She Lied To Me!!
Back in the 90's I used to mess w/ a self proclaimed Lying Ass Libra, fast foward to late last year, I met another lying ass libra by way of a sex crazed blog groupie. Yes, that's right Blog Groupie, apparently there are some females who will let you do the "ATLANTA mouth smack" just b/c you host a blog with a lot of traffic. Anyway shorty was a pathological liar, but me being a sucker for a good screw, failed to pick up on all the signs that a female gearing up to tell a bold face lie. Now I'm not talking about the standard lies females tell like: "This is my hair" or "My eyes really are hazel" or the infamous "I haven't had sex in 3 years" SMCH try 3 hours you no good, filthy cum sponge soaked in bile. but here are some tell-tale signs that she's lying.
Her Lip Gloss Is Popping
One thing females do when they lie is lick their lips... Think about it? Do you find yourself unconsciously licking your lips right before you tell a fib? This is because of some scientific change that goes on in the female body which causes the mouth the get dry and that lip gloss to no longer be popping, so she'll start to lick her lips like it's Mr. Marcus's Dick, and swallow like they do on the cartoons when the evil villain walks into the room. GULP!!
What Had Happen Was
Dudes what I'm about to tell you might seem unmanly, but choking a chick (not to be confused w/ choking the chicken) is never cool. Ask questions!!! In my day I have crept with a lot of ladies who had a man and they would all tell me what they told him to get away. Most of their reasons were they type where you think... and he believed that shit? But if you ask a question, and she's lying... she'll probably answer you w/ another question like "What does Tasha need from the mall? or "Why am I working out in Thongs?". Now if they don't question your question she might hesitate before continuing the delivery of the subject of her sentence.
Throw Them Hands UP!!!
Another key to if she's lying or not is to watch her hands. It's a natural fact that people show emotion with their hands. So you can put your money on the fact that she's if she's not moving her hands or if they are stuck in her armpits then she's probably hiding something from you. If you see this immediately grab her by the shoulders and shake the shit out of her... Nah I'm just playing but if her hands aren't moving, her brain is more than likely moving a mile a minute trying to remember the details of the story her and her girlfriends put together which would probably be equip with alibis, witnesses, and hard core evidence... but don't believe it. She's lying... I can smell it.
All in all females lie, just as much as men if not more, so trust your gut...and if you get hit w/ the "You're not my DADDY" hit her w/ "Neither is that nigga who lives in your house and fucks your mother", then Yuuuuaaaaa and do the superman on that... On the real simply pay attention and open up the kind of truthful and loving relationship with your lady b/c unlike men, most females are not going to lie, cheat or stray unless you give them a reason.
