm almost certain they have some sort of African Tribal beef. Maybe even getting together later this month for some good old fashion stick fighting. But this video is classic, it's current day hip hop at it's finest note the harmonica solo at the end.

If HIP HOP's not Dead it is definitely going through an Identity crisis. I mean really is this really what we want to party like?

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July 13, 2007

Testing The Kids


Rosario Dawson @ Louis Vutton Roof Party

Back in 1995 a movie came out that would change my life, this movie was about one of the most controversial topics known to man AIDS. The movie starred a young new actress who played a promiscuous young teen. This actress was none other than the lovely lady above these words Rosario Dawson. They named this movie Kids.

The movie was set in my backyard NYC, rowdy and reckless teens running the streets looking for beer and pussy, but what is a teen flick w/o one of the illest fight scene in the history of cinema?

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Pink Rover Pink Rover I Call Kim Over


The Pink RoverChick aka Reggie's Bush

What's going on everyone....this is the Royal One. Blogxilla has asked me to come on over to the site and write a piece for him. Being the rather off beat person that I am, I decided to write about the Pink Range Rover Chick. If you don't know who I'm talking about you will soon find out.

Now on to business. The "Pink Range Rover Chick" is most famous for replacing Nicole Ritchie as Paris Hilton's partner in crime. Still don't know who I'm talking about? Here's another clue. Vivid Entertainment, reportedly settled a lawsuit with her for $5 million dollars for a video that was leaked and made into a video. Still scratching your head??? Well the "Pink Range Rover Chick" is none other than the lovely Ms. Kimberly Noel Kardashian. Many may ask....why would we want to read about this chick. So what she has a Pink Range Rover, so what she looks good. (And she does look good!) People....she did will go down in history along with wannabe street R&B singer, Ray J, for making a sex tape so clear....you feel you were right there. I've seen the sex tape and I must say. WOW!

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Crunk Juice by That Boy



So it’s official. The world is coming to an end. I mean I Ain’t Hatin…I’m Just Sayin, how the hell does Crunk make it into the dictionary???

So the associate editor says "We try to include words that aren't just trends," he continued. "We're looking for words that will be referred to in the future and people won't need any explanation to know what it means. If the editor of a newspaper can publish a word and he or she expects readers to know what it means, we'll include it."

Okay maybe it’s just me but um…I still don’t know what Crunk means!! They say its southern rap music with repetitive chants and rapid dance rhythms but every time I hear it being used it’s like “Man we about to get Crunk”. Translation – “Man we about to get hype”. I thought Crunk meant like hype or live. Now they are saying it’s a form of music??? I’m confused as hell.

I guess this just shows the popularity of Black culture. From our music, style of dress, and now our vocabulary we are all over the place. But with Crunk making it into the dictionary it got me thinking.

Are there any other slang terms that you use that you feel should make it into the dictionary???

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July 12, 2007

In The "EVE" of the Night

Rumor has it, that the pit bull in a skirt E.V.E. Ms. My Dogs Believe in me ordered a female prostitute to come to her room in a Miami hotel. According to Jonathan Jaxson "One evening while being a guest in the hotel, Eve had ordered a female prostitute to her room. After several hours, the prostitute finally departed." Hmm I'm saying I don't see a problem w/ females licking other females. Hell I'm still on the hunt for my girl to get a girlfriend. I mean I'm looking forward to it. But back to Eve for a moment, ConcreteLoop reminded us that this picture which is NSFW of Eve surfaced a while back in Eve's days as a shoe model.

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July 08, 2007

Missing, Beach Chair



MIssing... Jazze Pha NECK!!!

Speaking of necks why does Jeezy have on a v-neck white tee? Please don't tell me those are in style please that's one trend I just can't get down with. But seriously folks, I hope all of your weekends was a meaningful as mine was. This weekend I packed the little girl up and went on a trip to the wonderful beaches of Charleston, South Carolina. As I sat on the beach i felt it's history and importance in the soul of black folks. Charleston or Charles town was one of the main shipping station for the American slave trade. So this picture makes a lot of sense being that a lot of blacks are missing important parts of our history many of us don't even know places like this still exist for us to visit and see. So I sat on the beach w/ the spirit of a King.

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July 07, 2007

The Growth


Third Annual Apollo Theater Fondation, Inc. Spring Benefit

In the 6 years since his last movie what has Chris Tucker been up to? It's funny get into some trouble and the whole world will know about it, do something positive it might not ever be heard. In the 6 years off he has been making himself a better man, and I'm not mad at him. I too had to go away to make myself better so when I read the article about him in playboy magazine, it was something i could truly relate to. There is an age old debate, that you shouldn't let money change you but I beg to differ. When I got a little bit of money it changed my wardrobe, my address and the type of things i could buy, it also changed a bit of me on the inside.

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July 02, 2007

What About Your Friends

Written by:: Sapphire's Bombay

Almost Famous

It all starts with a dream, a vision of you entertaining, crowd pleasing, signing autographs and taking pics, photo shooting and video making. Dare you dream of Headlining your own show, accepting that Grammy and thanking who? Your Family, your friends, your God and – YOUR FANS That’s who is requesting that heavy rotation, purchasing tickets to your shows, copping that CD adding to your fortune. Oh and your friends? That’s your PR, in case it hasn’t dawned on you. But what about them? Are they what makes you tick? You gave yourself the get up and go but who kept you going once you went? All of the above so don’t fake on them. Not too long ago it was you, you and them, same level, hungry, ready, willing and able .Wanting a better life, stardom and all its perks. Glitz, Glamour, paparazzi, the whole nine. Shit the whole ten if your mind is as beautiful as mine.

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June 23, 2007

You Tell Me... By Auntie M

If every time you ate mushrooms you became nauseus, how many times do you think you would have to eat them before avoiding them completely? And would it matter what kind of mushroom it was or would you avoid all mushrooms just to be safe?

If every time you went to the doctor you had a negative experience, how long would it take before you associated the doctor with negativity? Would that negative association extend to all physicians? Or would it be a specialty specific association?

If every time you got into a car you got into an accident, how long would it be before you stopped driving? Would you stop driving only a certain type of car? Or would you give up driving completely?

And let's say that based on these scenarios you gave up all mushrooms, had a negative association with all physicians, and stopped driving all together, could anyone blame you for that? Would you be considered a bitter person? Or would you be considered someone who changed their lifestyle based on their very real experience?

So let's apply that same line of thinking elsewhere...

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