Let's just say you're minding your own business in your own house. You could be washing dishes, reading a book, surfing the web, or just plain ole watching the Negro Channel [That's BET] and then your child comes to you, their left arm shaking like crazy trying to control the powerful vibrations coming from the toy in their hand. The look of shock invades your face, as you realize your child just found your toy box.
Dear Spears Sisters
My name is Xilla, I know you don't know me but frankly I'm concerned and also a bit perturbed at the same time. You see I live in what most people would call the hood, the part of town where most of the residents live below the poverty line. You can find a drug dealer relativity easy. And I'm not talking designer drugs like cocaine, but crack and Marijuana or dirt as some call it. I am a father of two, 5 year old daughters who absolutely adore Jamie Lynn. At first I was a bit skeptical of letting her watch your show since Brittany fell off the deep end faster than the Coyote chasing the roadrunner after using one of those fool proof Acme knock off products, probably made in China but that's not the point.
Because I am not a morning person, to help me wake up some mornings I will hop on the phone with my home girl to discuss the news headlines. My home girl ran across the Jamie Lynn Spears announcement again for some reason she was a little shocked about that situation. I wasn't but that's me. My home girl proceeds to tell me about a couple she know whose 4 year old almost single handedly drove her daddy crazy in his thirty-somethings.
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So I get home from work and My home girl Feoshia brought something striking to my attention. Apparently on AUGUST 31, A crude "ghetto handbook" distributed to police patrolling Houston's public schools has resulted in the suspension of one officer. The booklet, which was given to about 20 cops, is subtitled "Wucha dun did now?," and purports to help the reader "learn to speak ebonics as if you just came out of the hood. My heart hurts as I think of the poor image of blacks portrayed by the media, and blacks them self who add fuel to the fire by wearing their pants below their asses and speaking like they skipped every English class on their schedule. Inside the pamphlet they break down words which we use on an everyday basis, such as:
Befo - (b-fo) - Before
Outy - (audi) - Bye
Hoodrat - a scummy girl
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