Stingy Pt 3 [Half]
On Monday, The girl who does my hair showed her stinginess to the hundredth power. She stole a measly $4.50 from my house. The only reason I even found out was b/c I offered to buy her a beer. To which she replied oh I took your money earlier. WTF? I find that a lot but not all females have this sort of sick fascination with money. It borders on obsession. I noticed this b/c anytime there is a major celebrity divorce you can see a strange gleam in the eyes of females all over the globe proud that one of them made it. Watch, as you’re out in the world today, tell a woman that Juanita Jordan just won the mansion, the kids and 168 millions dollars in the divorce settlement from Michael “Air” Jordan as watch their eye twitch and glisten.
Money is the reason Guys like 50 Cent, Flavor Flav, J. Holiday, Jeezy and numerous other ugly ass dudes get pussy. Females panties get wet b/c of an extra few O’s they think are in the back account. B/c if any of these dudes weren’t rappers… They just be the dirty mail room clerk at your job who keeps trying to hit on you at the lunch counter.
Even if you’re out at the clubs you’ll see a skinny looking dude who looks like Rich Boy Selling That and The dude from The Gods Must Be Crazy’s love child surrounded by woman b/c he’s pushing a Denali, rocking a gold chain and his sneakers resemble a bag of tropical skittles and it matches his other clothes.
These are a few of the reasons why I am trying to instill some sort of values in my daughters b/c If I don’t their friends will have them become an evil materialistic wench, who is out for a buck b/c they can’t make one on their own. Maury owes this innate sixth sense to sniff out money to his whole career, money hungry woman looking to score a big one b/c letting a dude give them back shots in a club hoping to cash in on that big child support check. Listen just b/c I was a whore for the moment doesn’t mean your bastard child gets to go to Harvard b/c I’m a successful, basketball player, radio jock or etc. Go to Howard, little Billy. One lust filled night shouldn’t get someone a life long ticket to easy street.
