Perverted Monk's "Imma Need You" Moment-TAT-TAT TAT it OFF!!! Ret'now!
"Two and half men Star" Charlie Sheen is in love and he's all shook up! He has agreed to have all of his tattos lasered off to prove to his new true love that he is serious about this fellationship....relationship! He has 12 tats that includes a sign on his chest scribed "Back in 15 mins!"
I love tattoos on a guy as much as the next tattos loving woman, but really is it necessary to have your geneology all over your back? If you're laying the pipe and I happen to dig in, "Aww damn I just scratched out grandma! She gon' be mad?" OR...
If you die, who is going to know where the family came from? You're forcing your family to perserve your skin like that crazy dude from Silence of the Lambs.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. [to his dog, Precious] Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose!(I had to throw that in. Hilarious!)
Is it me? What's up with all the faces of every deceased member in the family or all the kids you have. Don't you remember what they look like? When you turn 60 years old they're all gonna look like the Mask from Scream, anyway!
Don't do that!
TOP 6 Tattoo Faux Pauxs!
1. If you are trying to enter into Corporate America- Tattos on your neck is just plain wrong, to me! I've seen people with dirty necks coloring in the openings of "e's", "a's" and "o's." What does your neck say, poor? Oh pear! How are you going to go into an interview for an executive position with a turtleneck in the summer trying to cover up "Sexy B!tch" or "Crip OG" written on your neck? If you wanted to get into corporate America later in life remember that isn't professional.
2. Do not get the name of someone you are focking! 9 out of 10 times that is all it is going to be anyway! If you're going to get a name, get a nickname you can always say it's your nickname!
Ex.) He says, "Aye..who da fock is Ray-Ray?" You say, "That's me baby!" He says, "But your name is Lisa." Er-Uh-Oh exactly, like Lisa Raye...you love her ass! He says ":W-well I do love her ass."
3. Do not get every face of your family on your body. Your skin look like the pit of hell! Stop it!
4. Do not get "thug, thug life, thugged out, #1 thug" tattooed if you aren't a thug. Somebody's gonna test your theory.
5. Men homosexual or not, butterflies, Sailor Moon, and other girly swirly things ain't the business! It just don't look right!
6. Women homosexual or not thugged out GI Joes, Tonka trucks and other handy manly things ain't the business. It definately does not look right.
Those are my top 6 can you add to it? I'm not discourgaing tattoos all I saying is Imma need folks to have little bit of common sense when getting one!
