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Do This For Your Man

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Hello Ladies, It's Tuesday, the day before hump day, so most of you should do some sort of humping tomorrow night. I have been asked numerous time to tell the ladies what men want. So your boy BlogXilla is going to give you a few tips that you need to learn better. Now Some of you may be the biggest Sexual Intellectuals and already know this, but other's don't. Me personally, I get tired of the same ole sex day in and day out. So here are a few tips of things us men enjoy but might not admit.

Back in my Player days I had things done to me and have done things, some that just made me go crazy. I'm not talking about coming to the club in some house shoes and a wife beater looking for yo ass when you was pose to be in the house at 12:30... We all know the club don't get jumping until 12:00 anyway, Negroes always showing up late anyway.


But I'm talking about pay your light bill crazy, or you know she makes more then you but you still buy her shoes, the Coach bag and matching hat when you ain't pay your rent crazy.

Ladies try to do something different like leave the ManXilla for a minute. Next time your in bed get on top and instead of going straight got the Johnson, pay attention to other parts of his body like his earlobes, his neck, or his nipples. I know it feels good as hell when a girl licks my nipples, even tho I feel like my name is Tasha while she is giving my nipples a tongue spanking, I know that shit feels good as hell and the tingling, oh the tingling. But I feel like a girl if i ask, take the lead and do it yourself. He'll thank you later.

Also that area right under the ball... OMG dudes if you never had a woman give your balls a spit bath and then lick that spot right under your balls you don't know what your missing it's amazing. So ladies right when your man gets out the shower... Go to work

After I get that now I want some head, its nothing like knowing a chick is feeling you enough to give you some dome. I'm talking about that toe curling head. Ladies at that moment we are at your beckon call, and we might promise you the world and actually try to give it to you if you do it right. I once had a girl give me head, but she would stop every so often and squeeze the head of my ManXilla every so often.
I noticed that this made me hold off from spraying my PREGO JUICE all over her esophagus, allowing me to enjoy an orgasms w/o actually nutting.



Another thing, become a sexual intellectual, and send us shopping, next time your having a conversation w/ your man, tell him to buy you a sexy piece of Lingerie, or even better a Sex toy. This will also allow you to know what your man is into. So if he comes home w/ a pair of Crotchless panties you know he wants to get right into it.

If he comes home w/ a Schoolgirl outfit you know that you need to take some acting classes or you need to go to Macy and buy him a suit so he can be your teacher and give you some HOMEWORK!

Lastly take charge, we get sick of always coming up w/ new and exciting things to do. We all know y'all are picky so just take the lead sometimes, having to know it all and on top of that having to deal w/ 45 minutes of you saying "keep going I'm about to cum! Don't stop, just like that" Hurry up and Nut already... My bad but it gets stressful so take the lead and do the most freakiest thing you want to do, more then likely we saw, Alize do it in a porn and we've been wanting to try it for years... That's right years, but we didn't want to offend you and end up sleeping on the couch, or worst our house alone w/ PALMela.

Your mission:
Send your man to your local sex shop to pick up a Porno and a Toy for you. Achieve orgasm doing something you don't normally do.


What do you do that drives your Man wild?

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