Level one - Mcdonalds and My place

My boy, Real and I came up w/ this "game plan" back in 97. We were broke college students w/ Blackplanet pages and a fetish for picking up girls at the mall. One summer night after coming from a Party at Rutgers we headed back to his dorm drunk and sweaty from the party at one of the student centers. There was more E&J to be drank and no TV so we did the next best thing... Logged on to Blackplanet. Real meet a cutie, but the liquor in me told me that his cutie needed to be my cutie. So I memorized the name, drank some water and drove home. Once I got home I logged onto to BP typed in the name, sent a note and had plans to see said cutie that Wednesday. I know what you're thinking Wednesday? Ah there is a method to my madness once I picked her up there isn't much you can do on a Wednesday so I said lets get a bite to eat. We rolls up to a mcdonalds order a 2 Big Mac combos and headed back to my place. Once there we exchanged small talk, did a little play fighting and one thing lead to another next thing I know she had her ankles on her neck cursing and shouting the name of our Lord and savior over R&B songs dancing out of my Radio. Nothing fancy, straight to the point M&M level 1 Mcdonalds and My Place.

Level 2 - Movies and More Movies

One night while hanging w/ another one of my boys we decided to holla at the chicks we meet at the mall. We picks them up and hits up a late movie over in Amboy. We had a long discussion in the car on whether we were going to pay for them or not. We were just joking b/c we both new we would be doing the paying but it made for laughs and something else to do that didn't involve purple. Fast forward to buying our tickets, my boy pulls out a knot of about 2 g's cash I just pay w/ a 100 dollar bill. I don't know why but it just seemed like the baller thing to do, b/c I had a 20 on me but I couldn't pay w/ a 20 after he pulled out a wad of cash and looks like the newest rap star on the Negro channel. I wouldn't be the Skee-lo to his Jay-Z. About a half hour into the movie I noticed them all cuddled up, Knowing M&M level 2 was about to go down I made my move I asked my date to come w/ me to get a refill, after the refill we exchange small talk and before going back into our movie we decide to movie hop into the 10pm showing of the latest kids movie that came out. Inside the near empty theater it's goes down, my Man tool Stabbed her throat and sprinkled her throat lawn w/ baby batter. We arrived back into our original movie just in time to see the hero of the movie achieve victory.

Level 3 - Meal & Motel

Normally this is something you do w/ your girl or a girl you really like. But on this particular occasion I wanted to get it so I got it. I took her to a fairly decent restaurant. We enjoyed appetizers, a main Dish and dessert. Exchanged great conversation and had a few drinks along the way. Our first date which was never supposed to be any level of M&M just turned into level 3. We go to the Motel and it's going down I give her a tongue spanking which made her pull the sheets off the bed and slide the mattress damn near off the box spring. Realizing it had already went to far why stop there? We rounded 2nd headed for 3rd and she was waving a brother home. Rock hard I entered her, and let just say we didn't make love... WE FUCKED! I mean what else were we pose to do? Me on Top, Me hitting it from the back, Her on top, then her collapsing on top of me. We had fun that night!

All in all there is a science to pulling off a successful M&M

Knowing the girl-You should get a feel for her

Knowing which M to play-Sometimes it's Movie and Motel, or Meal and My place...

Knowing when to go all out-There is no need for Motel, for the Mcdonald or level 1 M if you do that you should turn in your player card b/c the last M can also stand for My Car

Which M&M would you Do? Let the Forum Begin!!!