The Drawing Power of My Nuts
Last night I had a dream that I met Rihanna, and she was facsinated w/ my nuts, she tickled them, licked them and did things I only scene Jasmine Cashmere do in porn flicks. Needless to say I woke up w/ a major hard on. So I immediatly ran to my computer to find something to handle this erection. But the geek in me took over. I found myself surfing the web to find out how the hell did we end up calling testicles... NUTS!!!
Turns out that back in the day a great king of a great land captured his enemy from a not as great kingdom, of a not as great land. He challeged him to a kicking contest and while bragging he said.. "I shall kick you that your testies will crack like ye mighty nuts.
Okay well maybe it didn't go like that but... who cares right? Right! Woman are facsinated with nuts. This bag of squishy skin, hurts when you kick it, feels amazing when you lick it, and sometimes produce a foul stench that men don't get half of the complaints that women get for smelling foul. The reproductive system lets us make babies. In the reproductive system, Nuts are called gonads. Well My GoNads are huge.
Sometimes I have to do this skittle wiggle to get my nuts to sit properly in my pants. I dream to straddle a woman, and drop my nuts in a girls mouth. oops did I just write that in public? oh well. Here is my poem
Nuts Don't Kick them
Nuts You should Lick them
Nuts if you sniff them
You might get sick from them
thank you. MY NUTS are golden!!!
