Just Say No
So I'm sitting in the house on the phone w/ my best friend in the whole wide world. We are watching House and chatting about random things. Like the purpose for that little nine at then end of gas prices. (Which are set to go up 20 more cent) We were pretty pissed that they try to fool us b/c when you think you're paying $3.13 for gas you're really paying 3.13.9999 cent for gas and it sucks. Anyway there is a tap at my door. My eyes roll into the back of my head b/c i know it can only be one of 2 people both of which get on my COT DAMN NERVES!!! "Yo boogie, do you have any ketchup I can borrow" I give the ketchup wait until he applies a small portion on his burger and give it back. I shut my door, lock it and put the latch on the door rather loudly hoping he gets the point. 30 minutes later... knock knock knock
He comes by to borrow something else. At first I didn't mind b/c he's cool people and but it's getting out of control. You see his girlfriend came back, and I had peace. My door when untapped, my groceries stayed in my house, and I got to smoke my whole pack of newports. But recently they broke up.
As many of you know I haven't been able to sleep well lately so one night I heard a car door slam shut. I looked at the clock, booty call hour, I looked out the window and a fine dime peice was down stairs going into this apartment. Cool maybe I'll have the evening to myself. Unbothered by numerous request for shit.. like Program my remote, hangers and sheets of paper. I was actually a bit jealous b/c she was fine as all hell and I sat there thinking how this nigga... anyway I'm up playing madden and the clock reads 4am and it happens... there is a knock at my door.
"Yo Boogie you got any Toilet paper?" To which I reply "Damn dude I just gave you a roll yesterday" He laughed and said it was for the chick... Like an hour later he comes over and interupts my madden game to tell me about how he was just swimming in the pussy. Gee thanks while you're using my tp to clean bitches up I'm in the crib w/ John Madden.
Needless to say we still talk and on weekends when I have my daughter repeated knocks break the bliss of daddy daughter day. But it's getting out of hand in the past 2 days I've been asked to borrow SOAP, SOUR CREAM, A Can Opener, and Shoe Polish. Now what in his right mind would make him ask me for some fucking sour cream? Do I look like i keep stock piles of Sour Cream in my crib. He's even asking to use my apartment. One day while his girl was there he interupted another episode of House to talk on HIS Phone in my house!! DUDE you're going too far!! I need my home to do shit in my home!! So I need you're Help
