3 Signs Of Good P*SSY
Pic Yanked From Crunk & Disorderly
Quote of the Day: Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse. He will go to any length for it-risk fortune, character, reputation, life itself.
But is it worth it?
I've always had a good judge of character, with the exception of that crazy chick but that's neither here nor there. Yesterday I was talking to a friend of mine who's in awe of this woman at work. Now no doubt she's flyer than fly but she has hairy arms so that just turns me off. But I can tell she has some good coochie! How can I tell well there are some signs that will tip you off to whose got good snatch. A while back Leah (The 1.U.N.V.) wrote a blog about who had good or a big "manxilla" she gave some signs to tell who does and who doesn't. So to honor her blog I too will come up w/ a list and some signs to tell who has that "Butter Love" "In Those Jeans" (That's right only Xilla can finish a blog using Next and Ginuwine songs)
You Are What You Eat
One of the standard first dates is taking your new interest out to eat. If you didn't know this is a good way to tell if your woman knows how to FUCK! Notice how she orders her meal or even if she had some sort of say on what restaurant you take her. Now I know most women like to have the guy decide but if she gave some sort of input then that's a plus. Avoid the "I don't know what I want to do" boos and keep the I would love some West Indian right about now! A women who knows what she want is more likely to be active in bed and not just lay there and let you do all the work. Pay attention and you might not be the doing all the work, while she is on her back screaming keep going I'm about to cum for 40 minutes... Hurry up already!
5 In the morning... Hotline
Pay attention to what she has to say, if you find yourself extremely entertained by her conversation and it sort of feels like you're having a conversation with yourself. (she says the same type of things you say) then chances are you two will have great sex. That good ole monkey love and we all like monkey love. If you are a fast talker and she can keep up with you then chances are she can keep up with you in the bed as well. And don't forget the non verbal clues like if you 2 are at dinner and you give her the once over and lick your lips and she does this thing w/ her fork playing with it slowly as she eats her food. Oh yeah you got a winner. You be doing The Nashville Nixon Nostradamus
(A slang term for when a female predicts the exact time of orgasm during sex while you give two peace signs as your signal of dominance. May enhance the act by shaking jowls and yelling, "I'm not a crook" as you hit it from the back) in no time. Don't be surprised if she has you screaming her name.
Sitting In A Tree...
Kissing is another tell tale sign of good pussy. There are numerous ways to kiss: there is the peck, the licking of the lips, the bottom lips sucking, the tongue tug o war, the tongue joust match, tongue fighting... I can go on all day but kissing is so much more than that if she is running her hands through your locks, rubbing your back, and face, as you caress her body as well, switching her up tongue movement. Sorry I got a little carried away guys pay attention if she presses her girl lumps against you while you two are tongue wrestling then she's great in bed. Tight Jeans, shirts that only cover her tits, cleavage exposed and if the pictures on her page look like BET at noon then that only tells you she's going to fuck doesn't mean she can. Nothing is worst then meeting a bad chick thicker than grandma's biscuit dough with bad pussy! It sucks trust me I know.
So men who do you think has good Pussy?
Ladies do you agree with the list? Who do you think has the goods?
Tonights Show How To Tell Good P*$$Y
Listen tonight at 8 eastern The Freshest Radio Show on The NET!!!
FWNBTD Promo 6
Add to My Profile | More Videos
Comments
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE WAY SHE WALKS, THIS IS ONE I HEAR ALL THE TIME, GUYS SWEAR THEY CAN TELL BY THE WALK!
Posted by: La'Keya | December 17, 2007 10:23 AM
Yeah the walk is mean... but i messed w/ some models who had a hell of a walk who just couldn't do the do!! Couldn't move couldn't do much of anything!! lol
Posted by: BlogXilla | December 17, 2007 10:26 AM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE WAY SHE WALKS, THIS IS ONE I HEAR ALL THE TIME, GUYS SWEAR THEY CAN TELL BY THE WALK!
Posted by: La'Keya | December 17, 2007 10:33 AM
I am in FULL agreement with this list..kissing is a good sign, because it's so intimate and if she isn't fluid in initial intimacy, what's the deal below the waist? co-signing on the walk too.. and what about the way she dances? I mean.. that's what I do.. I dance on it! so watch the hips, the arch in her back, her balance, is she in control of her body when she moves? XILLA, do you think good pussy is about the "equipment" or the "performance"?
Posted by: Oh My GOODENess | December 17, 2007 10:44 AM
I am in FULL agreement with this list..kissing is a good sign, because it's so intimate and if she isn't fluid in initial intimacy, what's the deal below the waist? co-signing on the walk too.. and what about the way she dances? I mean.. that's what I do.. I dance on it! so watch the hips, the arch in her back, her balance, is she in control of her body when she moves? XILLA, do you think good pussy is about the "equipment" or the "performance"?
Posted by: Oh My GOODENess | December 17, 2007 10:45 AM
Lawd, I know exactly where I want to eat and I'm still a lazy lay.
Posted by: Necole Bitchie | December 17, 2007 11:52 AM
What's up with my comments not showing up??
Posted by: Necole Bitchie | December 17, 2007 11:54 AM
I find that very hard to believe Necole Very HARD!!!
Posted by: BlogXilla | December 17, 2007 12:20 PM
YOu sho DID forget ABOUT the WALK she walks and I "SHO GOT IT"...
Posted by: Tianna | December 17, 2007 12:37 PM
Kissing has to be it...... But I dont know i dont fuck with p*ssy LOL
Posted by: SweetCaliBerry | December 17, 2007 12:44 PM
Tianna I think it's more of your stance than walk!! lol I can tell by your poses alone you got the good like madeline woods.
Posted by: BlogXilla | December 17, 2007 12:50 PM
My tell tale sign is any woman who can pull off the Alabama Ass Arch. That is a motion in which a chick gyrates her triple thick ass until her body becomes a perpendicular or acute angle. They can't have bad cooch. lol
Posted by: Muhammad | December 17, 2007 01:23 PM
I'm not sure if any of these tell-tell signs work, for instance, just b/c a guy has big feet or big hands
Posted by: work wit me | December 17, 2007 03:39 PM
Hey Work With me. Nothing on earth is a constant... nothing not the patriots, not BET playing ignorance not even anything i say. But most of the time... i would say these work. And not meaning that the pussy is good but rather the sex. it tends to tell if you have someone who'll be active in bed or just lay there. But thanks for stopping by. What do you think is a good way to tell or what would work in trying to figure out if the sex will be good?
Posted by: BlogXilla | December 17, 2007 03:42 PM
xilla, what happened to the rest of my entry
Posted by: work wit me | December 17, 2007 03:45 PM
i'm not sure if i think kissing is one. i'm not really a kisser, but i am affectionate. there are LOTS of other ways to be intimate and affectionate with your man without ever locking lips. i say its these people...the creative ones who find clever ways to get their man (or woman) READY for the do...that most likely have some yumminess down below.
Posted by: vanessa | December 17, 2007 03:54 PM
Ma, you forgot about the eyes. Many guys fail to pay attention to this; however, how a woman looks at you can be a dead giveaway in whether she truly knows how to lay it down. That man just has to know what to look for.
Posted by: Gentle Soldier | December 17, 2007 03:57 PM
LMAO! I would like to add on how she eats the food too. If she eats it like it's her last meal your in for a good time.
Posted by: Mike | December 17, 2007 04:06 PM
"I would like to add on how she eats the food too. If she eats it like it's her last meal your in for a good time."- Mike
What do eating like it's your last, gotta do with a fun time? I would think it condusive to bad manners. Sumbody 'Splain?
Dudes that adjust themselves a certain way, 9 out of 10 is swangin'! HOWEVER, Swangin' doesn't matter if there is no passion in the push! Kissin' is my first physical signal alerting me to how passionate a guy is...I am a kissin' whore anyway (NON-PDA)!
~perverted monk
Posted by: the sweetesttreat ever! | December 17, 2007 05:26 PM