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Remy Ma, friend Makeda Barnes-Joseph has filed a $10 million civil lawsuit against her, according to Reuters. Remy Ma (real name: Reminisce Smith) is accused of shooting Barnes-Joseph in July after a dispute that took place on a street in New York.

Remy been in a lot of crap lately. From eating someone's box to being denied the right to leave the country but this... I swear I am a liberal to the heart but sometimes we have just too much freedom in this country. Didn't this chick steal like a dollar from Remy? I mean maybe Remy should counter sue for the hookup on stolen cable and the proper technique to get rid of roaches. Because we all know that ghetto chicks know how to rid an apartment of roaches.

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The 41-year-old mom-to-be stopped by Aahs gift shop in Sherman Oaks before heading to the Westfield Mall

Halle Berry is 41 and preggers and I would still smash. There is something about the glow of a woman baring a child that just does something to me. Their boobs get bigger, along with their nose, lips, ankles and feet. But yet still their sexiness is unmatched. As you can see Ms. Berry isn't letting motherhood keep her from doing her daily rounds I find that most girls don't quit their day job. I remember one night at the strip club...

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I just got finished listening to Lupe's new album and I must say this is the perfect filler for those new Ipods most of you will be cracking open next week. So BlogXilla is giving you a Christmas present. You know why? Because I Got It for Cheap

[Mary J Blige - Growing Pains] [Mary Mary - Have A Mary Mary Christmas] [Chris Rock - Cheese & Crackers] [Lupe Fiasco - Tha Cool] [ Beanie Sigel - The Solution ]

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Dear Spears Sisters

My name is Xilla, I know you don't know me but frankly I'm concerned and also a bit perturbed at the same time. You see I live in what most people would call the hood, the part of town where most of the residents live below the poverty line. You can find a drug dealer relativity easy. And I'm not talking designer drugs like cocaine, but crack and Marijuana or dirt as some call it. I am a father of two, 5 year old daughters who absolutely adore Jamie Lynn. At first I was a bit skeptical of letting her watch your show since Brittany fell off the deep end faster than the Coyote chasing the roadrunner after using one of those fool proof Acme knock off products, probably made in China but that's not the point.

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I'm having so much fun on tour it's amazing. I had a blast in Cali, but my next stop is Wild Out Wednesday's over on NecoleBitchie.com. Pretty much the blog over there is what we've been talking about lately who takes dicks better slim women or Thick Women. Well last time I left it up in the air, this time I actually pick a side in the debate. So Jump on over to my featured Post over there and read it. Also check out some of the hot gossip on her site.

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Ok!~ So the Perverted Monk's Voice is back on Blogxilla.com. I gotta apologize...a sista has been goin' through mentally, physically and spiritually. I had to step back access my life and where I am going, stop, and collect myself. Unlike the Xilla...I can't blog and go through at the same time. I am a multi-tasker, but I am not polymorphic....having the ability to change based on the situation. FEEL ME? So, I am taking a quarter off from school, because my five year life plan for 2008-2013 gotta be inked out, I need to finish my '08 business plan, and three other plans coming up in the next 5 years. Because the Crackas (Bad white folks) are working my nerves to the upper eschlon of my nervous system. I need to be on my own and sucking toe only for Crackas that are paying me my service fee.

A contributing light at the end of the. "I need motivation tunnel" is a homegirl I've never met, Mary J. Blige.

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YaYa @ the Harlem YMCA reading to the Kids.

We see it all the time, it's something about the female who wears a head wrap that just screams positive. Seems like she's in touch with her roots, they all seem to hold a natural beauty. Well 2 years ago this week I started my dread locks. It's been a hard and long process. Finding different ways to avoid the 50 plus dollars to get them done, The locks merging together to make one chicken foot dread. It's crazy, but I must say it's been truly liberating achieving the length and hang time of my hair.

What Do You Have To Go Through With Your Hair Before Going Out?

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Teddy Pen The Funk Down, just bought his own private G4 jet according to a recent interview with KING magazine. He dropped like 3 million on the jet which Seats 14, has a couch (hey so does most porns), a CD player with speakers under the seats and a color TV. This just reeks of the movie Soul Plane. I'm sure they'll be adding a stripper pole and a condom dispenser in the arms of the couch.

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Last night I went to the club, normally I would have prowled the dance floor and bar for someone to bring home but my celibacy and "Best" has it so thats not even an option. So instead I came home and watched Tela Tequila's reality show. All I could think of is why? What has this chick done other than sit on myspace and collect friends that would grant her a reality show? Now I can't be mad at her hustle but for real? Can someone please explain if it's supposed to be reality TV why is the formula for all of these shows the same?

A group of socially defunct people, one gay guy or girl, one black person, a whore, a slut and one person who has no clue whatsoever of what's going on oh and let's not forget the pretty preppy white boy. I watched this train wreck and threw up a little bit in my mouth. Now I have my own idea for a reality show, like to hear about it? Well here it goes.

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Erykah Badu was on a message board and someone asked her: who she would rather face in a fight, Lauryn Hill, Jill Scott or Alicia Keys? This is what she said:

"well lets see.... alicia seem like she a 'face scratcher' so imma pass . jill will beat THEE shit out a nigga so im straight. ill go round with L boogie tho we in the same weight class and if i train for a few months i just might knock the zion out that ass..."

So It got me to thinking of all the girl fights I've seen in my life. The boobs & ass popping out, people getting hit w/ pumps, and the numerous girls jumping in. So I have 2 Questions, what was your most memorable fight. And if you could fight anyone who would it be?

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If I ever come in contact with the parent that paid $2,400 for A dayum Hanna Montana Ticket, I hereby promise here forthwith to beat their tails until the white meat, red meat, black and blue meat show! Da hell are they thinking? Maxing out credit cards, mortgaging homes, and a bunch of other foolishness to take their child to see Mylie Cyrus' alter ego Hanna Montana!

She doesn't even have blonde hair this is how she really looks!

Shall I continue to think of the many other bills that could be paid in lieu of the lie I call "Hanna Montana!" I don't blame Mylie, I blame the people who keep feeding the monster I'd like to refer to as "HANNA MONTANA!!"

~Perverted Monk revealing a Financial Truth while watching Hanna Montana on FREE television erry Sat. Morning!

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These bloggers are crazy if they don't think that this music influence the people! I don't know about y'all but this music made ME want to run the streets. Every since I first listened to Snoop Dogg the Dogpound. I was amazed!!! I want to have girls just like the ones he rapped about, and not have girls but girls, that I could make my bitches!! Damn, now that I realize it, shorty after that I was introduced to IceBerg Slim's The Pimp. All this information dropped on a super intelligent brain without guidance at such a young age really had it's effect on me. I was a wild boy, crazy even. And when people consistently call a reformed crazy person, crazy... one could show you what crazy is just to prove a point. But I rolled with the punches. My life is like a soap opera entertainment at it's finest.

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What's up frogs and froggets, I gotta a King Truth gunning for you. I will need your opinion for this one. Speaking of hating, am I a hater or just unimpressed? Too me, it's more of the latter. I could actually listen to three of Ashi++ti's earlier songs, "Baby, Rain, and No One Else." I just couldn't buy a ticket for the "I like Ashanti" train. I present to you Ashanti's latest on King Magazine, you may have seen them. If you look closely I think she has a lazy eye! Ashi++i has a nice figure, but I'm just not impressed with the layout, are you? The whole, black I want to be fierce, but I only have one look with a lazing eye; isn't working for me. Her previous spread at a similar office building window was a whole lot better.

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Can I just say... I hated this song with a PASSION! I never got it. It was stupid to the up most level of stupidity. No matter how much I prayed and threw salt on the TV to drive away the evil spirits, it never failed every Friday it would pop up on NBC's, "Friday Night Videos." I was like Dammit...you all are the National Broadcasting Company can't you find another video?

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What's up spiders and mites! I got another truth to reveal and this one may hit you at your heart, literally! I am tired of paying $3.01 for gas. I blame the cheaters! I don't know if I have been cheated on or not and I would like it to stay that way! But, I was watching an interview of Mya and realized she's pretty.....Cuh-razy!! I started thinking there are two kinds of people in relationships The Punked and "The Punk." Here's two short scenarios...Here we go yo!

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This is gonna be short and sweet! Will Somebody, Anybody please explain to me why da hell does this lil' boy's momma allow them people to put a straw set in this boy's head? I can't stand it; as much as, I love heroes I cringe when he comes on the screen. Not because I don't like his character, because of them dang mini Shirley Temple curls. It ain't right! They did it to Richie from "Family Matters" where is he now?

Oh yeah! The Young and the Restless.

~perverted monk be tellin' the truth

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When Bush was looking for WMD I am sure he didn't think to look in T.I.'s house. Geeze! Da hell is dude defending the "Gold Rush of 07?" I seriously don't get why one man would need that many guns. Granted, I haven't walked in his shoes, so I don't know where his paranoia stems from, but I pray the Lord no one crosses him. As for that punk azz bodyguard...

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What happening' chickens and ducks! There some truth to uncover so let's get to it. If you ever become become famous and pregnant don't let the paparazzi know about it! The Oscar-winning actress, Halle Berry revealed that she became a media target after announcing her pregnancy and the paparazzi crossed its limits when they forced her off the road while driving in Hollywood. Ms. Berry had to hit a brick wall before she realized she should have waited to tell the press "I'm pregnant!"

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In 1997 Ohmega Watts began getting pieces of equipment and started to produce, then in '98 upgraded himself to his now trusty MPC 2000. He began learning about diggin' in the crates for breaks, and samples, and finding out who were some key musicians back in the Jazz, Rock, Soul and funk era's. From that point on to present day, Watts has been diggin in the crates and producing tracks for his unit Lightheaded members, and close family of cats he's come to build relationships with. When I heard this dudes "The Platypus Strut" I instantly wanted to go on Soul Train Circa 1978.

I love katz whose music take you back to a time when life was easier, simple and free! He hear a hint of Pete Rock, Hi-Tek and Tribe. I enjoys this dude tremendously! I felt like pop locking after I heard his music. Don't under estimate me a sista can pop!

Enjoy Ohmega Watts

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"Two and half men Star" Charlie Sheen is in love and he's all shook up! He has agreed to have all of his tattos lasered off to prove to his new true love that he is serious about this fellationship....relationship! He has 12 tats that includes a sign on his chest scribed "Back in 15 mins!"

I love tattoos on a guy as much as the next tattos loving woman, but really is it necessary to have your geneology all over your back? If you're laying the pipe and I happen to dig in, "Aww damn I just scratched out grandma! She gon' be mad?" OR...

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This is the random ass truth coming at you softcore with a chaser! I was thinking today.
I do that sometimes despite what people might say (don't listen to them)!

I said: "Self"

Self: "Hmmmm?"

I said: "There is a 6 degree of separation factor between you and Ving Rhames! Because I went to the movies to see "Baby Boy"! (I still want my money back!)

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You know! We Americans don't support our brothers and sisters' artistry from across the pond as much as they support us. They will spend $$$ on our artists but we don't return the favor. Yea, we're better in some aspects of music. However, I feel our decline slowly but surely. Count the number of projects from Europe, England, or Africa that you have in your repertoire? Flowetry? David Craig? Corrine Bailey, maybe? AND NO David Hasselhoff doesn't count. So, I took some time to find a couple of artists from across the pond that you might appreciate.The Perverted Monk's World Tour will be my internet adventure to finding good music from everywhere so we can expand our collections. MMMKay?

First off the Press is England and Netherlands!!!

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He's the King of Pop.....can this dude take his throne??? Hell naw (not in album sales), but if this guy can dance he's in a good position to take MJ's place. Not only does he sound like Michael Jackson, but they look like not to distance cousins! Hailing from Silver Springs, MD is Jason Malachi an Italian-American musician that sounds like "the girl is mine" Michael Jackson. Remember the brown Mike!

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I am not exaggerating today only facts! It's Sunday! Ain't no half Steppin...HIT IT!!!

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What's up! I'm here to rock ya with the exaggerated truth! So get out ya hearphones and turn up the volume/ I got that underground hip hop/ a joint to make ya head bob/ This kat called Blu brings the flow real hard/ He's got something for errybody/ the joints to move ya body/ or stimulate the grey in ya noggin'/ I had to review him on this blog/ ...and/ check him out on the 'Space/ ...and/ don't hesitate to add him to ya friend's list/...then/ get them fingers to movin' and pimp'em/ make it happen. Spread the word and support a real lyricist/ cop the album. Hooooruah!

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It's Xilla, I'm back once again after a 2 day mini blog vacation. Actually put in some OT b/c my birthday is coming up in 2 weeks and I refuse to be broke since the birthday falls during rent week. I'm getting old, but no fret I'm aging like wine and my life is getting better by the minute... but I'm scared. Scared that I might be that dirty old man my mother always cut her eyes at whenever she took me to my step-father's barbershop to get my gumby, high top fade w/ 2 parts or HI-Low Slope sculpted ever other week. I noticed the problem when I was cruising the web for content for the site and found myself staring at my monitor for an hour straight looking at this picture.

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Dear Kanye West,

The video is off the chain, but just a little advice for you. Please don't try to lean w/ it and rock w/ it anymore... Didn't think I caught that did you? Stick w/ that same 2 step spin cadence you've done w/ every video off this album and you'll be good. But for the record it's Snap, Twist, Lean, Lean, Twist, Snap!

Signed Xilla,

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Plies, talk like he was once a field negro who picked the least cotton of all masters slaves

Akon, looks like he would shoot you, kick you in the balls and then go home and cook Boiled Goat Tongue for his kids

Did Spike Lee direct this video? I haven't seen that Float walk camera trick since Do The Right Thing

Since when have parking lots become the new place to be? I know whenever I go to the club there are a gang load of Po' Po' telling me to keep it moving.

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What da deal is my people! Once again....for a second time. I bring to you the Exaggerated Truth in Entertainment!! Without futher delay let's get to the foolishness of the day....HIT IT!!

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What it do folks! This is the Perverted Monk bringing you the Exaggerated Truths of the Entertainment Industry! This is blog 1, so bear with me dammich! As we go a little something like this.....Hit it!!!!

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Last Night the MTV Video Music Awards Trumped football for me b/c I knew I had to mention them on the blog today and I must say The Young Boy Chris Brown made it all worth it. (Pause) Breezy put on a show and tore the building down. He started off w/ a Charlie Chapman theme and from there the building crumbled. I remember one summers evening I had a long conversation w/ my homegirl Ms. Hurt. She said that Omarion was a better dancer and the next king of R&B and 20 minutes later I couldn't believe i had actually engaged in a debate over teeny bopper R&B stars. But I must show respect where Respect is due. And Chris Brown was the HIghlight of the show.

Did you catch the awards? What were you favorite moments? Too bad they didn't show the Kid Rock, Tommy Lee Fight. Men please stop fighting over pussy... It might save your life.

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Pharell is one Weird Mofo!!! Enjoy these Joints... Don't say I never gave you nothing.

**Monsters**

Corrine Bailey Rae - Corrine Bailey Rae

Gym Class Heroes

Lyfe Jennings - The Phoenix

Wu Tang Clan - Enter The 36 Chambers

**Monsters**

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Fiddy In Paris

There is an unwritten law in all office buildings that states, if you see them together then they're fucking. I know it's not always true, but if you see 2 co-workers eating lunch together, sitting at a table, or riding in a car together then it's pretty safe to say... They Fucking.

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We all have them, you've have