Perverted Monk Daily: Homeschool 1 -- Daycare 0
Courtesy of JLM, Inc PRINCESS BRIANA
Because I am not a morning person, to help me wake up some mornings I will hop on the phone with my home girl to discuss the news headlines. My home girl ran across the Jamie Lynn Spears announcement again for some reason she was a little shocked about that situation. I wasn't but that's me. My home girl proceeds to tell me about a couple she know whose 4 year old almost single handedly drove her daddy crazy in his thirty-somethings.
Preface: I studied Psychology for a short time in college and there are a number of reports in pediatric journals regarding babies' and toddler's natural tendency to explore themselves. It is documented as part of the psychosexual learning process of children to understand their body. Some argue that hindering a child from this natural process may result in the child's inability to be comfortable or accepting of themselves sexually later in life. I am sure in this case Daddy's response would be,”Dayum a psychosexual process my child has no business coming home from preschool expecting a sexual dialogue happen.” I can understand that parental argument , which is why more parents are researching options to homeschool their child(ren).
Daddy and his little girl are riding home from daycare and baby girl says, "Look Daddy I gotta Dick! Wanna see?" Daddy lost his mind and control of the car for a moment, but he regained his composure in enough time to ask baby girl to repeat what she said, "I gotta Dick! See!" and proceeds to play with herself." Daddy resorted to one of those, "Parent in the front -- child's in the back buckled up, and can't get away" ass whippings!
Now, he is upset and distraught because he whipped baby girl out of anger not because she intentionally did something wrong. He pulls in the drive way looking like Casper the Dingy Ghost, Momma’s worried because her man looks extra ashy for no reason, baby girl is upset, and it was all because a 4 year old came from pre-k excited about genitals she doesn’t have. So, Daddy is second guessing his parenting, where they went wrong, maybe they should've home schooled, baby girl doesn't even have breasts and peach fuzz yet, and the opportunity to put the fear of God in a young man to protect his little princess has been taken away. Daddy is scarred and will always play that question in the back of his mind as he drops his little girl off to learn her ABC's, 123's and the birds and the bees. What the birds and bees are not how they reproduce. FAST FORWARD>>>

We see our children developing rapidly, physically! I makes no sense for a 7-year old to have breast and tail. Even if they are "stacked" at an early age; unfortunately, some parents are not monitoring their children's clothing. In addition to not being careful about when and where they are engaging in sexual relations with their significant other. This same daycare had to have a conference with the parents because a little boy was caught trying to give oral gratification to a little girl in his class (pants down and all). When the teacher asked the child who showed him how to do "it" he said, "That is what [BLEEP] (the boyfriend) does to ma on the couch!" HUH? In front of the child? WTF? I'm through.
Do you think the parents of baby girl should have been upset? What would you have done if it happened with your child, or has it happened already? Here is an intersting article about Pediatric Study X-Rated Movie Exposure and Adolescents. Do you agree?
~perverted monk is the sweetesttreat ever!
citations:
Princess Briana Fairytale courtesy of JLM, Inc., (www.justlikeme.com)
Gina M. Wingood, S., MPH, P. Ralph J. Diclemente, et al. (2001). "Exposure to X-Rated Movies and Adolescents' Sexual and Contraceptive-Related Attitudes and Behaviors " Offical Journal of the American Academy of Pediatrics 107(5): 1116-1119.
Comments
R u kidding me, OMG!
Posted by: Alex | December 19, 2007 09:04 PM
no seriously! this isn't the first I've heard of situations like this in daycare. Children come to the center telling all their parent's business!
~perverted monk
Posted by: thesweetesttreat ever! | December 20, 2007 01:21 AM