WOW! All that?! I think I need to stand outside in this cold ass weather right about now!...Cool down a little. LOL. Someone really needs to give you an erotic book deal! Show these lame ass cats how it's supposed to be done!

why are you torturing me, its too early for this....

i like for anything nasty to be said....

i will say anything nasty....if i can even get my words out straight...

you are a damn fool for this one! and then you give a sister an essay assignment at the end.. like all the blood hasn't rushed below the waist to my new piercing!.. I would like a pound of "damn this pussy's good!", a side of "suck this dick babygirl", a large "work that pussy for daddy", and some "Oh MY GOONDENess!!!!!" for dessert!.. I get in my man's mind before I bless him.. "fuck the head and the body will follow"~8ball & MJG... so I kind of know what he wants to hear me say.. and how he wants me to say it.. I LOVE to straddle him (while kissing and licking his neck) suck on his bottom lip (like I tease the dick) and whisper.. "whatchu you want me to do for you daddy?".. and then they say some like "kiss it" or something nice like that... and then I say.."you want me to suck that dick for you, don't you?" and some are shy and just kiss me real hard and shake their head yes.. but oh no! you got to SAY that shit to get me in the zone.. so I say.."tell me to suck that dick baby.. tell me exactly what you want.." and then they know I like that shit and they put their own creative spin on the request... and from there.. I ask if it feels good.. if it looks good.. you know.. the "usual".. LOL..

He's on my... That might not be cold enough for you after this one... lol I wish I would have had my visions come true.. another time i'm sure.

Smooches... how nasty is too nasty? b/c honestly I be a bit scared I might go too far and just ruin the mood sometime.

ooodness.. .Oh My.. I think the manxilla is at attention

*mouth drops to the floor* after reading Oh My GOODENess. I don't know who is worse you or Xilla. LOL

Xilla, Yea, i am with you i think that I have gotten TOO nasty before. Plus, i have been with some men who just wanted to hear, in your words "the best accapella music known to man" rather than hear me talking dirty or instructing. Some dudes get real funny with it. They are trying to focus and not bust. Once a chick starts talking shit they get ALL f*cked up. lol

yea it's crazy a lot of that stuff is distracting but you have to work yourself up to it.. but we use it as an excuse too... lol

You make me sick Xilla! I'm not even going to read the whole post. Making people all hot & bothered while @ work.

aww don't be scurred NIkz... i wub you!!

@ slimting.. I think XILLA is definitely worse.. lol.. I will NEVER let them know how nasty I really am! (evil laugh)

@ slimting.. I think XILLA is definitely worse.. lol.. I will NEVER let them know how nasty I really am! (evil laugh)

IM SITTING HERE ACHING GUTS AND ALL THINKIN BOUT EVERYTHING I SAID YESTERDAY WHILE GETTING GOODIES WHEN I SHOULDDA BEEN AT SCHOOL! HMM LEMME THINK EXACTLY WHAT I SAID!
HE DOESNT HAVE TO SAY MUCH FOR ME TO TURN INTO MY TWIN! (GEMINI BABY) BUT HE KNOWS WHEN HE STARTS MAN HANDLING (CHOKING, SMACKING AND YANKING)ME THEN I START CALLING MYSELF ALL KINDS OF NASTY DICK HUNGRY SO AND SOS. MOST WOMEN CRINGE AT THE THOUGHT OF A 6'9 GIANT CRAMMING THEIR DICK AS FAR AS IT CAN GO INSIDE- BUT AFTER I GET TO A CERTAIN POINT, I START DEMANDING IT DEEPER AND HARDER TILL HE CANT TAKE ANYMORE.
AND HERE I AM WITH AN ACHING GUT BUT I ACTUALLY WANT MORE!

I see you've been listening to that FACEOFF joint! LOL

As far as pillow talk I can take it light or rough. I like nasty better than the light stuff. I don't like to be called names (bitch/hoe....If that his thing then we can meet at nigga or MOFO...that's just me) other than that I am down 4 whuteva!!

perverted monk

Didn't help that I was just listening to some def poetry jam and when I read this...
I read it like a poem. It had rhythm and it flowed.
I wonder what it would sound like if you read it out loud.

re: things being said....
Well that depends, it's cold right now soo I'd like to be intense, not too many words just doing. yeah, that would be more like it. (but that ain't happening cos I've got the flu and it hurts to sneeze right now)

Okay, do y'all remember that epsiode of Sex and the City where Miranda was having trouble talking dirty? And when she finally did get comfortable, she was talking all nasty and told the guy that he loved it when she put her finger in his ass? LMAO!! Then he has the nerve to look at her like she crossed the line...

For me, it's like we have to have a comfort zone. Certain guys make you want to do and say certain things. Certain guys I want to strip for and others that I want to strip for me...

@ slimting: - I feel you about getting TOO nasty. You say some shit and then it's that awkward look...

Wow............., As I lay back and enjoy the sensations from your techniques, my feet are trailing your back, one hand has a hand full of your locs while the other one is squeezing my orbs (stole that description from you) Before I climax to the land of oblivion my back arches to the perfect angle and my juices flows. For a moment you lay there nestled between my legs waiting for my body to calm down and gather my senses....................2B CONTINUED

Wow............., As I lay back and enjoy the sensations from your techniques, my feet are trailing your back, one hand has a hand full of your locs while the other one is squeezing my orbs (stole that description from you) Before I climax to the land of oblivion, my back arches to the perfect angle and my juices flows. For a moment you lay there nestled between my legs waiting for my body to calm down and gather my senses....................

I guess I'm the only one that likes to talk shit in the bed lol

For some reason when I have sex I'm all about the word "Fuck"..and if you are real good you may get called "Daddy". But yeah, when its me its no holds barred lol

See, this ish aint right...Got a sista all hot and bothered!! Glad I read this before going to bed, on second thought, maybe not.

As for the assignment, I love to talk ish. I will say "Daddy" and all that. If it is real good, I will sing the Star Spangled Banner and cook breakfast (yes, I am that woman).

oh my.... wow.. it's 2 early 2 be readin ish like that! but u definitely got my blood flowing in certain areas & my thoughts racing about what's gonna be going down tomorrow when get home.

december 16th = i'm gonna b back in the United States!!! Miss Beeh will be getting 4.5 months worth of pent up sexual energy outta my body!!!!!!

thanx Xilla for your blogs & entertaining my mind (& hormones). lol.

~umm hmm, clear my throat"
YOU aint RIGHT Xilla', I'm at home trying to get ready for a family portrait and THIS is where you DIRECT me. Into EROTICA.
Call me "CANT GET RIGHT" cause NOW I need some and I MEAN that LITERALLY.
I AM not a TALKER. No really sure why. I don't have time to concentrate on TALKING with the possibility of a STUDDER or maybe just sounding PLAIN ig-nant. How ever I DO liked to be TALKED to. You can SAY WHATEVER you want and "I'm loving it" Just don't ask me any questions that require more than one syllable for an answer because that causes TOO MUCH distraction and I NEED TO Be dedicated to MY "SELF" time.

Oh my goodness, I am at work squirming in my chair looking over my shoulder to make sure nobody is reading this.... SMH that was dangerous......

what I like said to me is...whispers of some real freaky shit you wanna do to me...or you want me to do to you. If you doing it right all i do is moan but when i am getting mine I talk shit

yumm .. hot as the vegas sun! i like to talk and be talked to .. it entices the fantasy for both ..

Nothing is too nasty as long as you don't start talking bout shitting and pissing on people...

My favorite is "Eat that dick girl....good girl" I love when he calls me good girl after I swallow him and his essence.

When I am climaxing, I can hardly formulate too many sentences so it may go like this..." Get it, get it, get it"....or "ohhh, my dick, I love my dick, my dick, my dick my dick"....mostly I grunt like a wild animal....grrrrrr

I've been trying to with hold from sex for a while now and frankly it's hard. It's the weekend I don't have to work and frankly I'm horny as hell. I was going to break my hold out and sign an Alex Rodriguez type contract this weekend (275 Million) but plans changed. I mean I had a lot of stuff planned.

I find that you can mix fucking and romance like Kool-Aid Powder, Water and Sugar and it taste lovely. I planned on putting my face in the Kitty, licking her lower lips softly, teasing them, tracing them with my tongue. I wanted to taste her sweetness as it dripped on my lips. I knew the coochie would have been prettier than Jasmine Guy, in Harlem Nights. I wanted to do this trick I do, where I go from top to bottom and give ultimate pleasure. Stimulating the bottom and moving up, switching speeds, tongue fucking the insides and sucking on the clit, while pulling my head back and it still attached to my mouth. Massage my finger on the roof of it. All while laying in front of a lit fireplace, on a saturday night, which it was forecast to rain. But now that's not going to happen.

I wanted to slide into her tunnel ever so softly, embraced in a long passionate kiss, my freshly washed hands, smooth never rough, caressing her face, towards her hair. Only to slide back down towards her chin and down to her neck as I grabber her throat with enough pressure she could feel me choke her as I started to pound her pussy with Long deep strokes. Every Inch of my nice sized ManXilla crashing towards the bottom of her pussy as I say some of the dirtiest things you could imagine. Tell her how I want to fuck her, Tell her how good her pussy is, shout demands for her to work this dick, and take it like the bitch she is. Demand her to tell me she likes it, utter out directions in a she can barely talk type of way. I wanted to hear her tell me to cum for her, as I told her to shut the fuck up i'll come when I'm ready to cum. I wanted to make her cum, scream out a loud confirmation she has reached the promise land. I wanted to give it to her with the power of my man bat so hard she would have swore I was on that stuff they claim Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens was on. Yeah I was going to fuck the shit out of her.

Unfortunately none of these things will happen this weekend. So I won't get to hear the best acappella music known to man right before he fucks a woman until she passes out, only to wake her up by eating her out to fuck her back to sleep and then fall asleep himself... Only to be awaken by the most beautiful girl he's ever seen giving him head. Yeah I'm on her Bra Strap She's On My Dick... Ain't nothing wrong with that... That's My Bitch!!!

What Type of Things Do You Like Said To You During Sex? What Things Do You Say?

yeah....i was actually thinking there would be music listed....but i'm not gonna trip on the natural love sounds...not really sure if there is specific things that are preferred, long as it doesnt sound like a cheap porno i'm cool....