PMD's Exaggerated Truth- That Bastid Said Whaaaa?
Too much info. or Not enough info.
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman waving at
him and greets him with "Hello!"
He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So
he says, "Do you Know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now, his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I had on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and startled and says, "Noooooo, I'm your son's 1st Grade
teacher."
Who's wronger the teacher for not giving enough info. or dad for giving up too much? Don't know regardless this lends to an embarrassing situation. Which leads me to triflin' azz friends who tell too much. Have you ever been in a pimp-like situation where you have somebody or a few people right where you want them? They are in that gray area..near the truth, but too dumb to know it? And you have someone triflin', usually a friend, come and kill all your plans with their machete mouth. Then they act like they were doing you a favor!
What are some ways you've gotten burned by the TMI faerie? If you don't have anyone that has done it to you then you are the one running your mouth.
Is it me?
~ a another exaggerated truth by the perverted monk
