Lawsuits and Roaches
MTV is reporting...
Remy Ma, friend Makeda Barnes-Joseph has filed a $10 million civil lawsuit against her, according to Reuters. Remy Ma (real name: Reminisce Smith) is accused of shooting Barnes-Joseph in July after a dispute that took place on a street in New York.
Remy been in a lot of crap lately. From eating someone's box to being denied the right to leave the country but this... I swear I am a liberal to the heart but sometimes we have just too much freedom in this country. Didn't this chick steal like a dollar from Remy? I mean maybe Remy should counter sue for the hookup on stolen cable and the proper technique to get rid of roaches. Because we all know that ghetto chicks know how to rid an apartment of roaches.
So I thought about the 5 dumbest lawsuits ever filed in America.
5 - 1991, Richard Overton sued Anheuser-Busch for false and misleading advertising. He stated that he lost $100,000, endured mental stress, and emotional issue b/c he thought driving a bud light truck would make beautiful woman appear out of nowhere.
4. 1995 a man actually sued himself for 5 million dollars claiming he violated his civil rights. He claims that he got drunk and commited crimes which landed him in jail. So while serving his 23 year sentence he sued himself and expected the state to pay the 5 million since he couldn't earn an income. Genius. I think I'm going to sue myself for writing blogs that make me horny and causing me to run up in the bartender and stripper at the club, and numerous other stingy women who couldn't bring me to the "promise land" if you know what I mean.
3. Columbine High - Some of the families of the victims decided they wanted money for their pain and suffering so who did they sue? No not the parents of Dylan and Eric but the video game makers. Claiming that were it not for movies including The Basketball Diaries and videos games including Doom, Duke Nukem, Quake, Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, Mech Warrior, Wolfenstein, Redneck Rampage, Final Fantasy, and Nightmare Creatures, the massacre would not have occurred. Sure, Bad parenting doesn't exist in Columbine. It's called displine people Beat your fucking kids!! Beat them Real Good.
2. Industry Rule #3080 Record Company people are shady!!! In 2005 The RIAA (Record Industry sued an Woman who died a year earlier for having illegally downloading over 700 songs from napster. Other notable lawsuits included a 12 year old girl who ended up owing 2,000 to the RIAA. And they say I'm the Bad Guy.
1. Mickey D's Food Folks and Fun... Mcdonald's Coffee is hot, but hotter than most these clowns were serving their coffee so hot that it caused 3rd degree burns. A 79 year old woman spilled it on herself and spent 8 days in the hospital and only wanted The clown burger people to pay her bills, they refused and sparked all these other riduclous lawsuits. So shouts to Micky D's for allowing the world to sue for anything.
Upon my return, my mother and sister was sitting in the living room. My sister in her 4ft 10 frame said o0o0o you're in trouble. My mother proceed to pull something out of her lap. Yep you guest it, my VHS tape, Black Nurses 4. I was so embarrassed. My heart dropped as my mother cursed me out and my sister explained that I actually left it playing in the VCR, and how lucky i was that she was the first person upstairs b/c what if her kids would have seen it. My mother took my tape and told me to go to my room and that she would trash my porn tape. Needless to say My favorite porn was gone for about a week until one day I come home and find it neatly sitting on the pillow of my bed. I guess they just wanted to watch it, or respected my taste in smut. I was back in the living room Stroking first free chance I had!
One of the standard first dates is taking your new interest out to eat. If you didn't know this is a good way to tell if your woman knows how to FUCK! Notice how she orders her meal or even if she had some sort of say on what restaurant you take her. Now I know most women like to have the guy decide but if she gave some sort of input then that's a plus. Avoid the "I don't know what I want to do" boos and keep the I would love some West Indian right about now! A women who knows what she want is more likely to be active in bed and not just lay there and let you do all the work. Pay attention and you might not be the doing all the work, while she is on her back screaming keep going I'm about to cum for 40 minutes... Hurry up already!
Pay attention to what she has to say, if you find yourself extremely entertained by her conversation and it sort of feels like you're having a conversation with yourself. (she says the same type of things you say) then chances are you two will have great sex. That good ole monkey love and we all like monkey love. If you are a fast talker and she can keep up with you then chances are she can keep up with you in the bed as well. And don't forget the non verbal clues like if you 2 are at dinner and you give her the once over and lick your lips and she does this thing w/ her fork playing with it slowly as she eats her food. Oh yeah you got a winner. You be doing The Nashville Nixon Nostradamus
Kissing is another tell tale sign of good pussy. There are numerous ways to kiss: there is the peck, the licking of the lips, the bottom lips sucking, the tongue tug o war, the tongue joust match, tongue fighting... I can go on all day but kissing is so much more than that if she is running her hands through your locks, rubbing your back, and face, as you caress her body as well, switching her up tongue movement. Sorry I got a little carried away guys pay attention if she presses her girl lumps against you while you two are tongue wrestling then she's great in bed. Tight Jeans, shirts that only cover her tits, cleavage exposed and if the pictures on her page look like BET at noon then that only tells you she's going to fuck doesn't mean she can. Nothing is worst then meeting a bad chick thicker than grandma's biscuit dough with bad pussy! It sucks trust me I know. 
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