PMD: Hypothetically of Course
What's up spiders and mites! I got another truth to reveal and this one may hit you at your heart, literally! I am tired of paying $3.01 for gas. I blame the cheaters! I don't know if I have been cheated on or not and I would like it to stay that way! But, I was watching an interview of Mya and realized she's pretty.....Cuh-razy!! I started thinking there are two kinds of people in relationships The Punked and "The Punk." Here's two short scenarios...Here we go yo!
scenario for the fellas
Fellas! You happen to be in the right place at the right time with your boys and you bump into Mya, literally! In the mist of your apologizes there's a spark and you click! (Hot Dayum!) You ask her to coffee, she say yes. (Hot Diggity Dayum!) You're having coffee, after a little eye contact, giggles, smiles, and foot taps in the unisex bathroom that sets it off she's feeling you and you're feeling her and y'all decided you're gonna see where this goes...
scenario for the ladies
Ladies! You're in the grocery store hitting up that Chunky Monkey and from behind a voice ask, "Will you grab me one too?" It's Common. (Guuuurl Bye!) You ask him, "You're a chunky monkey fan?" He replies, "No doubt!" You spend a few mins discussing the intricacies of da Monkey and he ask if he can see you again! You reply with an emphatic, "Hell yeah!" You agree to meet him at the park for a picnic brunch that sets it off you're feeling him, he's feeling you, and y'all decided to see where it goes....
WTF happens? All this chemistry just dies? Yuuup, it can! I want folks to remember the initial agreement (ahem), "dot-dot-dot-you're feeling him, he's feeling you, and y'all decided to see where it goes dot-dot-dot". I promise there is a point in your fellationship where you, he, or she realizes, "..this is going no where." You both have memories of good times with a little bad mixed in here and there. Why not leave it at that happy time? Why be miserable? Someone ends up Lawry's (salty) and Ridin' like Mya...wasting gas, increasing demand, sending prices sky high! You didn't even think that you were part of the problem (in gas prices and in the relationship). That ain't the bizness, so stop ridin' and get it over wif already!!!
You could be, The punked that is the individual who doesn't realize or realizes at the midnight hour that the other is no longer delighted in their company. As a result of this non-delightfulness the other creepths in the night. If they are real bold, they will creepth in the day or in your face; thus, no longer creeping.
The punk that is the creeping culprit who didn't have the "heart" to hurt another individuals feelings. So, he/she decided they would break the individual's heart instead, risking car vandalism and a potential stabbing, flanked by pledging a vow of silent treatment and a history of hint dropping. The hints obviously are not being picked up by the other.
If you are unhappy in your fellationship, I plead to citizens of the world make a decision to tell the cheatee or the cheater to..
And maybe gas prices will go back down!
~perverted monk be telling the truth! Nope, no chaser.
