A Shot of Reality
Last night I went to the club, normally I would have prowled the dance floor and bar for someone to bring home but my celibacy and "Best" has it so thats not even an option. So instead I came home and watched Tela Tequila's reality show. All I could think of is why? What has this chick done other than sit on myspace and collect friends that would grant her a reality show? Now I can't be mad at her hustle but for real? Can someone please explain if it's supposed to be reality TV why is the formula for all of these shows the same?
A group of socially defunct people, one gay guy or girl, one black person, a whore, a slut and one person who has no clue whatsoever of what's going on oh and let's not forget the pretty preppy white boy. I watched this train wreck and threw up a little bit in my mouth. Now I have my own idea for a reality show, like to hear about it? Well here it goes.
First you take someone and give them a job that pays them just enough to pay there bills and eat ever other day. Maybe even have their obnoxious boss who patrols the job looking for reason to act like they have some sort of say over your life. Note to the Corporation, I don't care about your profits as long as I show up, I'm only doing just enough not to get fired so I can continue to get a check so I can eat tomorrow.
Then we'll have a film crew follow them around all day long as they fuck up their bank account, try to understand the man at the bodega, liquor store and check cashing place, (Why can't we come up with a better name for these places other than check cashing place) I firmly believe that watching a person come up with different ways to eat Ramen noodles would be a lot more entertaining than someone getting a key, clock, or life saver.
Now of course you would have to have some sort of love interest. So here what I'll do, give the person like 3 lovers and watch them maneuver through lies and setting up dates. And then right when the relationship is budding and they finally invite the person over to the house the lights get shut off b/c the producers forgot to pay the bill. So film them with a night vision battery operated camera as they walk out in the middle of the night and cut the lights back on, or have a dinner date of cold ramen noodles in the dark. Now that's reality and entertainment.
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