If I ever come in contact with the parent that paid $2,400 for A dayum Hanna Montana Ticket, I hereby promise here forthwith to beat their tails until the white meat, red meat, black and blue meat show! Da hell are they thinking? Maxing out credit cards, mortgaging homes, and a bunch of other foolishness to take their child to see Mylie Cyrus' alter ego Hanna Montana!

She doesn't even have blonde hair this is how she really looks!

It's all a lie!!

I like the corny show as much as the next person (shaddup!). What can $2,400 buy other than A ticket? Let's see....

3 months mortgage
1/2 year car insurance
6 months of car payments
22 months of Direct TV watching Hanna Montana on Disney
27 months of Cable TV watching Hanna Montana on Disney
40 opportunities to watch Hanna Montana on Pay per view
28 months of continuous and joyful electricity in your home

Shall I continue to think of the many other bills that could be paid in lieu of the lie I call "Hanna Montana!" I don't blame Mylie, I blame the people who keep feeding the monster I'd like to refer to as "HANNA MONTANA!!"

~Perverted Monk revealing a Financial Truth while watching Hanna Montana on FREE television erry Sat. Morning!