Ease On Down The Road.
Last night I stayed up extra late watching "The Wiz" on HBO. I remember the rumors of them remaking the movie Starring Ashanti as Dorothy. But my mind started to wander, who would I cast if I was to remake this film. First to mind was T-Pain as the Tin-Man, since he wants to buy you a drank, who else to lug around that can of oil. T-Pain>Nipsey Russell they sort of look a like too don't they? Next was a no-brainer, Chris Brown should pick up where Michael Left off and play the Scare-Crow, this moves on the dance floor to his skinny frame makes him perfect for the part. And as the Cowardly Lion... Kanye West, after copping pleas of not wanting beef w/ Beanie Sigel or Fiddy, I figured we could drape the Lion in the hottest fashions and have his Skittle Hop around the screen for a couple of Hours. But then it hit me... Who should play Dorothy?
Lil Mama
Sure her lip gloss is popping but could she really carry this role? The role that the legendary Diana Ross played so well? I mean yea we could change her magic slippers to magic lip gloss and have her poke though luscious lips out all throughout the movie, but who wants a gang load of pissy R-Kelly wannabes outside of every theater in America....
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Solange
Beyonce's Little Sister - Ummm sure her father has a lot of power and could probably make this film huge and a blockbuster success but she's like Preseason Football or season 3 of Flavor of Love to this blog... Totally Irrelevant . If I casted her in this role I would be worst than the people who want Sean Stankson to play Biggie. I'm not hating I'm just saying.
Rihanna
Hmm Big Forehead, gives us the perfect reason to shoot the entire movie w/ a Fish eye lens... And now that she's rocking that boot around... ahhh Perfect she could A-Town Stomp the shit out of the Wicked Witch... And w/ the Stars on the back of her Neck - The Planet Formerly Known as Pluto would be my choice for this role. So Ri Ri sign on the dotted line!!
Who Would You Cast?
