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December 23, 2007

Lawsuits and Roaches

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MTV is reporting...

Remy Ma, friend Makeda Barnes-Joseph has filed a $10 million civil lawsuit against her, according to Reuters. Remy Ma (real name: Reminisce Smith) is accused of shooting Barnes-Joseph in July after a dispute that took place on a street in New York.

Remy been in a lot of crap lately. From eating someone's box to being denied the right to leave the country but this... I swear I am a liberal to the heart but sometimes we have just too much freedom in this country. Didn't this chick steal like a dollar from Remy? I mean maybe Remy should counter sue for the hookup on stolen cable and the proper technique to get rid of roaches. Because we all know that ghetto chicks know how to rid an apartment of roaches.

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Pregnant P*$$y

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The 41-year-old mom-to-be stopped by Aahs gift shop in Sherman Oaks before heading to the Westfield Mall
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Halle Berry is 41 and preggers and I would still smash. There is something about the glow of a woman baring a child that just does something to me. Their boobs get bigger, along with their nose, lips, ankles and feet. But yet still their sexiness is unmatched. As you can see Ms. Berry isn't letting motherhood keep her from doing her daily rounds I find that most girls don't quit their day job. I remember one night at the strip club...

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December 22, 2007

I Got It For Cheap - The Cool

I just got finished listening to Lupe's new album and I must say this is the perfect filler for those new Ipods most of you will be cracking open next week. So BlogXilla is giving you a Christmas present. You know why? Because I Got It for Cheap

[Mary J Blige - Growing Pains] [Mary Mary - Have A Mary Mary Christmas] [Chris Rock - Cheese & Crackers] [Lupe Fiasco - Tha Cool] [ Beanie Sigel - The Solution ]

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December 19, 2007

To The Spears Sisters

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Dear Spears Sisters

My name is Xilla, I know you don't know me but frankly I'm concerned and also a bit perturbed at the same time. You see I live in what most people would call the hood, the part of town where most of the residents live below the poverty line. You can find a drug dealer relativity easy. And I'm not talking designer drugs like cocaine, but crack and Marijuana or dirt as some call it. I am a father of two, 5 year old daughters who absolutely adore Jamie Lynn. At first I was a bit skeptical of letting her watch your show since Brittany fell off the deep end faster than the Coyote chasing the roadrunner after using one of those fool proof Acme knock off products, probably made in China but that's not the point.

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World Blog Tour - Necole Bitchie Is Slim & Evil

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I'm having so much fun on tour it's amazing. I had a blast in Cali, but my next stop is Wild Out Wednesday's over on NecoleBitchie.com. Pretty much the blog over there is what we've been talking about lately who takes dicks better slim women or Thick Women. Well last time I left it up in the air, this time I actually pick a side in the debate. So Jump on over to my featured Post over there and read it. Also check out some of the hot gossip on her site.

[Skinny Chicks Are Evil]
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December 17, 2007

Perverted Monkstress: I am back, so is MJB w/ a full album preview!

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Ok!~ So the Perverted Monk's Voice is back on Blogxilla.com. I gotta apologize...a sista has been goin' through mentally, physically and spiritually. I had to step back access my life and where I am going, stop, and collect myself. Unlike the Xilla...I can't blog and go through at the same time. I am a multi-tasker, but I am not polymorphic....having the ability to change based on the situation. FEEL ME? So, I am taking a quarter off from school, because my five year life plan for 2008-2013 gotta be inked out, I need to finish my '08 business plan, and three other plans coming up in the next 5 years. Because the Crackas (Bad white folks) are working my nerves to the upper eschlon of my nervous system. I need to be on my own and sucking toe only for Crackas that are paying me my service fee.

A contributing light at the end of the. "I need motivation tunnel" is a homegirl I've never met, Mary J. Blige.

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December 14, 2007

YaYa and Her Wrap



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YaYa @ the Harlem YMCA reading to the Kids.


We see it all the time, it's something about the female who wears a head wrap that just screams positive. Seems like she's in touch with her roots, they all seem to hold a natural beauty. Well 2 years ago this week I started my dread locks. It's been a hard and long process. Finding different ways to avoid the 50 plus dollars to get them done, The locks merging together to make one chicken foot dread. It's crazy, but I must say it's been truly liberating achieving the length and hang time of my hair.

What Do You Have To Go Through With Your Hair Before Going Out?

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December 11, 2007

Souuuulllllll Pllllaaaaannnnneeee


Teddy Pen The Funk Down, just bought his own private G4 jet according to a recent interview with KING magazine. He dropped like 3 million on the jet which Seats 14, has a couch (hey so does most porns), a CD player with speakers under the seats and a color TV. This just reeks of the movie Soul Plane. I'm sure they'll be adding a stripper pole and a condom dispenser in the arms of the couch.

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November 26, 2007

A Shot of Reality

Last night I went to the club, normally I would have prowled the dance floor and bar for someone to bring home but my celibacy and "Best" has it so thats not even an option. So instead I came home and watched Tela Tequila's reality show. All I could think of is why? What has this chick done other than sit on myspace and collect friends that would grant her a reality show? Now I can't be mad at her hustle but for real? Can someone please explain if it's supposed to be reality TV why is the formula for all of these shows the same?

A group of socially defunct people, one gay guy or girl, one black person, a whore, a slut and one person who has no clue whatsoever of what's going on oh and let's not forget the pretty preppy white boy. I watched this train wreck and threw up a little bit in my mouth. Now I have my own idea for a reality show, like to hear about it? Well here it goes.

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Fight Club

Erykah Badu was on a message board and someone asked her: who she would rather face in a fight, Lauryn Hill, Jill Scott or Alicia Keys? This is what she said:

"well lets see.... alicia seem like she a 'face scratcher' so imma pass . jill will beat THEE shit out a nigga so im straight. ill go round with L boogie tho we in the same weight class and if i train for a few months i just might knock the zion out that ass..."

So It got me to thinking of all the girl fights I've seen in my life. The boobs & ass popping out, people getting hit w/ pumps, and the numerous girls jumping in. So I have 2 Questions, what was your most memorable fight. And if you could fight anyone who would it be?

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November 13, 2007

PMD's short and sweet: The $2,400.00 Lie

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If I ever come in contact with the parent that paid $2,400 for A dayum Hanna Montana Ticket, I hereby promise here forthwith to beat their tails until the white meat, red meat, black and blue meat show! Da hell are they thinking? Maxing out credit cards, mortgaging homes, and a bunch of other foolishness to take their child to see Mylie Cyrus' alter ego Hanna Montana!

She doesn't even have blonde hair this is how she really looks!

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It's all a lie!!


I like the corny show as much as the next person (shaddup!). What can $2,400 buy other than A ticket? Let's see....


3 months mortgage
1/2 year car insurance
6 months of car payments
22 months of Direct TV watching Hanna Montana on Disney
27 months of Cable TV watching Hanna Montana on Disney
40 opportunities to watch Hanna Montana on Pay per view
28 months of continuous and joyful electricity in your home

Shall I continue to think of the many other bills that could be paid in lieu of the lie I call "Hanna Montana!" I don't blame Mylie, I blame the people who keep feeding the monster I'd like to refer to as "HANNA MONTANA!!"


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~Perverted Monk revealing a Financial Truth while watching Hanna Montana on FREE television erry Sat. Morning!

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November 05, 2007

What Hip Hop Made Me



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These bloggers are crazy if they don't think that this music influence the people! I don't know about y'all but this music made ME want to run the streets. Every since I first listened to Snoop Dogg the Dogpound. I was amazed!!! I want to have girls just like the ones he rapped about, and not have girls but girls, that I could make my bitches!! Damn, now that I realize it, shorty after that I was introduced to IceBerg Slim's The Pimp. All this information dropped on a super intelligent brain without guidance at such a young age really had it's effect on me. I was a wild boy, crazy even. And when people consistently call a reformed crazy person, crazy... one could show you what crazy is just to prove a point. But I rolled with the punches. My life is like a soap opera entertainment at it's finest.

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October 29, 2007

PMD is in the Temple of Ghettoland: I am a Hater? Possibly.

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What's up frogs and froggets, I gotta a King Truth gunning for you. I will need your opinion for this one. Speaking of hating, am I a hater or just unimpressed? Too me, it's more of the latter. I could actually listen to three of Ashi++ti's earlier songs, "Baby, Rain, and No One Else." I just couldn't buy a ticket for the "I like Ashanti" train. I present to you Ashanti's latest on King Magazine, you may have seen them. If you look closely I think she has a lazy eye! Ashi++i has a nice figure, but I'm just not impressed with the layout, are you? The whole, black I want to be fierce, but I only have one look with a lazing eye; isn't working for me. Her previous spread at a similar office building window was a whole lot better.

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October 28, 2007

PMD's World Tour: Buffalo Stance

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Can I just say... I hated this song with a PASSION! I never got it. It was stupid to the up most level of stupidity. No matter how much I prayed and threw salt on the TV to drive away the evil spirits, it never failed every Friday it would pop up on NBC's, "Friday Night Videos." I was like Dammit...you all are the National Broadcasting Company can't you find another video?

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October 25, 2007

PMD: Hypothetically of Course

What's up spiders and mites! I got another truth to reveal and this one may hit you at your heart, literally! I am tired of paying $3.01 for gas. I blame the cheaters! I don't know if I have been cheated on or not and I would like it to stay that way! But, I was watching an interview of Mya and realized she's pretty.....Cuh-razy!! I started thinking there are two kinds of people in relationships The Punked and "The Punk." Here's two short scenarios...Here we go yo!

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October 23, 2007

PMD- Shirley Temple Curls are for Girls Dammit!!!

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This is gonna be short and sweet! Will Somebody, Anybody please explain to me why da hell does this lil' boy's momma allow them people to put a straw set in this boy's head? I can't stand it; as much as, I love heroes I cringe when he comes on the screen. Not because I don't like his character, because of them dang mini Shirley Temple curls. It ain't right! They did it to Richie from "Family Matters" where is he now?

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Oh yeah! The Young and the Restless.

FIN

~perverted monk be tellin' the truth

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PMD- What you think all the guns is for???

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When Bush was looking for WMD I am sure he didn't think to look in T.I.'s house. Geeze! Da hell is dude defending the "Gold Rush of 07?" I seriously don't get why one man would need that many guns. Granted, I haven't walked in his shoes, so I don't know where his paranoia stems from, but I pray the Lord no one crosses him. As for that punk azz bodyguard...

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October 22, 2007

PMD: Bang Bang: The Halle Berry Story

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What happening' chickens and ducks! There some truth to uncover so let's get to it. If you ever become become famous and pregnant don't let the paparazzi know about it! The Oscar-winning actress, Halle Berry revealed that she became a media target after announcing her pregnancy and the paparazzi crossed its limits when they forced her off the road while driving in Hollywood. Ms. Berry had to hit a brick wall before she realized she should have waited to tell the press "I'm pregnant!"

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October 19, 2007

PMD- We're Not Gonna Take it...NOOOOO!

THE INTERVIEW



THE APOLOGY

I think Tyler handled this well, but the apology is hilarious to me. Black Fam shut the network down!! Black folks ain't taking shit no more. Enjoy!!!

~perverted monk

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October 09, 2007

Perverted Monk'sWorld Tour: The Underground


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In 1997 Ohmega Watts began getting pieces of equipment and started to produce, then in '98 upgraded himself to his now trusty MPC 2000. He began learning about diggin' in the crates for breaks, and samples, and finding out who were some key musicians back in the Jazz, Rock, Soul and funk era's. From that point on to present day, Watts has been diggin in the crates and producing tracks for his unit Lightheaded members, and close family of cats he's come to build relationships with. When I heard this dudes "The Platypus Strut" I instantly wanted to go on Soul Train Circa 1978.

I love katz whose music take you back to a time when life was easier, simple and free! He hear a hint of Pete Rock, Hi-Tek and Tribe. I enjoys this dude tremendously! I felt like pop locking after I heard his music. Don't under estimate me a sista can pop!

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October 08, 2007

Perverted Monk's "Imma Need You" Moment-TAT-TAT TAT it OFF!!! Ret'now!

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"Two and half men Star" Charlie Sheen is in love and he's all shook up! He has agreed to have all of his tattos lasered off to prove to his new true love that he is serious about this fellationship....relationship! He has 12 tats that includes a sign on his chest scribed "Back in 15 mins!"

I love tattoos on a guy as much as the next tattos loving woman, but really is it necessary to have your geneology all over your back? If you're laying the pipe and I happen to dig in, "Aww damn I just scratched out grandma! She gon' be mad?" OR...

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September 27, 2007

All Roads to Ving Rhames BUMP Kevin Bacon! Thundercats Hoooooooo!!

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This is the random ass truth coming at you softcore with a chaser! I was thinking today.
I do that sometimes despite what people might say (don't listen to them)!

I said: "Self"

Self: "Hmmmm?"

I said: "There is a 6 degree of separation factor between you and Ving Rhames! Because I went to the movies to see "Baby Boy"! (I still want my money back!)

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September 23, 2007

PMD- Something Interesting from Across the Pond

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You know! We Americans don't support our brothers and sisters' artistry from across the pond as much as they support us. They will spend $$$ on our artists but we don't return the favor. Yea, we're better in some aspects of music. However, I feel our decline slowly but surely. Count the number of projects from Europe, England, or Africa that you have in your repertoire? Flowetry? David Craig? Corrine Bailey, maybe? AND NO David Hasselhoff doesn't count. So, I took some time to find a couple of artists from across the pond that you might appreciate.The Perverted Monk's World Tour will be my internet adventure to finding good music from everywhere so we can expand our collections. MMMKay?

First off the Press is England and Netherlands!!!

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September 22, 2007

PMD- Is Michael Jackson Making a Comeback?

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He's the King of Pop.....can this dude take his throne??? Hell naw (not in album sales), but if this guy can dance he's in a good position to take MJ's place. Not only does he sound like Michael Jackson, but they look like not to distance cousins! Hailing from Silver Springs, MD is Jason Malachi an Italian-American musician that sounds like "the girl is mine" Michael Jackson. Remember the brown Mike!

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September 16, 2007

PMD- It's about to get Shady

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I am not exaggerating today only facts! It's Sunday! Ain't no half Steppin...HIT IT!!!

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September 15, 2007

PMD - Real Hip Hop is Below the Heavens


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ALBUM NOW IN STORES!


What's up! I'm here to rock ya with the exaggerated truth! So get out ya hearphones and turn up the volume/ I got that underground hip hop/ a joint to make ya head bob/ This kat called Blu brings the flow real hard/ He's got something for errybody/ the joints to move ya body/ or stimulate the grey in ya noggin'/ I had to review him on this blog/ ...and/ check him out on the 'Space/ ...and/ don't hesitate to add him to ya friend's list/...then/ get them fingers to movin' and pimp'em/ make it happen. Spread the word and support a real lyricist/ cop the album. Hooooruah!

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September 14, 2007

Getting Older Makes You Dirty


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It's Xilla, I'm back once again after a 2 day mini blog vacation. Actually put in some OT b/c my birthday is coming up in 2 weeks and I refuse to be broke since the birthday falls during rent week. I'm getting old, but no fret I'm aging like wine and my life is getting better by the minute... but I'm scared. Scared that I might be that dirty old man my mother always cut her eyes at whenever she took me to my step-father's barbershop to get my gumby, high top fade w/ 2 parts or HI-Low Slope sculpted ever other week. I noticed the problem when I was cruising the web for content for the site and found myself staring at my monitor for an hour straight looking at this picture.

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Lawry's Is Officially My New Word

Dear Kanye West,

The video is off the chain, but just a little advice for you. Please don't try to lean w/ it and rock w/ it anymore... Didn't think I caught that did you? Stick w/ that same 2 step spin cadence you've done w/ every video off this album and you'll be good. But for the record it's Snap, Twist, Lean, Lean, Twist, Snap!

Signed Xilla,

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What The Hell Is A Plies?

Plies, talk like he was once a field negro who picked the least cotton of all masters slaves

Akon, looks like he would shoot you, kick you in the balls and then go home and cook Boiled Goat Tongue for his kids

Did Spike Lee direct this video? I haven't seen that Float walk camera trick since Do The Right Thing

Since when have parking lots become the new place to be? I know whenever I go to the club there are a gang load of Po' Po' telling me to keep it moving.

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September 13, 2007

PMD - PERVERTED MONK DAILY

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What da deal is my people! Once again....for a second time. I bring to you the Exaggerated Truth in Entertainment!! Without futher delay let's get to the foolishness of the day....HIT IT!!

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September 12, 2007

PMD - Perverted Monk Daily

What it do folks! This is the Perverted Monk bringing you the Exaggerated Truths of the Entertainment Industry! This is blog 1, so bear with me dammich! As we go a little something like this.....Hit it!!!!

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September 10, 2007

Pretty Mutha F...

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Last Night the MTV Video Music Awards Trumped football for me b/c I knew I had to mention them on the blog today and I must say The Young Boy Chris Brown made it all worth it. (Pause) Breezy put on a show and tore the building down. He started off w/ a Charlie Chapman theme and from there the building crumbled. I remember one summers evening I had a long conversation w/ my homegirl Ms. Hurt. She said that Omarion was a better dancer and the next king of R&B and 20 minutes later I couldn't believe i had actually engaged in a debate over teeny bopper R&B stars. But I must show respect where Respect is due. And Chris Brown was the HIghlight of the show.

Did you catch the awards? What were you favorite moments? Too bad they didn't show the Kid Rock, Tommy Lee Fight. Men please stop fighting over pussy... It might save your life.

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September 09, 2007

Simply Cuz I Care


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Pharell is one Weird Mofo!!! Enjoy these Joints... Don't say I never gave you nothing.

**Monsters**

Corrine Bailey Rae - Corrine Bailey Rae

Gym Class Heroes

Lyfe Jennings - The Phoenix

Wu Tang Clan - Enter The 36 Chambers

**Monsters**

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Yeah... He's Banging Her.


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There is an unwritten law in all office buildings that states, if you see them together then they're fucking. I know it's not always true, but if you see 2 co-workers eating lunch together, sitting at a table, or riding in a car together then it's pretty safe to say... They Fucking.

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September 06, 2007

Crazy Crab, You Might Make My Dick Itch

We all have them, you've have crossed paths w/ them one time or another, maybe while at a cookout, as you reached for the last scoop of Big Mama's Tata Salad, or at the club after you pumped shorty full of drinks and you were just getting ready to take her home and put Xilla Dressing all on her salad if you know what I mean and they show up... I'm talking bout trifling ass friend.

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Ease On Down The Road.

Last night I stayed up extra late watching "The Wiz" on HBO. I remember the rumors of them remaking the movie Starring Ashanti as Dorothy. But my mind started to wander, who would I cast if I was to remake this film. First to mind was T-Pain as the Tin-Man, since he wants to buy you a drank, who else to lug around that can of oil. T-Pain>Nipsey Russell they sort of look a like too don't they? Next was a no-brainer, Chris Brown should pick up where Michael Left off and play the Scare-Crow, this moves on the dance floor to his skinny frame makes him perfect for the part. And as the Cowardly Lion... Kanye West, after copping pleas of not wanting beef w/ Beanie Sigel or Fiddy, I figured we could drape the Lion in the hottest fashions and have his Skittle Hop around the screen for a couple of Hours. But then it hit me... Who should play Dorothy?

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September 04, 2007

Mind Your Business




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Ashanti, JD & Nelly & Hip Hop's Third Best Couple

Irv Gotti, Stopped by Wendy Williams, to let the world know that he had Ashanti first. Wendy Williams is a trouble maker but I applaud her for saying the stuff everyone wants to know. Let's face it we live in a nosey society. I know in my day I have went through some lengths to keep who I'm fucking under wraps. Like the time I parked 3 blocks away from shorty's house, walked around the block, through the woods and climbed through the window so no one would see me... No it wasn't that serious but I did it anyway. But in Honor of Wendy's Williams Lets Tell someones Business... Don't use names, just simply leave a secret in the comment section, feel free to go anonymous if you like. But we want the dirt

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Sex With Fiddy Story... I'm Suing

British model Danielle Lloyd has filed a defamation lawsuit against The Daily Mirror for claiming that she had sex with 50 Cent. Apparrently she wants no part of the bullet ridden rap superstar, she claims that the stories have damaged her professional and personal reputations, and that she has suffered distress and embarrassment. Damn Fiddy, Chicks don't even wanna be rumored to be sexually engaged w/ you. And after what he did to Vivica's non existent career can we blame them?

But This Model has a history of this, The Daily Star Sunday (another newspaper) alleged that the 23-year-old "feared a secret sex tape could ruin her" following a "steamy romp" which she initiated with a DJ to whom she had just met. So Today in Your Honor Danielle Lloyd, this songs for you...

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August 30, 2007

I Love The 80s (Kanye's Marty McFlys)

The good folks at Nike decided to give Kanye West his own Version of the Back II the Future Nike. SMCH!! But we can't tell him nothing he was rocking them recently at Listening party. So since the world, myself included are going 80's crazy, a random list of memories that have crossed my mind hopefully you'll get some memories of your own.

My Top 5 80 Moments
5. Tranformer Cartoon - When Optimus Prime Died
4. Simon Says - That game was Addictive
3. Board Games - I'll give you Trouble
2. ThunderCats - Maybe that's why I spent my early years involved w/ so many HOOOOOEESSS!!
1. WWF Action Figures - Nothing Spelled fun like those non bendable hard ass plastic dolls.

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August 29, 2007

Duffle Bag Boy

Playaz Circle Feat Lil Wayne - Duffle Bag Boy
I really like this song, It reminds me of the high school fight. You know when the whole school was around watching you and you just had to fight, and you couldnt run or try to get out of it. Damn Shame they giving brother's 20 years for a schoolyard fight these days. If you haven't already Read up on the Jena 6

Links
While Seated
Democracy Now
The Petition
Free The Jena 6 By Alice Woodward
TruthOut.org

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August 28, 2007

Crank Dat

I'm keeping a running Tally of who gets caught on youtube doing the soulja boy dance. Judgement Day is near. T-Pain Joins Beyonce, Remy Ma, Samuel Jackson and millions more who Cranked Dat Soulja Boy

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August 27, 2007

Don't Call It A Comeback

Happy Monday Folks, I'm off of work today and I plan on using this whole day to do absolutely nothing!!! Go Me!! But this weekend I had my latest stroke of genius, I came up w/ the perfect comeback technique for has been, surreal life musicians to make their way back into the game. Since all of these "New Rappers" are remaking old songs, why don't the "Old Rapper" Remake New songs. They can send all check, and monetary donations to the right in my chip-in Birthday Fund. (Oh I was dead serious when I asked for a Dollar from everyone who reads my blogs). My suggestion for rappers and singers of the MTV Raps Generation goes as followed

Heavy D - The overweight love killed the 80's w/ songs like Mr. Big Stuff, Money Can't Buy Me Love and more, but as I listened to local radio it dawned on me, he could re-make TI's Big Thangs Poppin. Couldn't you hear a diddily Diddily Dee right after that Lil Thangs Popping. Mixed w/ an over weight version of the The Heavster Cranking Dat Oreo? Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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August 25, 2007

Mos Def


Mos Def is hoping to draw attention to what he sees as equities in the United States' criminal justice system with the 10th annual "Black August" benefit concert at The Nokia Theater in New York .

Mos Def throws darts at the gossip blogs in an interview with the AP:

“People in key positions as artists, programmers, presidents, chairmen — they’re letting their people down. Wake up!” Mos Def said. “If (Tupac Shakur) could get killed, then your life means nothing, no matter if you have 100 cents or a 100 million.”

“There’s certainly more urgent issues in the world,” he said. “It’s that whole entire gossip industry, as it relates to us (black people), and what we have to do, and what our position is on a global level — it’s just totally counterproductive.”

I tend to agree I was looking at the other blogs going against my blog in the BWA's (vote for me) and they all seem to be carbon copies of Crunk & Disorderly, Nah Right and Smoking Section I mean do something different Folks.

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How I can Just Kill A Man!!!

Oscar-nominated director John Singleton was driving a Lexus SUV when it struck and killed a jaywalker who stepped in front of the car, police said Friday. This is just another example of why we need to cherish life and be extremly careful in everything we do.

People now a days to much stuff while driving from, text messaging to putting on makeup, and the ever popular talking on the cell phone. Be careful people.

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August 24, 2007

Jump - The Price Of P*$$Y Has Gone Down


Remy Dust off Kris Kross Classic to talk about Jump-Offs

**disclaimer** The views expressed by the 100 King$ are not the views of the Blogxilla.com, FWNBTD Radio or any of it's affiliates.


I POSE THIS QUESTION OUT THERE TO ALL OF YOU WHO DARE TO ANSWER!!!!
NOW AS YOU ALL PROBABLY KNOW ALREADY I AM REGARDED AS AN A+ ASSHOLE, WHICH I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT SINCE I AM THAT PIECE OF YA PERSONALITY THAT YOU IGNORE AND DON'T GIVE RECOGNITION TO. I AM ALL AND ALL ARE ME.
NOW FOR THE QUESTION THAT HAS BEEN ON MY MIND FOR A WHILE NOW.....
WHY HAS THE PRICE OF PUSSY DROPPED?
NOW I WILL GO INTO DETAIL TO GIVE REASONS WHY I FEEL THIS WAY....

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August 22, 2007

The Worst Persons IN THE WORLD

I promise, I don't plan on blogging about Kanye West everyday this nigga is just... Well Stupid, on drugs, or really really delusional!!! But he has some competition for worst person of the week, for saying or doing some outlandish shit. Lets get it.

3 - In the next issue of XXL Mr. West said - “If Justin hadn’t come out and killed the game, I can’t say that my album, singles and videos would be on the same level that they’re on,” he says. “We push each other. I look at me and Justin like Prince and Michael Jackson in their day.”

Ok Let me get this str8, we should expect either one of you to start getting a bunch of plastic surgery and change races and the other one to rock assless jeans, get a perm and be extremely homo erotic yet keep the sex appeal w/ the ladies... Well I would say Kanye would be prince b/c he's already halfway there. And I could see Justin getting a permanent tan and growing some locks.

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August 21, 2007

Joell Ortiz - Latino


Here is the latest Video from the Illest New Kid in the game right now! Latino - Joell Ortiz off his album Brick... don't never say I never gave yall nothing

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August 20, 2007

That Fly Shit

"Dear God Make me a bird, so I can fly far far away from here."

Many of you may know that as one of the most famous lines in the movie Forest Gump. I never understood that line until this summer. (key flash back music)

On a summer's afternoon after taking my daughter to the mall, to play on the little indoor park, and buy her some new clothes for our summer long journey. I get out of the mall to my waiting 1 million degree car w/ no air condition. Luckily I don't live far from the mall so we didn't have that far to drive, plus she had burger king so she was still sipping her juice. We are driving slow enjoying the exquisite landscape of Georgia, when a bird decides that he wants to have target practice and I'm the target. From a quarter mile in the air he shot a piece of wet bird dookie pass some trees around the electrical wire, thru my car window right on my left shoulder.

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August 15, 2007

The Planet Formerly Known As Pluto pt.3

When we last left our Hero, she had finally got close enough to her solar crush... The "Son". After numerous telephone conversations they decided to go on a date, later on in the evening The Planet FKAP was overly excited, she could barely wipe the smile off of her face.

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August 14, 2007

Cheat On You

I figured I would answer that age old question, of why do men cheat. I remember when I was in the tail end of my last relationship, and I heard this song, it became the final nail in the coffin. Although I didn't cheat I weighed my options and ended the relationship before I ended up cheating w/ this fly dime from around the way. Now although nothing in this world is concrete except the sidewalks in the city. I would like to explore the why men cheat.

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August 13, 2007

Help Me


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These Other bloggers Need to duck down or hide in the closet. Here are a few reasons you need to NOMINATE me for the BWA's

A lot of people going to hate but you know the game, If they hate me That means they know my name. If the love me that's cause you know it's over man Imma be the hottest blogger until i hold the cane. I'll knock them all down won't show no shame. I'll turn the blogosphere into a bowling lane.

It's been a hard knock life since Hova came, But since you read me, you don't feel nobody else their blogs like Novocain. They think I'm the Last Dragon my blogs are insane. But I'm like Nah me and Leroy don't GLOW the same.

Ain't to many bad boys since ma$e been gone, But i'll go after they whole block like Jason Bourne. I'm the hottest and I hate to be wrong so don't doubt me. Blogs tend to triple in traffic when people shout me, but I'm not like the rest of these bloggers so don't count me

I'm a different breed, I'm like different weed put me in a dutch and you'll be higher eagle feet.

So click the link Right here and Nominate the most handsome Monster BlogXilla. drop my URL http://blogxilla.com/scribes into the categories for (Best Humor Blog, Best New Blog, Blog to Watch, and Best Blog Design)


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The Same Lie - I'm a Hustler Now

We've all heard the saying that rap is like wrestling and that the game is full of studio gangsters, telling other peoples lives. Well in the video above, Dehaven, another name shouted by the King Of Hip Hop Jay-z has come out to tell the world about how foul things done by our favorite Lip-o-Potomus.

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August 12, 2007

Girlfriends

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Last night, in a drunken stupor I ended up watching the Negro Channel. First there was this extremely dry show called S.O.B. and then the Hot Ghetto Mess show none of which i had the chance to watch but I heard it and then it happened. I saw her. {Lynn} the new love of my life, her weird and awkward voice hypnotized me, her eyes told me a story and when she walked. My Heart jumped out of my chest, and started pumping pumping her life like image on my Flat screen TV w/ 1080i HD. I'm in love. I need someone to school me on this show before the new season starts in Oct. Please. I need her in my life I am a new groupie of hers and I'm bout to quit my job to hitchhike to cali to audition to be her new man on the show for a chance to smell her breath and farts after she ate real authentic Mexican food. God I love her.


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August 10, 2007

I Ain't Never Scared!!!

This reminds me of high school, you know when 2 people are about to fight and you ease your way through the crowd that formed a circle around the 2 kids. One of them is standing there w/ a mean screw face on, and the other one is sweating bullets while trying to preserve their gangsta and get out of the fight at the same time. And then just as he's about to admit that he's scared he gets punched in the face, falls to the ground and get's a mud hole stomped into his forehead! Yeah This was basically the same thing. I ain't mad at Kanye though Beans does seem like he's a little crazy.

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August 07, 2007

The Planet Formerly Known As Pluto 2


The Planet FKAP @ MTV Studios

When we last left our hero she was fighting off the evil Papa Razzi w/ the Head-nificent chair vogue. But times have change and our hero faces a new Threat... It's called Love. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you The Bermuda Triangle of Love.

We join our hero engulfed in a memory, a memory of love. You see back in the day our hero has a mega crush on this guy, but all of the other planets never let her get close enough to her star. She so desperately wanted to feel his warmth. But all of the other Planets kept her on the outskirts of the universe cold and alone with only her Umbrella.

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August 06, 2007

Cotton Candy, Skateboards & Space Ships


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Lupe told MTV News of a super group of Lupe, Kanye and Pharell. Is this really what hip hop has come to? Oh well this collaboration should bring forth plenty of new color combinations, terrible singing, numerous miss pronounced words and random stories I'll never understand.

Who do you think would make a great Super group?

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August 04, 2007

The Set Up

Cassidy dropped a freestyle I find rather amusing it's equip w/ all the making ups of classic east coast rap, name dropping, disses, and the classic, I ain't dissing you lines. Check it out. I just hop someone takes the bait, b/c It might lead to some interesting battles.

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August 01, 2007

Wait Till I get my Money Right

Kanye West - Can't Tell Me Nothin (Official Video)

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Actress By Jeremy

"No, he didn't say that!" I said.

"He sure did," my friend Dre shot back. "Now I see what Bill Cosby was talking about: The abuse of the english language!"

"I can't believe that," I said shaking my head. "No."

The focus of our conversation? Rapper 50 Cent. The topic? A verse my friend had just finished listening to.

"That man said he met a woman. He said she was an inspiring actress," Dre said. "Doesn't he mean aspiring actress?"

The expression on Dre's face was priceless. He had a look of disgust, as if someone had offended his mama.

I couldn't believe it. Eventually Dre went into his stash and got the evidence, the "Encore" album by Eminem. He popped it in and went directly to track No. 15.

"Listen to this."

So I did.

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July 31, 2007

Good & Drunk

My heart dropped when I saw this video, not because Meagan is drunk, but b/c I wasn't there to capitalize off that situation. I try my best not to get so drunk that I loose my bearings and can't tell which direction is left or right unless I'm in the privacy of my own home. I believe this is the reason why Maury Povich has a career.

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July 30, 2007

The Hottest?


Lil Wayne Named the Hottest Emcee in the Game (Right Now)

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MTVs Brain Trust named Lil Wayne the Hottest Emcee in the game, The interview is pretty standard they ask him about his flow, how it was working w/ The Louie Vutton Don (Kanye West) And how it feels to be a whore (as 50 puts it)

MTV: The thing that everybody has appreciated about you is that although you've been on so many songs, nobody's tired of you. Usually after the 116th guest appearance, people get a little weary of an artist. But everybody wants to hear even more of you.

Lil Wayne: I done became a little virus now, 'cause everybody be having me on their song. I was just about to be on [T.I. vs. T.I.P.]. I wanted to be on it bad, and they pulled me, 'cause I guess I be on everything. But hey, if you make everything you do great, like I do ... no lie, man. It's like, "You want Michael Jordan on your team?" "Hell yeah! Yeah, I want him on my team, stupid." That's how I look at it. That's why I do everything. Now the only problem I get is people calling me saying, "Universal don't wanna clear it." And [the record company] and I do everything.

MTV: What's the last thing you turned down? You remember?

Lil Wayne: The sheets on my bed. Like the hotel, turn down service. Nah, I don't turn down nothing
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Game feat Lil Wayne -Lyrical Homicide via Nah Right

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Forty's & Blunts


Method @ Rock The Bells Festival 2007
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Back in my sophomore year of high school, during the peak of The Wu Tang Era my cousin Calvin (who I still haven’t figured out how we are related) decided to make a organization called the Black Vipers. Calvin who was obsessed w/ Method Man dubbed himself TiCal and wrote a petition on 5 pieces of paper ripped out of a spiral notebook to gather names and form the Black Vipers. The Organization that would pick up where the Panthers left off, and fight against the powers of the “Man” and the unjust rules regulating our high school.

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July 27, 2007

Whores, Hot Wings & Newports Have Postponed My Revolution

Friday Night Lights shining bright in the sky line of the city. The view from my apartment was spectacular... if you could see it. So, the drive into town would have to do. Pulling up on 85 in Atlanta is the shit, a rush comes over you as you flick the butt of a Newport out of the window. We were on our way to a spot where young men and women go to get their first taste of the night life. I had been drinking on some patron, so I was already a little bit dizzy but not pissy as i was on numerous occasions where I drank too much and never made it to the door. Or ended up inside of some nice Georgia Peach.

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Jigga Nigga 10 Pound Lipped Nigga

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I never felt more alive than ridin shotgun
In Klein's green 5 until the cops pulled guns

When you reach a point in your life and your career its bound your past will come back to haunt you. Calvin Klein (Not the Designer) former friend of Jay-Z was on Shade 45 radio. Basically let me sum it all up for you. Dude catches a case w/ Jay-Z takes the wrap and spends 13 years locked up and come homes expecting to get a pass from Jay-Z. Falls back and get a big bag of nothing from our favorite Lip-O-Potamus. And now he's hitting the radio to air Hova out. Calvin Klien calls Jay-Z a white boy and said he should of put his foot in jigga's neck.

Listen to the Audio

I think Jigga said

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Being A Daddy - Ode to The Cosby Show

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Is it me of does Russell look like he had to ask permission to be in the picture.


Things we hear about but never see... FATHERS. Yes folks I was one of those kids who grew up w/o a father. I watched my mother struggle as a single parent until she hooked up w/ the man who would save my life and I not know it. Willie B. My childhood memory remembers him as a small man who wore bright colored suits all the time. I used to think he was a pimp... But he was just a barber so I guess that's the same thing. But he never really interjected himself into my life but I learned a lot from watching him.

As a child I was basically raised by the Cosby show I told myself that I wanted to be just like Heathcliff Huxatable. So in honor of my home girl Thembi and her ode to Good Times. I'm posting my top five father moments from the Cosby show. These Father are 5 qualities strive to have while raising my daughter

[Music] ~ [Discipline] ~ [Being Cool] ~ [Manhood] ~ [Manners]

Is you put your mouse over the link you'll be able to watch the episode.


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July 26, 2007

The Kid Is Not My Son

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A pledge allegiance to my dubs/ That Michael Jackson Is Thug/ They tried to frame him and set him up/ Little boys with cancer He just might touch... Now I will warn you that this blog will reek of little boy butt holes and oxycodone but ride with me for a moment as i prove my point. While listening to Lady In My Life I noticed that Michael Jackson is a bonafide G, a Smooth Criminal or as I like to put it a thug. I went on a mission to further prove my point as some of my coworkers were talking bout James Brown still not being buried. (Free James Brown) The conversation went to Anna Nicole Smith (Free Anna Nicole Smith) then to music and what a shame all the mayhem will be when the king of pop shall perish the Earth. I told them that it wouldn't matter b/c MJ will not be remembered as the true thug he really was, just listen to his lyrics. With songs like Beat it where he states:

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July 25, 2007

They All Fall Down

I know we all remember when Michelle fell off stage a while back on 106& Park and Kelly and Beyonce just keep it going not even checking to see if she was hurt... Well Karma's is one Clumsy Bitch isn't it?


First Kelly passes out in Africa



Then Beyonce bustes her ass on stage last week. I mean man this is really like the movie final destination when you think about it.

What's Your Most Embarrassing Moment?

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July 23, 2007

Uh Oh Cup Cake Man

Lil Weezy-Anna got locked up an hour after Ja Rule, report say the cops found a gun on him... This could only mean one thing. Wayne's about to drop an album!! Yeah... But I thought the Carter 3 was already out? hmmmm I know it couldn't have anything to do w/ there new single - Uh Oh

In Other News



The Cup cake man is ready for war... Well not really ...we ain't moving," West said Sunday night (July 22) at the Beacon Theatre. Then went on to not through any fuel to the fire. I mean really CupCake West, first punking out w/ Beans and telling the world you had a purse and now this... You're losing street cred quick. Well at least you gave a shout out to the bloggers of the world. Via Miss Info
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Same Girl Remix


The Brat and Lorenze Tate at JD's Celebrity Basket ball game

Same Girl Remix Feat Usher & T-Pain via A Hot Mess

I like the original version of this song, I'm not sure if that's how it would go down if 2 dudes found out they were messing with the same girl however but i like it nonetheless. I'm figuring if it did go down, there would be some busted lips, hurt feelings and shorty would probably still be messing with both dudes.

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July 21, 2007

Bobby is in Desperate need of...


Don't Be Cruel

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July 20, 2007

The Planet Formerly Known As Pluto

Inside this blog you'll find the story of The Planet Formerly Known As Pluto.

There once was a planet named Pluto who was told she was too small to be a planet anymore. So she decided to become a R&B singer she called herself Rihanna. One Day ReRe (no that's not a reference to her larger than life forehead) decided to have lunch at a local restaurant.


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July 19, 2007

All Hell Is About To Break Loose

Last time this happend the Towers fell, It was 9-11-2001 when Jay-Z and Outcast dropped on the same day. Jigga came out on top of first weeks sales. And then hit the Blueprint Lounge tour to tell NY "Bootleggers bombers and Bin Laden I'm Still packing I will not lose... But it's going down again Guess Whose Dropping on 9-11 This year.

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I am Xilla's complete lack of surprise

You can tell a lot about a person just by paying attention. Take the picture above as an example in the course of one evening Mr. West was Hard w/ the Screw face on, giddy while chomping into a cupcake, Pouting cause someone probably had on the same pair of Louis Vutton draws as him and well that last one I just can't call that emotion. I mean hey we all know he's from Mars. But lets take the time to see the other person inside of us all, in some cases people inside of us all like Tyler Durden from Fight Club.

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July 18, 2007

Who's Next AquaMan? ...SMCH


This dude looks like Skelator after winning the lotto

Ok First let me start out by saying I really can care less what these celebs do, where they are at, who they are with or why someone decided to take a picture of them in the first place. All I know is that they are some funny mofos and frankly I like talking about them. First let me bring y'all up on a word my boy Won Fish came up with.

it dawned on us that the campus, the state... nay, the world needed something new. something ideal, something that empowered and encompassed everything that we as a people wish to portray thru our everyday conversation. the time was now for

SMCH.

oh, sure... to you it looks like 4 letters. but it's oh so much more. Someday the Websters and Jenkins dictionaries will both have this word gracing the pages between 'smack' and 'smell' but until then... here ya go

SMCH (sm'ooTCH) - 1.verb: the act of sucking one's tooth in utter disgust; the act of consciously hating on someone/something
ex. Dude told me my stunner shades weren't stunning at all. I smch'd him.
2. noun: a very displeasing sound made by one who is not in agreement; the sound made when smacking lips together signifying a listener's disbelief in a speakers statement
ex. John - "I don't think I have enuf money to pay this tab off"
Jimmy - "SMCH! what the hell you order all those damn drinks for!"

Well I want to send a huge SMCH (free Neck & Eye Roll included) To Soulja Boy for making this Superman song. Now it's probably not his fault but Dayum dude.

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Kicking and Screaming - No No NO


Please send her to Rehab


Call me lame, or call me whatever you want but I'm not feeling this chick. She looks sick, I know that's wrong but there is just something about the long lost love child of Adam Sandler and Peg Bundy that just doesn't do it for me. I mean I don't even like her music and I really don't see what's the big deal is. MTV Jams was running a promotion saying she's like the next Lauryn Hill. I think they were just trying to be funny.

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July 16, 2007

My Letters To Lil Wayne


This is a letter I wrote to Lil Wayne after the pics of him & Baby kissing and well after this cover I had to write another one.

Dear Wayne,
I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
They said you've been kissing Baby. I said not him
they said there were pics and thought that's a weird angle or something
But then all the black blogger uploaded them and blogged them.
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
I got 2 girls doesn't it feel good being a father?
At the Bet Awards? You could have dressed her in something hotter
I know a stylist named Bonnie
those pink boot she had on was tacky dog. I'm sorry
Plus I got a friend shot himself aiming at a chick who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Cam
I got a bunch of magazines with your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Jewlz, that shit was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
It's Xilla Man

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SHEsus Khrist

You can take the girl out the hood, but you can't take the hood out the girl. Remy Ma was charge w/ attempted Murder b/c she allegedly shot her close friend, Makeda Barnes-Joseph in the meatpacking district. (pause) The New York Post reports "Why did she shoot me? What have I done?" Barnes-Joseph cried moments after taking two bullets in the abdomen at close range, according to witnesses. Umm for record sales!! Duh!!

I mean c'mon the word on the streets Mrs. Barnes Joseph is that you took Remy 2 G's so for your actions you got 2 to the gut. Alright this is no laughing matter but here is what's funny. The paper reports and I quote Ma, 27, noticed that she was missing money from her bag, police sources said. Wait Ma? WTF call her Remy or Ms. Smith not Ma... what type of fraggle nackle bullshit is that!!! Wait the ghettoness gets better Remy's lawyers says again I quote "Do not jump to conclusions," said her lawyer Scott Leemon. "These are merely allegations and Remy denies them adamantly."

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July 15, 2007

RockStars of the Motherland.


John Legend & Nigerian Rapper D Banj

Over the last few years hip hop has changed into something... Well It's not what it used to be so let's just say it has evolved. Well maybe not evolved but it's definitely following a different formula. White sunglasses, small shirts & Bright colors. After checking out these pictures of John Legend and this guy I thought okay this guy must be big in Nigeria so I hit up the most reliable source in the universal for worthless information... that's right YOUTUBE. and here is what I found. Is this a photocopy of Akon & T-Pain or are the Konvicts biting D Banj I'm almost certain they have some sort of African Tribal beef. Maybe even getting together later this month for some good old fashion stick fighting. But this video is classic, it's current day hip hop at it's finest note the harmonica solo at the end.

If HIP HOP's not Dead it is definitely going through an Identity crisis. I mean really is this really what we want to party like?

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July 13, 2007

Testing The Kids


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Back in 1995 a movie came out that would change my life, this movie was about one of the most controversial topics known to man AIDS. The movie starred a young new actress who played a promiscuous young teen. This actress was none other than the lovely lady above these words Rosario Dawson. They named this movie Kids.

The movie was set in my backyard NYC, rowdy and reckless teens running the streets looking for beer and pussy, but what is a teen flick w/o one of the illest fight scene in the history of cinema?

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Crunk Juice by That Boy



So it’s official. The world is coming to an end. I mean I Ain’t Hatin…I’m Just Sayin, how the hell does Crunk make it into the dictionary???

So the associate editor says "We try to include words that aren't just trends," he continued. "We're looking for words that will be referred to in the future and people won't need any explanation to know what it means. If the editor of a newspaper can publish a word and he or she expects readers to know what it means, we'll include it."

Okay maybe it’s just me but um…I still don’t know what Crunk means!! They say its southern rap music with repetitive chants and rapid dance rhythms but every time I hear it being used it’s like “Man we about to get Crunk”. Translation – “Man we about to get hype”. I thought Crunk meant like hype or live. Now they are saying it’s a form of music??? I’m confused as hell.

I guess this just shows the popularity of Black culture. From our music, style of dress, and now our vocabulary we are all over the place. But with Crunk making it into the dictionary it got me thinking.

Are there any other slang terms that you use that you feel should make it into the dictionary???

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July 12, 2007

In The "EVE" of the Night

Rumor has it, that the pit bull in a skirt E.V.E. Ms. My Dogs Believe in me ordered a female prostitute to come to her room in a Miami hotel. According to Jonathan Jaxson "One evening while being a guest in the hotel, Eve had ordered a female prostitute to her room. After several hours, the prostitute finally departed." Hmm I'm saying I don't see a problem w/ females licking other females. Hell I'm still on the hunt for my girl to get a girlfriend. I mean I'm looking forward to it. But back to Eve for a moment, ConcreteLoop reminded us that this picture which is NSFW of Eve surfaced a while back in Eve's days as a shoe model.

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July 10, 2007

Bright Colors and Cold Dairy Products


Pharell and Lenny Kravitz @ Live Earth


Okay Twista's people read my blog and totally removed this video from the internet. They suck!! So here is a replacement.

this has got to be one of the wackest songs I ever heard in my life. Why does Twista still have a record deal? I watched this video and I had to get someone else to watch it, So I asked my home girl Red to check it out w/ me and this is what came out of it.

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Do, You Decide


You Decide?

Let's take a vote who does he look like more? Nah seriously, Ne-Yo has a song called Do You and I can honestly say that from time to time thoughts of my ex run through my mind. Luckily I have a great relationship with most of my ex girlfriends so I'm good I know they think of me. One day my ex called me and told me she was getting married. I was shocked b/c I didn't know why she was calling me, and on top of that I thought she was a lesbian now. Oh well But I want to know do any of you out there ever think of your ex?

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July 09, 2007

Change Clothes...

"Most people can't dress that well..." Kanye West


Yet this is fashion?

it's official Kaneezie is not from this planet... dude is getting weirder by the second.

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July 07, 2007

I Thought It Was Me



Is it just me or does this video remind you of Thriller? Ladies all over the globe are extremely happy saying that Chris Brown is finally 18. Why is it that when men wait patiently for Rudy, Ashley and that fine Lil MAMA to turn 18 We are pigs? Hmmm

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Ella Ella Ella AH!!!

Rihanna Performing in Tokyo for Live Earth

Is it just me or is Rihanna's head getting bigger? No really I'm glad the good folks at Hold Joe Budden Hostage Records (Def Jam) have decided to give this girl a bang. With all the rumors about this umbrella song and it secretly being a message to Jay-Z I wonder what's really up with all the hate about the other woman? I tend to think that sometimes a break is needed in a relationship some times new cookies is needed in order to eat the chips ahoy at home. What do you think?

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The Growth


Third Annual Apollo Theater Fondation, Inc. Spring Benefit

In the 6 years since his last movie what has Chris Tucker been up to? It's funny get into some trouble and the whole world will know about it, do something positive it might not ever be heard. In the 6 years off he has been making himself a better man, and I'm not mad at him. I too had to go away to make myself better so when I read the article about him in playboy magazine, it was something i could truly relate to. There is an age old debate, that you shouldn't let money change you but I beg to differ. When I got a little bit of money it changed my wardrobe, my address and the type of things i could buy, it also changed a bit of me on the inside.

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July 04, 2007

Old Dog, Old Tricks

Karrine "Superhead" Stephans is about to drop her 2nd book entitled "The Vixen Diaries". Let's rewind the clock to when she dropped her last book, this board was on everywhere telling people how she was abused and taking advantage of and how she cleaned up her life and was trying to make a better life for her son, even leaving the one radio station crying. But she still doing the same thing schedule to release this book telling about all of her romps in the bed w/ todays biggest stars from the time her last book dropped. According to HHNLive.com, she claims to have had a couple of new affairs with some high-powered performers and isn't shy about disclosing some intimate details.

First, she talks about sexual encounters with Lil Wayne and even says Weezy told her about his relationship with Trina in the wake of their breakup and recent onstage appearances together in Miami. "He said he's not back with her," Steffans told King. "Wayne don't claim nothing. The thing is this, what I know about Wayne is, he told me he loved her and that he was good to her." She also explains how she met Ne-yo.

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July 03, 2007

Things To Do.

Ok so I was on Popjunkie when browsing the pictures and well I had a revelation....
Donda West mother of Kaneezie looks like Jabba The Hut! Now a lot of his actions make perfect sense to me.

But I can't be too mad at Mr. West. He does what he wants, wears what he wants and doesn't care if he makes up words every now and then. I'm a firm believer that people have a list of things they want to accomplish in their life, I'm sure Kaneezie is well on his way to achieving those goals. So far he was worn an open chest to the Grammy's threw a tantrum or 2 at almost every awards show in the world and called Bush a racist on live television. I have my own list of things to do some of them have been accomplished and some haven't but my list looks like this.

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Fall From Grace Pt.2


Umm Yeah... Lauren needs some help. One of the reason's you need to read the pop-junkie

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July 02, 2007

Clip Of The Day

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Liar Liar, Purple on Fiyah!!!!

When does the lying stop? The Heiress of America is out of jail and she went on Larry King live last week probably thinking let me give the first interview to a respected journalist that way I look intelligent and they won't say too many bad things about me.. Well when you lie and get caught in a lie you can't win. Now I might get struck by lightning for posting a clip from fox noise on my blog but hey even I give credit where credit is due.

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June 30, 2007

Fall From Grace Pt. 1

From Miss Info

“Man, I went and seen Lauryn Hill last night. Broad is crazy. She had that make-up on like a bag lady, like cake face with reds and blues. She wasn’t even performing songs, she was chanting and walking around. Then the broad fell and kicked her feet up for like a minute. Never seen nothing like it. Halfway thru, the crowd started booing, then got up and started a revolt for refunds…..”

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June 28, 2007

So You're Having My Baby?

Finally I think it's caught on, that being beautiful alone is not enough to keep a relationship healthy. As you can see by Usher's new life partner... I mean Fiance. This chick looks like a man. Makes me wonder if all the Usher gay rumors are true. Is she the Mrs. Gov. Mcgreevy to his Gov. McGreevy? Hmmm Probably but who cares all I know is that this chick isn't cute. But what makes it better is that they are having a baby!!! That's right Ursher is going to be a Daddy!!! This will help put an end to the beautiful people of the world, or will it?

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June 24, 2007

OPB "Other People's Business"

Quote of the Day: What the human eye observes causally and incuriously, the eye of the camera notes with relentless fidelity.

Imagine every day you spend w/ your boo there is someone there watching your every move, someone speculating that your partner is fooling around, or someone just snapping pictures of you and your boo doing everything you do throughout the day. Could the love the 2 of you share withstand the eyes of the razzi?

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Mother In Laws

I think I have found it out, I know the reason why Beyonce is so famous, and so popular. She's a Mutant!!! That's right I said it she's a mutant. That's why she can dance w/ the best of them, b/c she uses her mutant powers to captivate the audience and lure them in to her mutant charm. That's right Folks the songstress w/ the name that sounds like a foot fungus Is a Mutant and I have proof keep reading to find out

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