Sad I know, I have however had relations in the back seat I remember the exact day, New Years Day 1998 w/ a co-worker from my job path mark. Her little brother was home so we had to creep out to my 4 door Plymouth duster we got it in and I was tearing it up I must say I fulfilled my fantasy of the moment to be one w/ someone as the ball dropped until I caught a cramp!! The worst cramp I ever felt in my life maybe it was just a virgin mistake maybe not but I know it hurt like a mother chucker!

Fast Forward a few years I go over to this girls house, who happens to live w/ her mother. She invites me over, I ask where is mom? She explain she's at church and she's not coming home anytime soon. You see mom is one of those all night church goer. So the house is ours. We chill out on the couch watching a movie, sipping on some drinks having a good time. Shorty is treating me like a king. She gave me a foot massage. So I hopped up on the couch chilling big will style getting my foot rub. Drinks are done. So she get up to go refill the drinks. As she walks into the kitchen I sit on the couch feet up feeling like a king. I hear a key in the door. Its moms who walks in and sees me laying on her couch like Snoop Dog in Baby Boy. She says hi and walks to the back of the house. I shift my position quick as hell almost pulling a muscle.

She comes back in laughing and says her mom is mad cool so I wrote it off and we decide to pick up the Xbox and play a little bit of Basketball. I never played Xbox before but I know she can't beat me, sure enough I am right. She took a 10 point lead but when i got the hang of it I ended up winning by 10. Rematch of course, she picked the 80's all stars I picked like The Bobcats or somebody, I was up by 30 at halftime. So she starts cheating, Kissing on me feeling on me yada yada yada. I put the game on pause and we go at it. She doesn't want to go all the way and I'm cool w/ that but our primal emotions get the best of us. It's 2 am mom is in the room sleep. Her daughter is on the couch wearing only a bra. She says lets get on the floor so we do, and it's getting serious the ManXilla has been hard all night long and I'm about to get some head. I'm standing there holding my dick and right as i'm about to put it on her lips... A light comes on and moms walks into the living room and peeks in and looks right at me holding the ManXilla. I go soft in a milla second embarrassed as hell.

She says her moms is cool again and that she's blind. Her mom didn't say anything so maybe her mother really can't see but her moms is half nekkid herself and at 2am she goes into the kitchen. I'm thinking okay maybe she's going to get a glass of water or something so I wiggle my nekkid body under the sheet on the floor. But mom doesn't get a glass of water mom proceeds to wash her hair. I couldn't get it back up after that, well I did but I was done like 2 minutes later the mood was ruined as well as my rep. I would later make it up and get some of the best head ever... yep that toe curling type of head but my pride is still sitting in the sink of that kitchen w/ a few pieces of this ladies mother's hair.

So what was your most embarrassing experience?!!! And whats the fascination w/ the back of the whip?