Strike A Pose Pt. 3
Hip Hop's G-List Couple Posing at Ashanti's Birthday
I love taking pictures, I think I have a wonderful eye when it comes to art. But for some reason of another I can never find anyone to take a good picture of me. And if someone does get a good angle, its always of me doing some stiff super lame pose. I mean it's not like I can just bust of the defacto default picture of 60% of the female population on myspace and drop a booty first, half turn smile for the camera picture. I mean Seriously Ladies can we get another pose other than the ass shot?
Now, I've thought about the classic kneel down jail pose... But this pose screams lock me up. And I'm not built for jail time nor do I wish to ever see Jail again. That's right I was placed in handcuffs and jailed for approximately 12 days. Over some bullshit w/ the worst person in the world. Shocking isn't it? But see I don't have a problem talking about jail... Because I didn't get fucked in the ass. If you know someone who has been locked up and they don't want to talk about it... It's probably b/c he got fucked in the ass. Only thing I did was play chess and watch the crack heads argue about how to properly smoke a rock of crack. I also wrote letters for the felons to their baby mothers, Jump offs and chicks on the side for extra chicken, cake, juice and bologna. Jail food fucking sucks. Young men of the world please play close attention to the chicks you're running up in raw. Learn from me.
Then there is the money pose, but I don't want people knowing I got money. For what so I could get robbed? Hell fucking no. I ain't going to floss my money. Ask Raheem DeVaughn who also contemplated jacking the dude at the strip club who was throwing money in the air like i wasn't nothing. (as stated on my radio show last night) FYI making it rain dollar bills is the dumbest thing in the world. I saw it at a strip club recently and within 5 minutes you're back at the bar getting another brick of ones. Damn dude I could have bought a ps3 w/ that or got rid of some of these credit card bills which have a headlock on my future. So fuck the money pose get caught Slipping if you want to... It won't be me.
All in all picture posing is an art form I'm still trying to master. So today I ask what's your favorite pose? So I can steal it and post them all on my myspace page!!!
My actual Mugshot...
