Kanniption In the Lead.....

Billboard has learned that today's SoundScan Building Chart indicates first-day sales of 437,000 for West's "Graduation," 310,000 for 50 Cent's "Curtis" and 107,000 for Chesney's "Just Who I Am: Poets and Pirates."

Retailers now contributing data to the Building Charts include Trans World Entertainment, Best Buy, Borders, Circuit City, iTunes, Target, Anderson Merchandisers, Handleman Co, Ray Ray’s BBQ, Lakeisha’s Hair and Nails, and the CDman. Anderson Merchandisers, Handleman Co are rackjobbers that place music into mass merchants, including WalMart's stores. Ray Ray’s BBQ, Lakeisha’s Hair and Nails, and the CDman are just robbers. It is estimated that Konniption will surpass his August 2005 release, "Late Registration," by 750,000 units. Late Registration was the last album to start above that mark. It stooped at No. 1 on The Billboard 200 with opening sales of 860,000 copies and led the chart for two weeks. BOOOOO! (billboard.com)

No Baby!!!! AWWWWW Dayum!

When you think of Foxy these days you are wondering about the baby or the prison sentence. Well she ain’t pregnant. So, I guess the only thing left is the prison sentence. Oh yeah….she has bad album coming out. Let me stop because I haven’t heard it yet. LOL. REAL TALK: Let us admit since Chyna Doll nothing she has released has been as great. :REAL TALK

Originally due Dec. 4, Foxy Brown's first album in six years, "Brooklyn's Don Diva," will now arrive Nov. 20 via Koch/Black Hand Entertainment. The first single will be "Don't Surrender" featuring Graf. WHO? Brown completed her first post-Def Jam album prior to being sentenced last week to a year in jail for violating probation in an earlier case.

"This is just a temporary situation," the rapper says in a statement. "I made my bed and have no problem lying in it. (It might be a little hard; full of bugs and my cell mate might try to rape me in my sleep…) My will is steady. What doesn't kill me will only make me stronger."

Brown's manager, Chaz Williams, says despite the artist's incarceration, "Brooklyn's Don Diva" will not be delayed (huh?). He also insists Brown is not pregnant, contrary to media speculation. Chaz is an idiot "the album will not be delayed." When the title of the article he commented on is that the album is gonna be delayed. This is why she sucks. She has sucky people speaking for her.

Take dat…Take dat… Ring Off

Sean "P. Diddy" Combs gotta give up the bling for inspection for an assult case bought against him the first to report the story was TMZ.com. Gerald Rechnitzer claims that Puffy hit him in the jaw between 2:00 and 2:30 AM on Feb. 25, 2007 as he was leaving a post-Oscar party at Teddy's nightclub in Hollywood. Supposedly, Puffy wanted Rechnitzer’s girlfriend to leave with him [Puffy] and his entourage. OK Stop!! Now, at this point Kim Porker Imma need you to take the chil’ren and run away from that fool Sean Combs because not only does he have big teeth, he allegedly sucker punched the Rechnitzer, pushed the girlfriend and spit at another female member of their group. Ewww! Yet, he will not do nuthin' for you [Kim] Imma need you to think. A motion filed Monday by Gerald's lawyer, Michael M. Marzban, says,

"Needles to say, Combs does not wear simple rings ... the rings he wore when he struck (Rechnitzer) are important and critical to the bio-mechanics of this case."

Comb's lawyer, Hillary A. Jones, declined to comment on the statements in Marzban's court papers.

Deeeezeeeee Nuuuts!

Reverend Al Sharpton and The Activist Crew borrowed from the Isaiah Washington and snapped back at a rapper's filthy insults. Rev. Al' office responded to David Banner (Levell Crump), who expressed his deep "hatred" for Sharpton by amiably inviting Al to "suck [his] d*ck," along with other offers, submitted to hip-hop news reporter SOHH.com. Kirsten John-Foy, one of the leaders of the Rev's National Action Network, submitted to the site,

"From time to time we do encounter people that have sexual fantasies about Reverend Al Sharpton, but they are always women and Crump's proposition is a first. I am sure Rev. Sharpton would not call Crump the "N" "B" or "H" word ... [but] despite Crump's personal request, I am sure Reverend Sharpton would not call him a f*gg*t."

Rev. Al confirmed that John-Foy's response was in fact sent from his office, but added that Rev. Al would "never" respond directly to comments like Banner's and he would never use LustraSilk’s Pink Oil on his perm. It dries his hair out.

God don’t like ugly…and you sho’ is ugly!

As previously reported the female rapper Remmy Ma (Remy Smith) was arrested in July on attempted assassination charges (really, it was murder but unimportant people get assassinated too) after she allegedly tried to assassinate Makeda Barnes-Joseph, by shooting her twice in the torso, for allegedly stealing $3,000 out of Remy's purse. The case has not gone in front of a grand jury as of yet due to slow progress in the investigation.

On August 19, Remy Ma (hence forth called Dummy Ma) apparently saw the boyfriend of a possible witness while at a club in the Bronx. Upon seeing him, Dummy allegedly had a group of homies to try assassinate him, resulting in the man suffering a black eye and a fractured bone in his face. A friend with the potentially assassinated was also injured, with a broken jaw. The man reportedly has had a metal plate put in his face and was required hospitalization for a week.

Spokesman for the Manhattan D.A, Edison Alban revealed that Dummy Ma is now facing charges of gang assault, tampering with a witness, intimidating a victim and third-degree assault as a result of the nightclub incident.
As reported by the Associated Press, Dummy Ma contacts witnesses to remind them of the street code of ethics

Dummy Ma and friend called witnesses to discourage people from taking the (witness) stand." Remy's lawyer, Ira Fisher, has said that his client has plead not guilty to all charges. The rapper is scheduled to be back in court on September 20.

You remind me of my Jeeeeep!

Buffie will try to squeeze her behind (YEAH I’M HATIN’!) on the web cam for her own web-based reality show. ExlusiveCast.com will team with BuffieTheBodyondemand.com, to give Buffie her very own web-based reality show.

"We are very excited and pleased to have a great personality like Buffie The Body to launch our first product in the entertainment industry,"

George Mercado, CEO of ExclusiveCast.com, said via a statement.

The 20-minute episodes will consist of various situations and events that will give viewers an "all access" (PORN!) look at the model, showcasing her everyday life and activities (PORN). It will probably be something akin to Emmanuel in Space, do you all remember that joke of a show. Phish! Buffie was also reportedly given full creative control over the show as well. So expect it to be horri-blay! Dumb viewers will be able to subscribe to the site for either monthly or yearly access to the episodes at a not worth it sum of money. The site, is currently in negotiations with several other celebrities; such as Gary Coleman, Jean Claude Van Damm, and Steven Segal, for reality programs.

Buffie is most known among hip-hop audiences for her appearances in music videos for Tony Yayo and her butt's cameo in the movie ATL, starring T.I. and Big Boi. She has also had layouts in such magazines as XXL and King. This is not the first time Buffie has appeared in a online reality clip. HMMM wonder what she was doing? PORN?!

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