Hugs For Internet Thugs
The time has come where we shift our focus from the dude w/ the braids, pants hanging off his ass, and keeps leaning, rocking and talking way to loud and start paying attention to the overly quiet long haired kid w/ the blue eyes, trimmed w/ black eyeliner and the upside down cross on his shirt. These white kids are dangerous man!! Over in Finland, an 18-year-old gunman opened fire at his high school killing 9 people. I checked MSNBC and the headline reads a rare school shooting. WTF? Rare?!? They shoot up a school every other week. But this dude is different. He posted a warning video on Youtube. Oh I get it now, he's one of those internet thugs. We've all dealt w/ them. Some girlfriend, sending you hate mail b/c her boyfriend left you a comment, or some dude who wants to call you out of your name b/c you think Jay-Z is better than Nas. I myself have even played internet thug, over too many comments on my ex girls page.
Someone asked me what did I plan to accomplish but arguing... well I really would find the dude and bash his teeth in, totally forgetting that I would have actually paid to fly somewhere and cash in my Go Str8 to Jail card. Do not pass go, stop on boardwalk, buy a bag of weed from Baltic ave or visit your jump off on those affordable yellow blocks that nobody really wants to buy. People act like people on the computers are robots... I don't know why b/c I'm real and I have feelings and all... But anyway, I digress.
YT is shooting each other up for reasons they never explain. So Today i'm asking the media to please explain to me why in God's name are they not investigating what is causing your offspring to shoot up their damn schools? Is it something in the pot luck surprise or those extra greasy burgers they pump us with? Or the fact that they classified Ketchup as a fruit and/or vegetable.
Nonetheless this is a epidemic taking over the world, white children shooting up the place. Oh let me guess hip hop to blame for this too, right? Damn Homie!! In High School you were the man Homie Fuck happened to you. That crazy ass white kid shot me in the jawbone!
