1. Make Stuff Up - One thing I like to do when I encounter a drunk girl is talk real slow and say the same thing over and over again, but make sure that the same thing you keep saying is a totally unrealistically LIE. I once told this drunk girl with yellow teeth that I was The Vice President of The Lifestyle Condom Company in New Jersey and i was here on business. Told her I wrote 7 best selling books for the new york times on how to roll and dispose a condom properly. She ate it up big time, like a fat kid at a Buffet. She wanted to give me her number bad so I gave her a random card in my wallet told her to write her number on the back, and then handed her the same card as my card.

2. Ask Them Stuff - Not even an episode of Dave Chappelle is as funny as interviewing a drunk person but here is the key, you have to ask them the most outlandish questions on the face of the earth like "If you were a Chicken with Super Powers what would you use for transportation since chickens don't fly"

3. Sleep With Them - The look on their face when they wake up with a hangover, and no idea of who you are... Priceless. No I'm just joking, never sleep with a drunk person b/c you might end up in a semi 2 girls 1 cup situation if you know what I mean. Nothing is worst than getting thrown up on.

How Do you Handle The Drunk Person?