When Shorty Comes Around I Clean Up Nice
It's that time of the week again when I pull out my dick and wave it in the air like I just don't care. Alright well it's not that time but its time for me to drop another blog and demonstrate why I have so much more swag then the rest of the Negroids of the world. Yesterday while walking to the store, I saw these 2 rock stars standing in front of the entrance to Wendy's buying cologne from a street peddler. (Metro-Mania at it's finest.) This image brought me to today's blog the importance of picking the proper outfit for your big date.
See I don't give a damn about my appearance at times, I will walk to the store looking like a str8 crack head. I mean I looking like such a crack head that Bobby Brown would be jealous. Figures that once I walk into the store it would be full of fly women whose only purpose is to hold my semen and birth future baby blogxilla's But only I can't talk to them b/c I look like a crack head. A fly crack head like G-Money at the end of New Jack City but a crack head none the less.
It's just that I don't feel the need to be fly all the time. Who cares!?!?! My goal in life is not to impress anyone, it's to educate the world and write daily blogs until every post gets hundred comments or more. (Big Shouts to Ninja Girl & Hot NIkz for holding me down) side note the comment section has been popping as of late y'all should stick around and join the conversation... but I digress.
The First Date
Now once the date come into play, I must say I take my time to put effort in my appearance, I make sure the dreads & shape up are PHRESH, my clothing matches perfectly, my sneakers are clean and I smell like a GOD!! It's this extra time in maintaining ones appearance which lets the lady know you care, b/c chances are if you care about the way you look, you'll care about her. One thing I had to learn the hard way is that a woman expects a man to be fly all the time. Just as a man demands that his woman looks just as remarkable in some sweats and a pony tail as she does in pumps and one of those backless shirt.
Yet my mind wonders why does appearance matter so much? Are we that superficial or do we just want to feel like we are cared about enough to have someone bathe before coming into our presence?
