So I thought about the 5 dumbest lawsuits ever filed in America.

5 - 1991, Richard Overton sued Anheuser-Busch for false and misleading advertising. He stated that he lost $100,000, endured mental stress, and emotional issue b/c he thought driving a bud light truck would make beautiful woman appear out of nowhere.

4. 1995 a man actually sued himself for 5 million dollars claiming he violated his civil rights. He claims that he got drunk and commited crimes which landed him in jail. So while serving his 23 year sentence he sued himself and expected the state to pay the 5 million since he couldn't earn an income. Genius. I think I'm going to sue myself for writing blogs that make me horny and causing me to run up in the bartender and stripper at the club, and numerous other stingy women who couldn't bring me to the "promise land" if you know what I mean.

3. Columbine High - Some of the families of the victims decided they wanted money for their pain and suffering so who did they sue? No not the parents of Dylan and Eric but the video game makers. Claiming that were it not for movies including The Basketball Diaries and videos games including Doom, Duke Nukem, Quake, Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, Mech Warrior, Wolfenstein, Redneck Rampage, Final Fantasy, and Nightmare Creatures, the massacre would not have occurred. Sure, Bad parenting doesn't exist in Columbine. It's called displine people Beat your fucking kids!! Beat them Real Good.

2. Industry Rule #3080 Record Company people are shady!!! In 2005 The RIAA (Record Industry sued an Woman who died a year earlier for having illegally downloading over 700 songs from napster. Other notable lawsuits included a 12 year old girl who ended up owing 2,000 to the RIAA. And they say I'm the Bad Guy.

1. Mickey D's Food Folks and Fun... Mcdonald's Coffee is hot, but hotter than most these clowns were serving their coffee so hot that it caused 3rd degree burns. A 79 year old woman spilled it on herself and spent 8 days in the hospital and only wanted The clown burger people to pay her bills, they refused and sparked all these other riduclous lawsuits. So shouts to Micky D's for allowing the world to sue for anything.