Courtesy of JLM, Inc PRINCESS BRIANA

Because I am not a morning person, to help me wake up some mornings I will hop on the phone with my home girl to discuss the news headlines. My home girl ran across the Jamie Lynn Spears announcement again for some reason she was a little shocked about that situation. I wasn't but that's me. My home girl proceeds to tell me about a couple she know whose 4 year old almost single handedly drove her daddy crazy in his thirty-somethings.

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Ok!~ So the Perverted Monk's Voice is back on Blogxilla.com. I gotta apologize...a sista has been goin' through mentally, physically and spiritually. I had to step back access my life and where I am going, stop, and collect myself. Unlike the Xilla...I can't blog and go through at the same time. I am a multi-tasker, but I am not polymorphic....having the ability to change based on the situation. FEEL ME? So, I am taking a quarter off from school, because my five year life plan for 2008-2013 gotta be inked out, I need to finish my '08 business plan, and three other plans coming up in the next 5 years. Because the Crackas (Bad white folks) are working my nerves to the upper eschlon of my nervous system. I need to be on my own and sucking toe only for Crackas that are paying me my service fee.

A contributing light at the end of the. "I need motivation tunnel" is a homegirl I've never met, Mary J. Blige.

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If I ever come in contact with the parent that paid $2,400 for A dayum Hanna Montana Ticket, I hereby promise here forthwith to beat their tails until the white meat, red meat, black and blue meat show! Da hell are they thinking? Maxing out credit cards, mortgaging homes, and a bunch of other foolishness to take their child to see Mylie Cyrus' alter ego Hanna Montana!

She doesn't even have blonde hair this is how she really looks!

Shall I continue to think of the many other bills that could be paid in lieu of the lie I call "Hanna Montana!" I don't blame Mylie, I blame the people who keep feeding the monster I'd like to refer to as "HANNA MONTANA!!"

~Perverted Monk revealing a Financial Truth while watching Hanna Montana on FREE television erry Sat. Morning!

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What's up frogs and froggets, I gotta a King Truth gunning for you. I will need your opinion for this one. Speaking of hating, am I a hater or just unimpressed? Too me, it's more of the latter. I could actually listen to three of Ashi++ti's earlier songs, "Baby, Rain, and No One Else." I just couldn't buy a ticket for the "I like Ashanti" train. I present to you Ashanti's latest on King Magazine, you may have seen them. If you look closely I think she has a lazy eye! Ashi++i has a nice figure, but I'm just not impressed with the layout, are you? The whole, black I want to be fierce, but I only have one look with a lazing eye; isn't working for me. Her previous spread at a similar office building window was a whole lot better.

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Can I just say... I hated this song with a PASSION! I never got it. It was stupid to the up most level of stupidity. No matter how much I prayed and threw salt on the TV to drive away the evil spirits, it never failed every Friday it would pop up on NBC's, "Friday Night Videos." I was like Dammit...you all are the National Broadcasting Company can't you find another video?

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What's up spiders and mites! I got another truth to reveal and this one may hit you at your heart, literally! I am tired of paying $3.01 for gas. I blame the cheaters! I don't know if I have been cheated on or not and I would like it to stay that way! But, I was watching an interview of Mya and realized she's pretty.....Cuh-razy!! I started thinking there are two kinds of people in relationships The Punked and "The Punk." Here's two short scenarios...Here we go yo!

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This is gonna be short and sweet! Will Somebody, Anybody please explain to me why da hell does this lil' boy's momma allow them people to put a straw set in this boy's head? I can't stand it; as much as, I love heroes I cringe when he comes on the screen. Not because I don't like his character, because of them dang mini Shirley Temple curls. It ain't right! They did it to Richie from "Family Matters" where is he now?

Oh yeah! The Young and the Restless.

~perverted monk be tellin' the truth

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When Bush was looking for WMD I am sure he didn't think to look in T.I.'s house. Geeze! Da hell is dude defending the "Gold Rush of 07?" I seriously don't get why one man would need that many guns. Granted, I haven't walked in his shoes, so I don't know where his paranoia stems from, but I pray the Lord no one crosses him. As for that punk azz bodyguard...

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What happening' chickens and ducks! There some truth to uncover so let's get to it. If you ever become become famous and pregnant don't let the paparazzi know about it! The Oscar-winning actress, Halle Berry revealed that she became a media target after announcing her pregnancy and the paparazzi crossed its limits when they forced her off the road while driving in Hollywood. Ms. Berry had to hit a brick wall before she realized she should have waited to tell the press "I'm pregnant!"

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Too much info. or Not enough info.

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman waving at
him and greets him with "Hello!"

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So
he says, "Do you Know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now, his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

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In 1997 Ohmega Watts began getting pieces of equipment and started to produce, then in '98 upgraded himself to his now trusty MPC 2000. He began learning about diggin' in the crates for breaks, and samples, and finding out who were some key musicians back in the Jazz, Rock, Soul and funk era's. From that point on to present day, Watts has been diggin in the crates and producing tracks for his unit Lightheaded members, and close family of cats he's come to build relationships with. When I heard this dudes "The Platypus Strut" I instantly wanted to go on Soul Train Circa 1978.

I love katz whose music take you back to a time when life was easier, simple and free! He hear a hint of Pete Rock, Hi-Tek and Tribe. I enjoys this dude tremendously! I felt like pop locking after I heard his music. Don't under estimate me a sista can pop!

Enjoy Ohmega Watts

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"Two and half men Star" Charlie Sheen is in love and he's all shook up! He has agreed to have all of his tattos lasered off to prove to his new true love that he is serious about this fellationship....relationship! He has 12 tats that includes a sign on his chest scribed "Back in 15 mins!"

I love tattoos on a guy as much as the next tattos loving woman, but really is it necessary to have your geneology all over your back? If you're laying the pipe and I happen to dig in, "Aww damn I just scratched out grandma! She gon' be mad?" OR...

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This video says it all! I was watching an old comic view and one of the comediennes made a good dayum point. Why don't men have Just for Men's Ball Scrum, Tag, or Axe Scrotum Cleanser? Men have not so fresh days too? Like the activities of the day don't settle on their nutz? Women aren't the only one with problems. I was just wondering?

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This is the random ass truth coming at you softcore with a chaser! I was thinking today.
I do that sometimes despite what people might say (don't listen to them)!

I said: "Self"

Self: "Hmmmm?"

I said: "There is a 6 degree of separation factor between you and Ving Rhames! Because I went to the movies to see "Baby Boy"! (I still want my money back!)

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Man, Yall remember when Ja Rule was the sheezy fo' shneezy? Oh, I remember "Holla Holla" was wack back then, but when he started actin' Niccabuttfool, ya kinda yearn for the wack "Livin' it up" days, those "Thug Lovin' days and I kno'ya gettin' bored chillin' wifthenfenem...I know you miss my lovin', but thugin', Thug lovin'! Ha-Haaaa!" Featuring Bobby Brown with his Tourettes style of singing...Yellin' out random isht. "SKITTLES"! JA....THEY GOT SKITTLES!! IT'S MURRRRDA!

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