Twins banned Jessica, Beyonce and Jay-Z's marriage?
The Unexaggerated truth in entertainment I am your presenter the perverted monk. It is confirmed (but not really) that Marc and Jennifer Anthony might be having twins a girl and boy! The plumping mom to be has gone on a $40,000.00 per child shopping spree! Purchasing pink and blue strollers with a $4,000.00 price tag and pink and blue onesies at $400.00 a pop. The All-American practical mom knows the new borns will probably wear then a few times before they are too small. You think she is going to give them to Goodwill and get a tax write-off? I would. If only we could all be so fortunate. SMCH!
In Dallas news, Jessica Simpson has been banned from attending any of the Dallas Cowboys football games! The players believe she is seed of Chucky causing her boyfriend, Tony Romo to have the worst game ever in life! But that a good thing for people who hate the cowboys go to RuinRomo.com there is a template of Jessica's face to put sticks freak Romo out at the next Cowboy game!!
Did Beyonce and Lip-Z..Get married in Paris a few weeks ago? Who gives a crap! If they did I hope this isn't the ring. Geeze! I've seen that ring at A-Z Gold Exchange and Pawn shop over in the hood by the legal bootleggers. If they did get hitched I would've expected an, "I just cheated on you with a filthy chick Kobe Bryant-ish" type of ring! But no...it a cluster! Oh yeah, and something about the "M" tattoo symbolizes their marriage or something foregoing the conventional ring! Bullisht illaldo. Imma need them to do better!
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