Just Beat It - Your Guide To The Proper Hand Job
Back in my day I did a little modeling... Very little. A local designer asked me to be one of his models for a fashion show. I obliged, and just so happened I caught the eye of this model who got a glimpse of my MANXILLA while I was wearing these pants made from some of the thinnest fabric ever created by man. During the after party and a few drinks later she asked me if she could touch it. We drove to the Motel for a short stay where I got some decent head & some mediocre pussy. But during the car ride I got THE WORST HAND JOB EVER!!!! Now many years later I've come to the conclusion that females don't know how to beat a dick. So here is a guide on the proper way to give a hand job.
Be Firm
One of the many mistakes I've come across while letting a female's hand slide on my sausage is she doesn't hold it tight enough. Ladies dudes don't like loose pussy and for this film, or sex session your hand is the pussy so don't be afraid to get a nice tight grip, now you don't have to strangle it but apply a little about of force to it. We like it tight!!
The Fast & The Furious
Men like to fuck, and fucking is fast, hard and furious. So if you're nice soft hands are wrapped around my dick, go hard or go home. A loose slow hand job really does nothing for me. It's okay to switch up speeds but come back w/ some speed and then slow down. It's just like if you were using your hips to change up the tempo of the love making, only this time your wrist is the driving force of the action.
Practice Makes Perfect
Most women nowadays give head, so while you're on the D, let your mouth guide your hand. Make it wet b/c lubrication is IMPORTANT! This action will get your hand in the motion of how to properly glide along the penis.
Advice From An Expert
I actually had to seek professional help for this blog and sought out the help of a Beat It Consultant - Kina Kara aka Jia who offered up a technique she liked to call the Hurricane. Ladies you clapse your hands together and go back and forth while going up and down. Simulating the movements of a Hurricane. Jia adds "dudes love it Esp if i kinda fuck with the head while im doing it"
There are many other tips i can put out there but we all know people don't like to read... and plus I'm a whore for comments so Ladies & Gentlemen Lets use the comment section as a place to exchange tips for pleasing our partners. Who knows you might learn something.
