I'm sure this has happened to most of the fellows out there. Your out w/ your lady, just caught a movie, she's full from the wonderful dinner at her favorite restaurant, a little tipsy from the drinks and laughs... basically she's in the mood. And tonight isn't the night when you feel like making love, it's playoff time, and all that hard hitting has put you in the mood to FUCK!

You walk in the door grab your lady throw her over the couch and proceeds to start fucking! It's getting good, her moans are turning you on more and more, with each rocket propelled thrust, she grunts and toots her ass up just a bit. Here is the time for the Deep 9, you pull out just enough for the tip of the head to still be inside her, prepared to give her the long stroke of pain and pleasure. Only thing you pulled out a few inches too far, and you're no longer attached to her love tunnel. But the Rocket Power motion of the hips doesn't have time to cut the engine off and BAM!! You ram your Johnson right into the crease of her Booty bending it on her butt bone!!!

If that enthusiastic thrust misses it's mark, and you hear a outburst full of expletives and a pop! You need to rush him to the ER for something other then a 4 hour erection.

Men aren't the only one prone to injuries in the bedroom, ladies get hurt too. Let's say you and your man are involved in some hot and steamy sex on the floor, and you get a case of what I like to call the crawls, you know that inching back, that defines the term poetry in motion! (why do y'all do that) And 30 minutes later your back is bleeding w/ a severe case of RUG BURN.

There is also that moment when things go too fast and dude doesn't wash his hand before touching your bloggers delight, or him not showing your kitty the proper amount of attention and entering you before he's got the cat purring until it's drooling... Okay your DRY and now it's all irritated and tender and it's a wrap for the night.

So when you go out this weekend, take care of yourself... I think we need to call up Geico for some of that so easy a caveman can do it Pussy/Penis insurance. Before we end up in the ER walking w/ a limp like Dewey From Scream!

What's the worst Injury You Had During Sex?