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To The Spears Sisters

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Dear Spears Sisters

My name is Xilla, I know you don't know me but frankly I'm concerned and also a bit perturbed at the same time. You see I live in what most people would call the hood, the part of town where most of the residents live below the poverty line. You can find a drug dealer relativity easy. And I'm not talking designer drugs like cocaine, but crack and Marijuana or dirt as some call it. I am a father of two, 5 year old daughters who absolutely adore Jamie Lynn. At first I was a bit skeptical of letting her watch your show since Brittany fell off the deep end faster than the Coyote chasing the roadrunner after using one of those fool proof Acme knock off products, probably made in China but that's not the point.

The point is I'm hearing that Jamie Lynn will be on the cover a magazine telling the world that she's pregnant. Well I'm writing b/c I know the media won't come down on your as they do say a Michael Vick. I'm hearing Nickelodeon is standing by your decision to keep the baby. At first I thought Yeah right your show will be off the air in about a week but then I thought ehhh you're a Spears they'll just move it to Noggin.

But what I'm really trying to say is what the fuck is wrong with you people. Are you and your sister trying to play who can top the other? I mean shaving one's head and showing ones pussy is pretty hard to top but a 16 year old having a baby by a 19 year old. Damn!! Well done. I mean I'm not shocked b/c It happens every day in the HOOD, I mean really, the chicks around here are broke, under educated, and have no parental supervision, but you're rich and I know damn well your sorry ass parents have their hands in your pockets deep. I mean more than the dude who shot Malcolm X in the Spike Lee movie.

Now what is Brittany going to do now to top this? Fuck Grace Jones on stage? Jump through K-Fed's window in speedo's and a fanny pack, or better yet get pregnant by Gary Coleman while having a orgy with him Paris Hilton and that Kim Kardashian whore. Then have an abortion so it could be the latest reality show to be aired on VH1 right after Flavor Of Love. Having your whores ever heard of Condoms.

Believe it or not you two have an image to uphold and honestly I'm not even blame you too simple ass sisters. I'm going to blame the executives at Disney & Nick for breeding whores, homos and weirdo's. Why do you child stars end up so fucked! I mean Brittany do I need to introduce you to Shaquanna the crack head with 5 kids who lives down the block? I mean at least she still has her kids. You let a judge decide that the greatest joke in hip hop was a better parent than you. K-Fed the guy who was on the commercial rapping in the Drive throw mic? C'mon I know you can do better than that.

Now on to the baby dad, Dude you know you're going to jail right? I mean Momma Spears might have taken Jamie to Michael Jackson's house, oh my bad I mean R-Kelly Michael only likes little boys with cancer. But then again nothing will happen to him, cept the fact that grown men everywhere who've been wacking off to reruns of Full House on Nick @ Nite now have hope. Hope to stalk playgrounds in Hollywood.

I would let my daughters watch BET but I haven't lost my mind like this crazy ass family. Luckily for me my kids can read, but if they couldn't then I'll have them watching Hell Date and Reruns of the Parkers ASAP. Free Mike Vick and Have A Nice Day.

Yours Truly Xilla The Kool Kid

Comments

DAMN

IS YOU MAD XILLA???

IM GETTING THAT PERTURBED VIBE OFF OF YA RIGHT NOW........ LET CRAZY PEOPLE DO WHAT CRAZY PEOPLE DO

This is madness. I can't believe that this chick is preggers, I hope you just jokin

they some ol trifling hoes yeah i called em hoes like you call shabashaniquisha; like these two hicks are an embarassment to po white trash everywhere...even the trailer park hoes dont act like these two mfers....her fucking show needs to be cancelled trifling hoes!

Bitter?

~perverted monk

I'm not shocked at all by this, they were all back wood white folks, Britney became famous and they became back wood white folks with money. So this isn't anything that I'm shocked by. Also dad isn't going to jail, Jamie lynn and the dad has been living together most of their relationship, from what I read from another site. So all they will do is add another hillbilly baby to the clan.

Sup AB~ Missed you around these parts... I am mad, I'm a dad so now i gotta explain to my child why her favorite stars is having a baby!! she's fucking 5

damn uppity I thought i was mad but you just made me feel a little better!!! lol

Xilla, please send this letter to Nick. If you start a petition, believe me, I will gladly sign my name. I have a 2 year old myself and I am lucky she doesn't watch Zoey (now if Hannah Montana gets into a situation like this, then I will have a prob).

I really don't understand WHY in the monkey doodle hell Nick is not canceling her show. They are sending the wrong message to kids. Having a child is beautiful but not when you are still a baby yourself.

Why is he not in jail?? Last time I checked, it was illegal to sleep with a minor.

Egggg Zackly!!!! I hate the double standard in the law! It's stupid I think i am sending them this.

YT trash with money is still YT trash.

You're right Ms. J. Absolutely righht... Guess you can them the Trash out the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out the trash!!

I personally think it's not a big deal because she has money. It's not like she is broke and her kid will never get shit. This bitch has money so i can't knock her because i became pregnant at nineteen.I learned that people need to stop making other people role models. I recently got my MLB(MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL) heart ripped out of me because I found out my favorite player the guy i looked up to did steriods. So all though everyone will call her a hoe...does anyone remember the same thing happen to solange(beyonce's sister) who is now divorced.

Noone was this mad when solange got pregnant what was the issue with that one, but off too Jamie lynn ,they are trailer park trash seriously, you can take the trailer from them but yu cant take it out of them, the same thing which happens to the hood you can move from the hood but you cant take the hood out the person, its like we are shocked because they are white with money. Do we hold them to higher standards?? And you are right as ever Xilla ,about "Shaquanna the crack head with 5 kids who lives down the block" She sure aint letting somebody come take her kids,and they are probaly cleaner then britnny's kids ,I heard she didnt even bath them and drop them in the pool for a bath seriously

does anyone remember the same thing happen to solange(beyonce's sister) who is now divorced.

Hey Sierra, Yes I remember but the difference was Solange was a bit older and Solange wasn't on tv everyday. I mean we let out kids watch shows on the weekend and after their home work is done so this being a mainstream media wonder story will be everywhere and now you have to explain this to your child. It's not that the kid won't be taken care of but it's super irresponsible.

Wow... you totally had me until you said "breeding whores, homos, and weirdos."

Xilla you absolutely cannot BREED a homosexual. Your wording makes it seem like homosexuality is bad or wrong. It also isn't a choice. So you can be angry at the trifecta of ignorance that is the Spears family, Disney, & Nickelodeon but I would have to draw the line at your homosexual comment.

But all else... you are spot on!

Regina

I was not mad when Solange got pregnant, like Xilla said, she was a bit older and not on TV.

Sources are saying that 'Zoey 101' 4th season has already been taped and will start airing in February, so it is almost perfect for her to go into hiding and have her baby.

Oh, Lynne Spears was suppose to have a book come out about good parenting (HA HA HA). The publisher, Thomas Nelson, shelved the book indefinitely upon learning of Spears' pregnancy.

hey regina i didnt mean anything by that line, but lets be real that lifestyle (im at work) is still taboo even today I have friends like that they are cool so i'm not saying it's bad i was really referring to lance bass from the mickey mouse club.

hey Cassie...

I agree w/ you! and you need to start talking more on YIM

When I am on, you are never on...

I am on now...

I can't get yim from work.... i'll be on tonight. though we'll talk.

Ummmm...I do remember being disgusted with Solange being pregnant. Whether or not she was older, she was still too damn young and the guy was too damn old. And the whole marriage was just a front to make it seem like that was the plan all along. And if I remember correctly...Solange's pregnancy had to be kept under wraps because she was in that Johnson Family Vacation movie.

What is most disgraceful about this Spears girl is that her and her mother literally pimped the story to the press - like it was just another piece of celebrity gossip. Her mother should be ashamed for exploiting her "16 year old baby" that way. So many other issues are being considered like money and status, that the underlying issue is being overlooked.

It's like throwing baby showers for 14 year old mothers to be - Dead wrong!

A direct quote from mother Lynne Spears in regards to Britney's troubles (12/09/07, MSNBC):

“I blame myself, what mother wouldn’t? I wish I’d been there more while she was touring, but I couldn’t be. I had the other kids to look after.”

You're doing a bang-up job Mom.

Hey Sierra, Yes I remember but the difference was Solange was a bit older and Solange wasn't on tv everyday. I mean we let out kids watch shows on the weekend and after their home work is done so this being a mainstream media wonder story will be everywhere and now you have to explain this to your child. It's not that the kid won't be taken care of but it's super irresponsible.

when solange got pregnant she was in a movie, had a cd out and was on nick like she was the next beyonce. So honestly I see no difference and solange was what a year older then what jamie lynn is...Come on. A lot of things are irresponsible but you shouldn't let your children idolize another human being who also makes mistakes.

I say Leave them Both with Shaquanda and make a reality series out of it... Who'd have ever thought these two little sluts would set white people back 1,000 years

Tre it could be the complicated life instead of the simple life!! lol

I am glad I have never seen the show! Honestly, I didn't know the girl was in the entertainment world.

~perverted monk

I am not surprised at the pregnancy...and I'm not surprised that the show will stay on the air. Look at the chick that was in the High School Musical that posed nude or whatever. They kept her and the show went on. Now this may sound cliche, but it couldn't have been somebody with a permanent tan. Nick/Disney would have booted that a*% right off the show the same day and would have cancelled the show with a public announcement. The media would have had a field day with this news. A black girl would have received absolutely no justice. But that's what the entertainment world gets for making these backwood sluts look like they are more than what they truly are. I've always said that Shitney was an overated Janet Jackson wannabe....now even her baby sister is a statistic. I'm sure their slush of a mother is proud. Go figure!

That's right...Tell em' why you mad son!!!! ;-)

i used to watch the first couple seasons of "zoey 101" buh then it started to get kinda boring and redundent and i got older and outgrew it.

anyway....

these girls need to be slapped in the dam face!! u get money, fame, fans and not even that's enough!? trust me i went to a pretty ruff highschool so there were all types of 16 yr old girls getting filled up by 19 yr olds, buh they were smart enough to keep it on the low!!

i say abort that baby, get some counseling, and go bak to church!!

i didnt even know the guy was 19 until i saw it on the star jones show today. doesnt matter if the parents approved of the relationship, the state still has a duty to file charges and i say fairplay to them!

and the mum was dumb for letting a grown man move in w/ her daughter!!

oh and this is going in my "creamy links" for the week haha

Xilla, I agree with you, my daughter watches Zoey 101 and what does this tell my 11 year old. That it's OK to have sex at a young age, not practice safe sex (no condoms)and it is so easy to just have a baby. Maybe if your rich! She does have a reputation to uphold but at the same time it is her choice.

Personally, I could careless about the very stupid Spears sisters but what is the saying "you can take the girl out the trailer park but can't take it out the girl".

They made need to adopt better parents. I mean you can't stop your teen from doing what they are going to do, but you do need to provide them with some sense and teach them how to handle their business.

Umm, how long was Genarlow Wilson in jail for having sex with a minor? What is this 19-year-old fool getting for knocking up this piece of trailer trash?

*ROFL* Nice letter. Well stated. Very articulate. I couldn't have said it better myself.

I am with the consensus that it is irresponsible that Jamie Lynn is still on television after her poor poor decision. I could easy expect this from a network such as ABC, FOX, or HBO. In fact, the young female actor that was killed in a drive by shooting a year or so ago. Was that on Lifetime or something. Anyway her character also died in the show before her actual death for her gang mentality. Nick is a child program. Do we really want our young children 16 and below to think it's ok to have premarital sex with out thinking of HIV, AIDS, or any other form of STD. Because is has already happened in society. STD and HIV cases have jumped about 20% over the past year or two. After dropping substantially for 4 straight years. Now you have a young female/child icon that is pregnant. I don't care if she has money. The child is 16 she says this child will be raised right and what not but she can't drive a car without a hardship nor vote, so really. Then you can't tell me that this child is going to still expect to have a life. She's from La. where partying is natural. Where do you think Brittany gets it from? Look bottom line, if ABC can fire one of their main actors over a Gay comment, then Nick should let Jaime go because of her pregnancy. White America believed that Mike Vick's persecution of dogs was sooo bad since the dog is man's best friend, and how mostly Blacks have immoral values with our families. So tell me now that it's one of their own: rich, wealthy, good head on her shoulders, but made a big oops, how will they react. Double standard huh?? Bullshit, and last time I saw the law it said over 18 adult under 18 minor. He should be locked up. Oh, but wait Mommy must have said it's ok.

On a side note, like the blog Xilla. But please for all the non Bible readers, next time you make homosexual comments list a little scripture. I'm cool with lesbians, and gays, but I won't see you in Heaven so enjoy lie on Earth because the Great and Almighty says you have no place with him. Hmmm you don't like it, Read it and live with your decision.

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