MTV is reporting...

Remy Ma, friend Makeda Barnes-Joseph has filed a $10 million civil lawsuit against her, according to Reuters. Remy Ma (real name: Reminisce Smith) is accused of shooting Barnes-Joseph in July after a dispute that took place on a street in New York.

Remy been in a lot of crap lately. From eating someone's box to being denied the right to leave the country but this... I swear I am a liberal to the heart but sometimes we have just too much freedom in this country. Didn't this chick steal like a dollar from Remy? I mean maybe Remy should counter sue for the hookup on stolen cable and the proper technique to get rid of roaches. Because we all know that ghetto chicks know how to rid an apartment of roaches.

Halle Berry is 41 and preggers and I would still smash. There is something about the glow of a woman baring a child that just does something to me. Their boobs get bigger, along with their nose, lips, ankles and feet. But yet still their sexiness is unmatched. As you can see Ms. Berry isn't letting motherhood keep her from doing her daily rounds I find that most girls don't quit their day job. I remember one night at the strip club...

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]]> http://blogxilla.com/scribes/2007/12/xilla_entertainment_network_ak.html http://blogxilla.com/scribes/2007/12/xilla_entertainment_network_ak.html Xilla's Post Sun, 23 Dec 2007 10:59:19 -0500

The Unexaggerated truth in entertainment I am your presenter the perverted monk. It is confirmed (but not really) that Marc and Jennifer Anthony might be having twins a girl and boy! The plumping mom to be has gone on a $40,000.00 per child shopping spree! Purchasing pink and blue strollers with a $4,000.00 price tag and pink and blue onesies at $400.00 a pop. The All-American practical mom knows the new borns will probably wear then a few times before they are too small. You think she is going to give them to Goodwill and get a tax write-off? I would. If only we could all be so fortunate. SMCH!

Horsemen 4 ever, BlogXilla 4 life

first Blog classic, only got 4 sights

i shoulda got a more but people lacked 4sight

but i don't give a F, I don't blog 4 the hype

i blog it 4 the bloggers, 4 the ghetto, 4 their plight

4 the struggle, 4 those who know what's right,

Blogged 4 others, 4×4s, Mind sex, about my life,

Blogged 4 the pain so y'all can feel what it's like

Blogged 4 times a day for 40 days 40 nights

Sorry 4 all the promise made that never came to the light

this blog is my own 40 acres:

I just got finished listening to Lupe's new album and I must say this is the perfect filler for those new Ipods most of you will be cracking open next week. So BlogXilla is giving you a Christmas present. You know why? Because I Got It for Cheap

[Mary J Blige - Growing Pains] [Mary Mary - Have A Mary Mary Christmas] [Chris Rock - Cheese & Crackers] [Lupe Fiasco - Tha Cool] [ Beanie Sigel - The Solution ]

Kids nowadays scare me. I see them coming and I pat my wallet, put my hand in my inner pocket and pretend I have a GUN. They'll shoot you nowadays. Kids today have no respect of life, theirs or yours. But I think I know why. I'm reading that kids who through tantrums are more likely to be depressed when they get older.

They said tantrums were often the sign of a sick, hungry or overstimulated child. For most parents, they were a normal part of development... But parents of children who hurt themselves or others and those who cannot calm themselves without help should seek medical help...

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I've been with out "the grown up"for a damn long time, well a long time to me and frankly I'm on the verge of a breakdown. Well not like a Bobby Brown break down but WHOA!! I find myself staring at chicks asses, visualizing doing naughty things to them. I think I'm going through withdrawal.

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Quote of the Day:

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.

Let's just say you're minding your own business in your own house. You could be washing dishes, reading a book, surfing the web, or just plain ole watching the Negro Channel [That's BET] and then your child comes to you, their left arm shaking like crazy trying to control the powerful vibrations coming from the toy in their hand. The look of shock invades your face, as you realize your child just found your toy box.

Dear Spears Sisters

My name is Xilla, I know you don't know me but frankly I'm concerned and also a bit perturbed at the same time. You see I live in what most people would call the hood, the part of town where most of the residents live below the poverty line. You can find a drug dealer relativity easy. And I'm not talking designer drugs like cocaine, but crack and Marijuana or dirt as some call it. I am a father of two, 5 year old daughters who absolutely adore Jamie Lynn. At first I was a bit skeptical of letting her watch your show since Brittany fell off the deep end faster than the Coyote chasing the roadrunner after using one of those fool proof Acme knock off products, probably made in China but that's not the point.

Because I am not a morning person, to help me wake up some mornings I will hop on the phone with my home girl to discuss the news headlines. My home girl ran across the Jamie Lynn Spears announcement again for some reason she was a little shocked about that situation. I wasn't but that's me. My home girl proceeds to tell me about a couple she know whose 4 year old almost single handedly drove her daddy crazy in his thirty-somethings.

I'm having so much fun on tour it's amazing. I had a blast in Cali, but my next stop is Wild Out Wednesday's over on NecoleBitchie.com. Pretty much the blog over there is what we've been talking about lately who takes dicks better slim women or Thick Women. Well last time I left it up in the air, this time I actually pick a side in the debate. So Jump on over to my featured Post over there and read it. Also check out some of the hot gossip on her site.

Back in the late 90's, early singles my boys and I came up w/ the term M&M. This is the term for a quick date, straight to the sack affair. The Both M's are interchangeable and there are 3 levels of M&M's you can encounter.

Ok!~ So the Perverted Monk's Voice is back on Blogxilla.com. I gotta apologize...a sista has been goin' through mentally, physically and spiritually. I had to step back access my life and where I am going, stop, and collect myself. Unlike the Xilla...I can't blog and go through at the same time. I am a multi-tasker, but I am not polymorphic....having the ability to change based on the situation. FEEL ME? So, I am taking a quarter off from school, because my five year life plan for 2008-2013 gotta be inked out, I need to finish my '08 business plan, and three other plans coming up in the next 5 years. Because the Crackas (Bad white folks) are working my nerves to the upper eschlon of my nervous system. I need to be on my own and sucking toe only for Crackas that are paying me my service fee.

A contributing light at the end of the. "I need motivation tunnel" is a homegirl I've never met, Mary J. Blige.