If you’ve been reading my blogs you’ll remember I compared myself to my polar opposite T-Pain, due to my lust for a stripper and my friendship w/ a bartender. Anyway my bartender friend and I have been kicking it a lot lately. So last night to get me out of my funk, she suggested that we go to the strip club. I knew exactly what to do, I called the number I stole from my ex girl of the stripper we were going to bang but didn’t, and made an appointment for a private party. Again I was content to make the professional make me nut!! And boy she did the job. Her flexible frame did tricks for me that you see in videos that come on uncut late nights on the negro channel.

I should have called the number a long time ago. Her and my bartender friend made it their duty to please me. Sucking at the same time, one on the balls the other on the shaft, rotating who I stabbed w/ the dick as they laid on top of each other I enjoyed my double decker delight. Her slim frame was amazing, as if it was sketched by Michelangelo. Her muscles clenched and gripped my Xilleration as my penetration knocked on her ovaries. “I can feel it in my stomach, Damn Daddy” And a bunch of other nasty shit I like. But after this experience I still felt like okay just another day at the office.

It was remarkable but I still felt as if I was missing something. I’m stingy too I guess. So while I was in the shower I soaked and thought. The steam bounced off my body as thought after thought filled my head. I came to the conclusion that pussy will always be pussy. I’ve always got it, broken hearts to get more of it, and threw a fit when I lost it, even though I kept coochie coupons and pussy on the side. I mean there were times in my life when I actually had pussy falling out of my pockets. In the form of telephone numbers written on napkins and in my cell phone filed under the name the pussy you’ve been waiting for. Yeah right! Pussy is pussy.

My stinginess has over through the prospect of love in my heart. I wanted it all, pussy from my girl and the girls who would fuck me despite knowing I had a girl. So now that I’m single I’m going to break my hypocrisy and fast from the pussy. So from here on out I’m going to lay down the law and inform the world of the things a life long cheater has done to achieve his ultimate goal… Pussy. So if you have any questions send them to me, @ Webmaster@blogxilla.com and I’ll write a blog on the topic you want.

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