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December 23, 2007
December 10, 2007
Drunk & Disorderly
It's happened to all of us before, maybe just one time, or maybe every time we go to the club, the drunk person. Breath smelling like hot garbage freshly dropped from the ass tunnel of hybrid version Macy Gray and T-Pain. Loud jumbled non-sense spewing from their trap and no clue of what the word no means. They always want to do something that starts with the letter F, from Fight, Fuck or Fly. But how does one deal with the drunk person? Here are a few tips to keep you entertained instead of annoyed.
December 09, 2007
Reaction On The Bandwagon
Yeah, I had to get my boy, to see his reaction to the infamous video clip... Yeah that one. I would write out what happens but view it and see for yourself.
December 07, 2007
Bathroom & Boogers
Hump Day Special - Bathrooms & Boogers
**Disclaimer** This blog is quite random
Have you ever been holding a conversation with something and as you're looking them in the eye you notice a monster booger hanging from their nose? This seems to happen to me very often. It use to take me quite a while to get up the courage to tell them they have a booger dangling from one of their nose hairs but now i just come out and be like "yo you might wanna get the monster trying to escape from your nostril. Why do people let us walk around looking crazy? its not like it decided to slide down and come see me once it heard my voice it's probably been hanging out all day. Another thing i have noticed is that in most men's room i go into is there is booger right next to the handle of every urinal. I never understood this, I'm a man and most men think pretty much alike but i never had the urge to pick my nose and whip a booger on the wall while my dick was in my hand. I mean what is this some unwritten man code that I don't know about? Maybe it's just proof that I'm a supreme sexual being.
December 03, 2007
Public Access
Time after time, when I ask a girl what's the freakiest thing they've ever done, it's always something done outside. Sucking dick in the bathroom of the wingzone isn't necessarily freaky. But what is it about public sexual acts that is such a turn on to many? Getting caught is not really in my book of turn ons although I have gotten sucked on a pier, wingzone bathroom, movie theater, library, public bus, City Park and strip clubs. Yet all these times my heart has pounded with fear as my balls pulsated with pleasure.
November 30, 2007
Tay-Z Cherry Chocolate Rain Remix
Yeah... Hip Hop Is Dead.
November 26, 2007
A Shot of Reality
Last night I went to the club, normally I would have prowled the dance floor and bar for someone to bring home but my celibacy and "Best" has it so thats not even an option. So instead I came home and watched Tela Tequila's reality show. All I could think of is why? What has this chick done other than sit on myspace and collect friends that would grant her a reality show? Now I can't be mad at her hustle but for real? Can someone please explain if it's supposed to be reality TV why is the formula for all of these shows the same?
A group of socially defunct people, one gay guy or girl, one black person, a whore, a slut and one person who has no clue whatsoever of what's going on oh and let's not forget the pretty preppy white boy. I watched this train wreck and threw up a little bit in my mouth. Now I have my own idea for a reality show, like to hear about it? Well here it goes.
November 05, 2007
What Hip Hop Made Me
These bloggers are crazy if they don't think that this music influence the people! I don't know about y'all but this music made ME want to run the streets. Every since I first listened to Snoop Dogg the Dogpound. I was amazed!!! I want to have girls just like the ones he rapped about, and not have girls but girls, that I could make my bitches!! Damn, now that I realize it, shorty after that I was introduced to IceBerg Slim's The Pimp. All this information dropped on a super intelligent brain without guidance at such a young age really had it's effect on me. I was a wild boy, crazy even. And when people consistently call a reformed crazy person, crazy... one could show you what crazy is just to prove a point. But I rolled with the punches. My life is like a soap opera entertainment at it's finest.
October 29, 2007
BUTT!!!
I hate this pose. It's the default pose for most girls on the internet. BUT it's so much better than being caught in this pose
October 16, 2007
Strike A Pose Pt. 3
Hip Hop's G-List Couple Posing at Ashanti's Birthday
I love taking pictures, I think I have a wonderful eye when it comes to art. But for some reason of another I can never find anyone to take a good picture of me. And if someone does get a good angle, its always of me doing some stiff super lame pose. I mean it's not like I can just bust of the defacto default picture of 60% of the female population on myspace and drop a booty first, half turn smile for the camera picture. I mean Seriously Ladies can we get another pose other than the ass shot?
Raheem DeVaughn Visits The Folks
Last night I had the extreme pleasure to Interview Raheem DeVaughn on last night show of The Folks or FWNBTD if you've been listening since the start (Fat Wino's Negotiating Better Table Dances) Check out the show We get Raheem DeVaughn to Act out the wildest Strip Club Scenario in the world.
October 09, 2007
The Drawing Power of My Nuts
Last night I had a dream that I met Rihanna, and she was facsinated w/ my nuts, she tickled them, licked them and did things I only scene Jasmine Cashmere do in porn flicks. Needless to say I woke up w/ a major hard on. So I immediatly ran to my computer to find something to handle this erection. But the geek in me took over. I found myself surfing the web to find out how the hell did we end up calling testicles... NUTS!!!
October 08, 2007
Tonight's Special Event It's Internet History
Tonight We are going to discuss race relations on My weekly radio show It starts at 8 eastern please be sure to check it out. Thanks for your time Click the banner below to get there and listen live.
Tonight on the Folks
October 07, 2007
Caption This... Hand on Your Knees, Hands ON YOUR KNEES
Queen Margrethe II Of Denmark Visits South Korea
Also in Entertainment News:
There is a rumor going around saying that Karrine "Superhoe" Steffans is engaged to Eddie Winslow aka Darius McCrary. First Urkel transforms into Stefan (see the connection) and plays Sonic The Hedgehog. Waldo Geraldo Faldo turns gay along w/ the father Carl Winslow and The Youngest Daughter leaves the show to do porn... And Now this. Can anyone say F'd up. I thought the cast of DIfferent Strokes was bad. Recently at a convention for retired black TV actors against Michael Vick & BET Eddie said "I met her at the club and she immediately started sucking me off I hadn't seen anyone drop like that since I walked in on Rosetta "Mama Winslow" LeNoire in wardrobe! I knew I had to marry her after that"
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September 14, 2007
Getting Older Makes You Dirty
It's Xilla, I'm back once again after a 2 day mini blog vacation. Actually put in some OT b/c my birthday is coming up in 2 weeks and I refuse to be broke since the birthday falls during rent week. I'm getting old, but no fret I'm aging like wine and my life is getting better by the minute... but I'm scared. Scared that I might be that dirty old man my mother always cut her eyes at whenever she took me to my step-father's barbershop to get my gumby, high top fade w/ 2 parts or HI-Low Slope sculpted ever other week. I noticed the problem when I was cruising the web for content for the site and found myself staring at my monitor for an hour straight looking at this picture.
September 10, 2007
Caption This...
This is the first weekly Caption this contest. The Person w/ the best caption of this picture will receive a custom made banner for their page or blog designed by Yours Truly.
Here are the rules.
Leave a comment, more than one if you feel the need to
Readers will vote by leaving a comment w/ their favorite caption and the word vote.
Winners will be announced the following day.
September 09, 2007
Yeah... He's Banging Her.
Fiddy In Paris
There is an unwritten law in all office buildings that states, if you see them together then they're fucking. I know it's not always true, but if you see 2 co-workers eating lunch together, sitting at a table, or riding in a car together then it's pretty safe to say... They Fucking.
September 06, 2007
Crazy Crab, You Might Make My Dick Itch
We all have them, you've have crossed paths w/ them one time or another, maybe while at a cookout, as you reached for the last scoop of Big Mama's Tata Salad, or at the club after you pumped shorty full of drinks and you were just getting ready to take her home and put Xilla Dressing all on her salad if you know what I mean and they show up... I'm talking bout trifling ass friend.
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Ease On Down The Road.
Last night I stayed up extra late watching "The Wiz" on HBO. I remember the rumors of them remaking the movie Starring Ashanti as Dorothy. But my mind started to wander, who would I cast if I was to remake this film. First to mind was T-Pain as the Tin-Man, since he wants to buy you a drank, who else to lug around that can of oil. T-Pain>Nipsey Russell they sort of look a like too don't they? Next was a no-brainer, Chris Brown should pick up where Michael Left off and play the Scare-Crow, this moves on the dance floor to his skinny frame makes him perfect for the part. And as the Cowardly Lion... Kanye West, after copping pleas of not wanting beef w/ Beanie Sigel or Fiddy, I figured we could drape the Lion in the hottest fashions and have his Skittle Hop around the screen for a couple of Hours. But then it hit me... Who should play Dorothy?
September 04, 2007
Moment of Niggatry - The Game is Going To DisneyLand
TMZ is reporting that The Game, real name Jayceon Terrell Taylor, arrived in a Los Angeles County court today to face charges of making a criminal threat and possession of a firearm in a school zone. Apparently dude is is all giddy b/c he knows that the bloggers of the world will be giving him a little press. Click here to see The Video. - But this video is today's moment in Niggatry b/c only a nigga would be facing felony charges and say they are going to...and I quote "ride all the rides at Disneyland."
Sex With Fiddy Story... I'm Suing
British model Danielle Lloyd has filed a defamation lawsuit against The Daily Mirror for claiming that she had sex with 50 Cent. Apparrently she wants no part of the bullet ridden rap superstar, she claims that the stories have damaged her professional and personal reputations, and that she has suffered distress and embarrassment. Damn Fiddy, Chicks don't even wanna be rumored to be sexually engaged w/ you. And after what he did to Vivica's non existent career can we blame them?
But This Model has a history of this, The Daily Star Sunday (another newspaper) alleged that the 23-year-old "feared a secret sex tape could ruin her" following a "steamy romp" which she initiated with a DJ to whom she had just met. So Today in Your Honor Danielle Lloyd, this songs for you...
September 01, 2007
BlogXilla, Hot Links, and More
Greetings Earthlings, BX is about to undergo a change of sorts, Stay tuned. Until then check out some of my friends.
August 28, 2007
Crank Dat
I'm keeping a running Tally of who gets caught on youtube doing the soulja boy dance. Judgement Day is near. T-Pain Joins Beyonce, Remy Ma, Samuel Jackson and millions more who Cranked Dat Soulja Boy
August 27, 2007
School Shopping
My daughter is set to have her first day of school later this week. I'm so excited, We went to the mall for some last minute school shopping and I must say school shopping sucks. I spent all of my money on polo shirts and uniforms. Jordans cost too damn much. All for the love of the kids. It's amazing how you can rock star up a school uniform.
Don't Call It A Comeback
Happy Monday Folks, I'm off of work today and I plan on using this whole day to do absolutely nothing!!! Go Me!! But this weekend I had my latest stroke of genius, I came up w/ the perfect comeback technique for has been, surreal life musicians to make their way back into the game. Since all of these "New Rappers" are remaking old songs, why don't the "Old Rapper" Remake New songs. They can send all check, and monetary donations to the right in my chip-in Birthday Fund. (Oh I was dead serious when I asked for a Dollar from everyone who reads my blogs). My suggestion for rappers and singers of the MTV Raps Generation goes as followed
Heavy D - The overweight love killed the 80's w/ songs like Mr. Big Stuff, Money Can't Buy Me Love and more, but as I listened to local radio it dawned on me, he could re-make TI's Big Thangs Poppin. Couldn't you hear a diddily Diddily Dee right after that Lil Thangs Popping. Mixed w/ an over weight version of the The Heavster Cranking Dat Oreo? Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
August 26, 2007
It's Just Not Fair
It's just not fair, dude has the hottest album of the year, and now he's the meat of a Rihanna, Alicia Keys Sammich? SMCH! It's just not fair. I am now hating on Common. I'm going to cut off my locks, get a jheri curl and throw up west side gang signs at all his shows!!! Who's with me?
Ok I'm kidding I'm proud of the kid w/ the runny nose from the Chi.
here is my Favorite Common Verse
August 24, 2007
Jump - The Price Of P*$$Y Has Gone Down
Remy Dust off Kris Kross Classic to talk about Jump-Offs
**disclaimer** The views expressed by the 100 King$ are not the views of the Blogxilla.com, FWNBTD Radio or any of it's affiliates.
I POSE THIS QUESTION OUT THERE TO ALL OF YOU WHO DARE TO ANSWER!!!!
NOW AS YOU ALL PROBABLY KNOW ALREADY I AM REGARDED AS AN A+ ASSHOLE, WHICH I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT SINCE I AM THAT PIECE OF YA PERSONALITY THAT YOU IGNORE AND DON'T GIVE RECOGNITION TO. I AM ALL AND ALL ARE ME.
NOW FOR THE QUESTION THAT HAS BEEN ON MY MIND FOR A WHILE NOW.....
WHY HAS THE PRICE OF PUSSY DROPPED?
NOW I WILL GO INTO DETAIL TO GIVE REASONS WHY I FEEL THIS WAY....
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August 23, 2007
The Great Chicken Wing Hunt
Last night, I decided I wanted to some Chinese food for dinner, well not really Chinese food but Chicken Wings & Fried Rice. But I think I was a victim of racism. As I walked in I knew I was going to order the classic hood combo, but i hesitated during my order I said "I want an order of Chicken wings and"... then suddenly Ming became a mind reader when she blurted out "Chicken Fried Rice" I simply said yes, but how did she know? Do I look like a greased mouth afro american obsessed w/ fried chicken and watermelon? Well contrary to popular belief the Afro American isn't the only race obsessed with the marvelous chicken wing.
Unbe"Weave"able
Remy Ma and her New Long All Black Weave... Shesus Christ
A good weave is essential to a females well being. Nothing brings a female down quicker than a busted weave. We've all seen them. Some of you probably had a busted weave in your head a time or two. So here at BlogXilla.com we are letting you know that it's alright to have a weave just make sure that you spend the extra money to make sure it looks nice. Yakki isn't wacky.
(A) - Never let a man see your tracks
(B) - Make sure you get the right color
(C) - Brush that bad boy
(D) - Oil Sheen is your Friend
(E) - Let us know its a weave I like to pull hair and the last thing I want to do is pull out a track
Oh yeah Don't never say I never gave you something
August 20, 2007
I Really Like 50 Cent
Kanye's is a Funny dude!! Check out what he has to say about 50. I think I smell another diss record coming.
August 07, 2007
The Planet Formerly Known As Pluto 2
The Planet FKAP @ MTV Studios
When we last left our hero she was fighting off the evil Papa Razzi w/ the Head-nificent chair vogue. But times have change and our hero faces a new Threat... It's called Love. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you The Bermuda Triangle of Love.
We join our hero engulfed in a memory, a memory of love. You see back in the day our hero has a mega crush on this guy, but all of the other planets never let her get close enough to her star. She so desperately wanted to feel his warmth. But all of the other Planets kept her on the outskirts of the universe cold and alone with only her Umbrella.
August 06, 2007
FWNBTD - Alexyss K Tylor
Tonight 8 pm EST it is my extreme Pleasure to Re-introduce Alexyss K Tylor to the listening Audience of FWNBTD Radio if you missed her the first time you're not going to want to miss her this time.
Tonight Show Dick Wars
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August 04, 2007
Mixed Nuts - Random Madness
John Legend looks like he smells like a Ewok running from the Big Bad Wolf on it's way to Grandma's house.
I feel someone needs to tell a lot of ladies on myspace that they are not sexy. I mean i'm not one to judge, but I mean really. Where are these people's friends to tell them hey boo, that picture of you sliding down the stop sign isn't a good look.
August 01, 2007
Face vs Space
Survey Says: The Internet is about to split in two. There is a BBC Study which states:
A six-month research project has revealed a sharp division along class lines among the American teenagers flocking to the social network sites.The research suggests those using Facebook come from wealthier homes and are more likely to attend college.
By contrast, MySpace users tend to get a job after finishing high school rather than continue their education.
No Shit Sherlock!! Myspace is the final destination of the refuge from Black Planet. HAM's from all over the world are flocking to the space, bringing their UpPeR-LoWeR cAsE type and glitter text across the internet super high way to start pages like Bitch Don't Hate b/c Your man want me & The Offishal Miispace of Shosha-Diamond - Hip Hop Model. Each equip w/ numerous club pictures, them in the bathroom showing their butts in the mirror, directly next to pictures of them and their alleged baby daddy.
July 30, 2007
You Can't Tell Me Nothing
This has been a message brought to you by FWNBTD (Folks With Nothing Better To Do)
July 26, 2007
The Takeover
The revolution has begun, many of you have had a wonderful laugh at the chocolate rain video. I believe i was one of the first people to post the video on my Myspace blog last week. But after taking the time to actually listen to the song I realized it's Genius and greatness. Real Talk.
Well Apparently Youtube does as well they devoted the whole site to Chocolate Rain. Can someone please tell me why...
July 19, 2007
I am Xilla's complete lack of surprise
You can tell a lot about a person just by paying attention. Take the picture above as an example in the course of one evening Mr. West was Hard w/ the Screw face on, giddy while chomping into a cupcake, Pouting cause someone probably had on the same pair of Louis Vutton draws as him and well that last one I just can't call that emotion. I mean hey we all know he's from Mars. But lets take the time to see the other person inside of us all, in some cases people inside of us all like Tyler Durden from Fight Club.