Dayum....a condom. I would beat her azz.lol. Or put the condom in her moth and fukk the shit out of her. lol( i'm crazy)
Ok i haven't been caught per sey. However, assumptions has always taken place.

LMAO!!! Ain't that some shit? She takin a shower all tryna freshen up and she didn't feel a little piece of latex swimmin around inside? Unless she be usin that for storage purposes lol. But that is mos definitely a funny way to get caught. Hopefully her boy was on that Kanye West tip: "I'll NEVER hit a girl, but I'll shake the SHIT out of you"

omg lmao that's horrible.... I'm thinking didn't she check the condom to make sure it didnt break?? Or when she was freshing up feel something or notice if she cleaned herself really well... omg thats so bad lol.... I never cheated but have been cheated on....I found out when his fiance showed up on my birthday I was in high school at the time and he was 18....so that was bad.... but not as bad as that story lol...

I've heard a story similar to this. Only it was peice of condom because the condom busted. The whole situation got very ugly. That's messed up but at least she attemped to protect herself. I have trouble understanding how is it that when he pulled out he didn't say something about not seeing the condom anymore. Or how she didn't notice that he didn't have to pull off a condom.

I take the thing,turn it
inside out and jam it back in her!!!

Sunshyne i thought the same thing... lol same thing!!!

nikz

rob you're a wild boy!! i can see you doing thay

Don i feel you bruh i know i would have blacked... shake the ish out of her!! lol i guess he ddi that

JUST NASTAY! I WOULDDA HAD A SMOOTH LIE- SOMETHING LIKE I USED MY DILDO WITH A CONDOM ON IT! BABY ALL THAT JUICE IS MINE, NOW PUT YOUR MOUTH BACK DOWN THERE AND DO SOMETHING SPECIAL!
YEAH- SOMETHING LIKE THAT!

sup xilla,

that story is crazy. she showered and all that shih and STILL had a rubber inside of her? YUCK, she cude hav just sed she was using an adult toy to please herself and put a rubber on it. or she cude hav sed she placed it in there so he cude get str8t to friggin w/o having to open up a condom haha

that has to be just down right embarrassing...have to wonder about her hygiene, tho...thought that when women showered or washed up that was always one of the main areas of concern...

JUST NASTAY! I WOULDDA HAD A SMOOTH LIE- SOMETHING LIKE I USED MY DILDO WITH A CONDOM ON IT! BABY ALL THAT JUICE IS MINE, NOW PUT YOUR MOUTH BACK DOWN THERE AND DO SOMETHING SPECIAL!
YEAH- SOMETHING LIKE THAT!

Posted by: MAMA | December 6, 2007 11:05 AM

My thoughts exactly.

I never got caught, but there were speculations. I did catch my ex cheating. His jump off called our apartment and asked for him. I gave him the phone, let him talk to her, then asked him if he was f'ing her. He said yes. When he told me this, all I saw was red (remember Beloved??). To keep myself from getting a murder charge, I went back to doing my hair and told his triflig ass to get out. He didn't move, so I packed his shyt and drove him to her house, and told him to get out.

MAMA you're so nassy!! lol

this has happened to me b4 and i was just like "damn where did that come from" i was so embarrassed. but he still wanted to screw so we did.

u can get passed it.

but i laughed about that for years.

i think das horrible. and forget tryna fuck over him..das no respect for urself and quite unhealthy might i add..

haha Thats just wrong... This is like the worst thing ever!! Ever!!

Britanny I concur it is.. i don't trust em... none of them

Cass That's gangster I think i love you!! lol

Xilla, that is not the half- after that he was stalking me. He would sit outside my apartment, hoping he could get a glimpse of me. I would come outside and wave at him. He would call me all the times, saying how much he missed me -yada, yada, yada. Eventually, I told him I was tired of him and his BS and that it would be best he married her. He did.

BTW-I love you too, boo! LOL.

HOLY SHIT!!! I am not an advocate of domestic violence.. but she would have been the poster child for a "no this nasty bitch didn't" beat down! I agree with the others, I would have turned it inside out and shoved tht shit back in!.. I guess.. at least he knew she used protection.. but GOTDAMMIT!!

that is fucking hilarious

i included this story in a "Creamy links" post. it's jus that good!!

The classiest thing would have been for her to walk away but I guess she didn't wanna leave him but she wanted to get even.

HE DESERVED IT as he did it first. Whatever the case that relationship doesn't sound to healthy

F*ck that. This is about to get ganked tomorrow in my friday linkage...lmao

Afro - Thanks... Creamy fits the whole mood of this blog.. But thanks for the linkage lol

Necole - Gank Me baby!!!

Bess - I thought the same exact thing when my friend was telling me the story b/c she'e playing w/ people lifes... well they both are playing with each other's lives... they need to boyz II men it and meet at the end of the road.

CTFU

damn .. i can't even imagine it that crazy! some women may holler but i learned a long time ago if you're with someone - trust enough to not go through their business .. cellie, wallet ect .. cause you can't judge what's past and present .. and always make sure when the man pulls out; you see where the condom is .. lmao - another reason for celibacy! have a good wend xilla; you're missed! in iowa this wend with obama and oprah ~ watch msnbc!

I woulda stuck my size 12 foot up her twat and fucked her wit it, i wish a girl would do that dumb shit...

*ROFL* DAYUM! That's some shyt. She didn't clean up right. That is hilarious.

I...just don't know...what to say about that....

That's just dayum nastee!

LOL... I wish I could've seen his face!!!!!! LMFAO. Sweet revenge. If she got outta there with her life and no bruises then it was even better than him not knowing.

Cristin you're Evil!!! lol LMAO!!!

lol that same shit happened to my cousin....when i heard dat i told her everything in the dark comes to light and 2 wrongs never make a right lol she said she didn't know how it got there lmao! yea right.....dont do the crime.....u might leave dna behind lol!