Advice From The Monster - Mystalkers
I know many of your have heard about social-networking spying: Employers do it to job candidates, parents to kids — and couples to each other. Just how many couples use sites like MySpace and Facebook to keep each other in check is difficult to measure. But the fact that terms like “MyStalking” and “Facestalking” have entered the street lexicon speaks to their proliferation. One of my favorite bloggers asked me a question, totally unaware that I actually ran an advice column back in my myspace days. But here is the question.
Well those are easy, First Cyber-Stalking. Its so easy, You can easily follow the breadcrumbs of comments, to find out the business of people on the internet. So when the good pussy leaves, and you don't have an answer you go looking. This is mainly b/c females don't like to give answers for reasons why they do stuff. They'll break up w/ you and won't tell you. They'll just stop calling and answering your calls.
This is mainly b/c the female tried to tell the last dude who was hooked on the cooch, that he was wack and well he just wouldn't accept the answer. You see males suffer from hard headedness and weak egos, also known as alpha male syndrome. So My advice to you, is to drop some info on someone's blog or myspace page saying something like "The dick was great last night, I really enjoyed the way your baby batter swam in my mouth" If that doesn't get him to stop then you may need to press charges.
Because regardless of what you tell them, they'll switch it around and make it seem like you're crazy. The convo will go something like this.
You: I really don't like you I think you're wack, you can't fuck, and the dude I meet last week made my toes curl
Him: You're just bitter, You called me Daddy on numerous occasions and if I was that Wack then why did we do the nasty 25 times in a weekend?
You: Ummm b/c you kept getting soft and I didn't have shit else to do, and if i would have tried to leave you would have started crying, and frankly Men crying gives me the hebejebees
Him: HAHAHAHA you're so funny so what time am I picking you up this weekend?
So yeah, best way to deal w/ it, is to make believe there is no one following you around the internet. This SEBD no longer exist, he's dead to you. If he continues to cyber stalk you, talk bad about his kids. I had a cyber stalker once and I started leaving comments how I thought her child was... well I didn't mean it so I won't repeat it but you get the picture.
