Crazy Crab, You Might Make My Dick Itch
We all have them, you've have crossed paths w/ them one time or another, maybe while at a cookout, as you reached for the last scoop of Big Mama's Tata Salad, or at the club after you pumped shorty full of drinks and you were just getting ready to take her home and put Xilla Dressing all on her salad if you know what I mean and they show up... I'm talking bout trifling ass friend.
The cock blocker, who pulls your card and purposely slips up and gives a vital piece of information about your past w/ the sole intention of embarrassing the hell out of you. "Hey Malik, so did that Rash clear up or does it still burn when you piss?" or "Damn she looks way better than Tasha I'm glad you left her ass at your house."
But please don't think this is a trait only contained in the male DNA it plagues women as well. Ladies you all have that hoe friend, the one you'll let, borrow your bra's, eat up all your food, watch the kids but under no circumstances would you leave that HOE around your man for a millisecond.
I wonder what makes people do messed up stuff to their friends? Is it a chemical imbalance which eats away at all the rationality in the brain? (Crack Head > The Trifling Ass Friend.) At least you expect a crack head to steal from you, but your Friend? What makes it worst that sometimes it's not even a friend sometimes it's family member who will come around and fuck your boo, steal your last dollar or worst drink the last bit of Kool-Aid and eat the big piece of chicken.