This video says it all! I was watching an old comic view and one of the comediennes made a good dayum point. Why don't men have Just for Men's Ball Scrum, Tag, or Axe Scrotum Cleanser? Men have not so fresh days too? Like the activities of the day don't settle on their nutz? Women aren't the only one with problems. I was just wondering?

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It's my 28th Birthday... I'm extremely excited about what the day has to offer. I love my mother, my kids, and all of my readers thank you very much for all that you say and do for me. I won't be blogging until about Wednesday. So Feel free to drop some links to your blog or others you read in the comment section...

Check out Thembi, Hoeism, Ninja Girl, Hot NIkz, Allthatsfab & my personal Favorite and fellow Libra Pop Junkie

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This is the random ass truth coming at you softcore with a chaser! I was thinking today.
I do that sometimes despite what people might say (don't listen to them)!

I said: "Self"

Self: "Hmmmm?"

I said: "There is a 6 degree of separation factor between you and Ving Rhames! Because I went to the movies to see "Baby Boy"! (I still want my money back!)

I Paid Ving a whole $1.50 after the movie theater, box office, productions company, taxes, and FICA took their share of the money.

Self: Yeah! You sure did. Wonder if there are any other paths to Ving? Let's Picture map this out!

1. ME...

3. 9 years later started hanging with now BFF...

4. BFF's uncle is Reginald Vel Johnson (Carl Winslow) who was a cop in Die Hard...

5. Who worked with Bruce Willis husband of Demi Moore at the time of Striptease...

6. Casted in Striptease was Ving Rhames !

Then I started thinking (yes again)! With the success of cartoons and comics being made into movies, what if someone with a good script created a screen adaptation of the Thundercats and casted Ving Rhames as Panthro! HOOOOOO!

Told ya this was random! Name anyone (celebs plz) and I can lead them back to Ving!

"What They Say?": Reasons why people shouldn't be allowed on Public Access. I had a few questions but I am only gonna ask two.
1. What's up with the socks?
2. Is she saying Natty?

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It's that time of the week again when I pull out my dick and wave it in the air like I just don't care. Alright well it's not that time but its time for me to drop another blog and demonstrate why I have so much more swag then the rest of the Negroids of the world. Yesterday while walking to the store, I saw these 2 rock stars standing in front of the entrance to Wendy's buying cologne from a street peddler. (Metro-Mania at it's finest.) This image brought me to today's blog the importance of picking the proper outfit for your big date.

See I don't give a damn about my appearance at times, I will walk to the store looking like a str8 crack head. I mean I looking like such a crack head that Bobby Brown would be jealous. Figures that once I walk into the store it would be full of fly women whose only purpose is to hold my semen and birth future baby blogxilla's But only I can't talk to them b/c I look like a crack head. A fly crack head like G-Money at the end of New Jack City but a crack head none the less.

It's just that I don't feel the need to be fly all the time. Who cares!?!?! My goal in life is not to impress anyone, it's to educate the world and write daily blogs until every post gets hundred comments or more. (Big Shouts to Ninja Girl & Hot NIkz for holding me down) side note the comment section has been popping as of late y'all should stick around and join the conversation... but I digress.

The First Date

Now once the date come into play, I must say I take my time to put effort in my appearance, I make sure the dreads & shape up are PHRESH, my clothing matches perfectly, my sneakers are clean and I smell like a GOD!! It's this extra time in maintaining ones appearance which lets the lady know you care, b/c chances are if you care about the way you look, you'll care about her. One thing I had to learn the hard way is that a woman expects a man to be fly all the time. Just as a man demands that his woman looks just as remarkable in some sweats and a pony tail as she does in pumps and one of those backless shirt.

Yet my mind wonders why does appearance matter so much? Are we that superficial or do we just want to feel like we are cared about enough to have someone bathe before coming into our presence?

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What happened the very next day some racist whites attached even more noeses to the back of a pick up truck. And then what happened? The Same racist judge who gave Mychal Bell life for a school yard fight refused to release him, on a charge that was dropped.

While Bush sits on capital hill ready to pardon Scooter Libby, and Bell sits in jail while we put up our black outfits and get back to our lives and shake our head at how messed up this case is. But it doesn't stop here in WV Megan Williams sits in a room reliving the trauma of a week long tortured and rape by even more racist whites. Much hasn't change from the days of Martin and Malcolm. Cept Martin and Malcolm. Yet we Believe that we overcame some sort hurdle which allowed us to integrate this place called America.

The Great Malcolm X said "Look at yourselves. Some of you teenagers, students. How do you think I feel and I belong to a generation ahead of you - how do you think I feel to have to tell you, 'We, my generation, sat around like a knot on a wall while the whole world was fighting for its hum an rights - and you've got to be born into a society where you still have that same fight.' What did we do, who preceded you ? I'll tell you what we did. Nothing. And don't you make the same mistake we made"

We can't give up on the momentum. It has become obvious to me that the peaceful road we are on is coming to an end. It is criminal to teach a man not to defend himself, when he is the constant victim of brutal attacks. And It is clear if you pay attention to all the cases NOT in the news that the black race has come under attack. We must act w/ some sort of revolution. The power that blogger have has become clear w/ the Jena 6 case. We made the media pay attention to this issue, We brought this case to the world. We made them pay attention... So we can't drop this issue now!! It would be self defeating to drop the issue of racial injustice. A white man will get half of the time a black man gets for the same crime. A white person in a Hurricane is looking for food, a Black person left for dead in water up to his neck is looting. We aren't suppose to eat when we are starving we are expected to roll over and die.

They have waged war against Black men and women all over America.

You know about Jena 6 Attack number 1 million and 1 against the black man Now learn about attact 1 million and 2 against the black woman. Megan Williams was kidnapped by 6 white pigs who forced her to eat rat droppings, choked her with a cable cord
and stabbed her in the leg while calling her a NIGGER, according to criminal
complaints. They also poured hot water over her, made her drink from a toilet,
and beat and sexually assaulted her during a span of about a week

She told the authorities:

Q: Okay. So, How come they poured a can of wax on you?

For No reason. I was sitting... and they made me suck uh bobby's mom's toes
and also, lick her... her butt

Q: Just be blunt. Just tell us just how it is. thats how we want it

They made me lick her for nothing. I didn't even do nothing. They said is i didn't
do it they would kill me. And they put me out in the building and tied me up and everything.

Q: In the outbuilding with the pups?

Yeah.

They said it was because i was colored. They said they don't like black people
they said they were going to hang me.

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You know the sad part about this is that a few people won't read this b/c they don't like me. My people are lost and I wish they would get over them self and see the bigger picture. Wake up People.

Megan Williams - Black Woman Tortured and Raped By Racist Whites

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The Planet Formerly Knows As Pluto - Rumors are she had a boob job!! You think?

Better wear some sexy clothes. Yes it's monday time for people to get back to work. Now what better way to kick off the week then to talk about the sexy clothes that females wear. Yes clothes that ooze sexiness, scream fuck me, yell bend me over, smack my ass and call me susie!!! Man, it's something about the female body that just does something to me. Whether it's at the club and the light skinned shorty has on this nice lime green outfit, toes out and manicured perfectly and lips juicier than a georgia peach, or In the bedroom and it's the French maid outfit that makes my ManXilla go BOINNNGGG!! I love it. So I'll keep it short today so tell me: It's Friday, You just got paid, and it's time to do your man... What are you putting on to make him go HMMMMMM!!!!

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You know! We Americans don't support our brothers and sisters' artistry from across the pond as much as they support us. They will spend $$$ on our artists but we don't return the favor. Yea, we're better in some aspects of music. However, I feel our decline slowly but surely. Count the number of projects from Europe, England, or Africa that you have in your repertoire? Flowetry? David Craig? Corrine Bailey, maybe? AND NO David Hasselhoff doesn't count. So, I took some time to find a couple of artists from across the pond that you might appreciate.The Perverted Monk's World Tour will be my internet adventure to finding good music from everywhere so we can expand our collections. MMMKay?

First off the Press is England and Netherlands!!!

Have you Nether, Nether, Nether in Your Whole Entire Life?

This Dutch chick is Ida Corr is cool...I am feeling her club mixes off her Album "Streetdiva"! You don't expect her to have the powerful voice she has. Girly, can get it! If you don't like club mixes you might not like her, but I say give her a chance. You ain't got isht to do it's, Monday!

Britian that is Fish and Chips, Crumpets, ....Hot Tea!

MC from England called Kano. Dude is aiight. I am feeling him' but I will warn you dude has a weird style. He starts off sounding like MnM, but then his flow becomes all focked around and he starts sounding like RZA/GZA. You know that syncopated, I'm not quite on the beat but I am type of flow! When you go to his site, on the first track's snippet, "This is the Girl," I am expecting NeYo or T-Pain to ring in on the hook. Instead you get that soft singing David Craig/Larry David/Craig David that is looking old a hell, like he's 35! He looks older than Shaggy (BooooooooomBastic). Da hell happened? OH well! 'Ere's da Vidgeo.

Where in the World is the Perverted Monk going to next? Come again and see!

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He's the King of Pop.....can this dude take his throne??? Hell naw (not in album sales), but if this guy can dance he's in a good position to take MJ's place. Not only does he sound like Michael Jackson, but they look like not to distance cousins! Hailing from Silver Springs, MD is Jason Malachi an Italian-American musician that sounds like "the girl is mine" Michael Jackson. Remember the brown Mike!

If this white boy can dance like Ersher or Justin Timbaland then he will sellout stadiums all over the world. You know folks are having MJ withdrawls! Check Jason out you will be amazed at the likeness! There is even a Barry White Sample in one of the songs that is BANANAS, not because the song is hott. It's Barry White sampled in a falseto singer's song! HUH?

Can you tell the difference?

Maybe in the pictures, but you won't when you listen to the music I ALMOST MOON WALKED WHEN I HEARD THIS!

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I know somewhere in the world there is a father who really really regrets stepping out on his kid right now. You see when they grow up, whether you're there or not... They are going to do things that will make you proud. But only that feeling of proudness which was ordained to go to you, is not going to fly up and smack you in the face. Instead it will be regret, shame, and disgust as you realize that you had nothing to do with the success of making a wonderful child.

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It feels good seeing the growth of the site, If i could personally thank each and every one of you I would. I've been taking a few request and one of the topics I received was Welfare. (Jolli a comment would be nice ) I couldn't touch this topic w/o talking about one of the only ladies I ever truly loved. My Mother. You see i grew up in the projects of New Jersey where 2 things ruled... Welfare & Drugs.

You see a typical morning for me was waking up to morning cartoons and a bowl of No Frill cornflakes. Looking back I never knew I was poor, b/c everyone ate Fruit O's for breakfast. But this morning was special, it was the 3rd of the month so we actually had Kellogg's Frosted Flakes. I pulled my bowl out of the dish rack, noticing 3 roaches scatter, I paid them no mind I was used to them by now. I poured my bowl of cereal and began to eat. The Smurfs was on, and right as Gargamel was about to start fucking w/ the Smurfette & Lazy Smurf (Who I think wasn't so much lazy just a chronic weed head) I looked down into my bowl of frosted flakes and saw a baby roach. It took me 10 years to eat flakes again. Being on Welfare was like that, even when you get a treat you still get tricked.

After about the 15th when everybody was broke again, and the food stamps started to run out you got to go outside more and play w/ your crew. We would ride our bikes, most of them stolen, stripped down and spray painted for obvious reasons. One afternoon, I was out in the streets riding bikes and doing tricks and shit, see my bike had a flat so I had to borrow one of my boys bikes... the bike w/ no breaks. The kind you had to put your foot in the back tire to make it come to a stop. SO we are racing and I'm winning and I'm getting amped up b/c like Kanye, I never win... and while i'm looking back talking shit, my friend yells watch out... I'm going full speed right into a brick wall so i do what any kid would do... I put my feet on the ground... but only it didn't stop the bike keep doing crashing into the wall. I walked w/ a limp for the rest of the month i swear.

But as I look back I love my life now, I've come along way from that kid w/ the extra curly hair and the cheap sneakers. I'm a writer who is read all over the world, I have readers in Europe, Germany and Korea. I plan to blog from the top of the Eiffel Tower one day. WiFi But life if great thanks for asking. Welfare can be used as a good thing a tool to help people lives get better I was blessed w/ a strong mother and a great brain. Thanks God.

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By now you have all heard the story, or some version of it, Mostly b/c Civil rights activists, bloggers and black radio hosts helped spread the word about the case, demanding an end to what they see as unequal justice. “We will not rest” until all charges are dropped against the Jena Six. But I'm not here to beat you in the head about the story of these 6 teens or even about racism, it exist... If you don't know this by now you might as well tie a rope around your neck and roll down the steps until you choke out to death. I'm here to point out the fact that we have to STOP ACTING LIKE NIGGERS. Example Number 1

1 - Jesse Jackson

This Rainbow clad negro goes and fucks up all the good about the Jena 6 and says that Barack Obama was "acting like he was white" for not speaking out about "Jena 6". It's shit like this that makes one of our greatest leaders irrelevant in the grand scales of things. But It wasn't this statement that prove to be Jesse Jackson's Nigger Moment but his rebuttal. He issued a statement to Obama by saying: "I reaffirm my commitment to vote for Sen. Barack Obama," See just like a nigger, to put his energy behind something he doesn't truly believe in. Note to Jesse, Don't support Obama b/c he's Black Support him b/c he's the best Candidate, Nigger!!

2 - Eddie Murphy

Edddieeeee!! Take care of your kids bruh!! Riddle me this, you rich than a mother, mother... yet you don't support scary spices kid, the kid you made out of wedlock. The one that made you divorce your wife. Yet you showcase your new chick, and her kids... Babyface's kids around town like they golden? If that ain't some nigger shit right there. Man take care of your kids man! FYI most "thugs" are thugs b/c their mothers are busy working their asses off b/c some no good man is out there being a man whore making more babies and not taking care of them, spending time with them or guiding their kids to be strong respectable adults.

3 - Brittney Spears

That's right Brittney Fucking Spears... again take care of your kids, you're in a custody battle to KEEP your children, yet you're acting like a no good, trifling baby mama, worst than that chick from Daddy's Little Girl. Every week you end up drunk on some magazine cover. No to Britt Britt you're a mother now, stay your hot ass in the damn house. If you're going to be a drunk ass party animal bring the damn party to you, go to the store get yourself a bottle of E&J or some Cisco and get throwed you don't have to do that mess in the streets while your kids are in the car. If people are saying K-Fed-Ex is better suited to raise kids than you... there is a problem. You might as well give those kids to Bruh-Man "IV" 5th floor. Niggers I swear.

Anyway that's my rant for today. Lets chat in the comment section I ain't got nothing better to do.

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Three men (I prefer to call them boys) were arrested in Henry County, GA Friday thanks to a prank that only they found to be funny. The pranksters stole a mannequin from the fire department training facility (of all places to steal a mannequin you go right into the police's backyard?!), painted the dummy "black", spray painted KKK on the chest of the dummy, and then proceeded to hang it over the damn freeway overpass ... can you say mental?

This clearly shows that with all the fights against racism taking place today that some people will just never learn the meaning of respect. It's one thing to dislike a person due to the color of their skin, although it's wrong, it has become widely accepted throughout history that some people are just imbeciles that way. But blatant disrespect is something COMPLETELY different!! To hang a "black" mannequin from a freeway with the letters "KKK" on the chest of it is ... I'm at a loss for words here. I don't even know what to call it! No matter what you or I call it, racism lives on in America and it's apparent that it ain't leavin in a hurry.

So, those of us with decency and respect for all human beings should be sure to rock ALL BLACK tomorrow, September 20th, in support of equality for ALL PEOPLE!! Not just black people or minorities as some are making it out to be about, but for ALL PEOPLE!!! Yes, the Jena6 sparked this movement, however, it's been a long time coming and its time for those of us who truly believe that this is a good cause to stand up and do at least the minimum and show our support.

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Then did reality television kill the video stars?

Remember when you would cut on BET and find videos (such as the one above) bumpin and you'd turn it up so loud that your moms would come out of the kitchen swingin a spatula tellin you to turn that "mess we called music" down? I guess those days are long gone and over with because I can't turn on the television without coming across some wannabe hot reality show that, in reality, sucks ass.

What is it about reality television that has us so enthralled? I, for one, am a junkie. There's no denying that. I love everything from America's Next Top Model to Flip that House. However if there were some quality television sitcoms that I didn't have to pay extra for (i.e. Weeds or The Wire on ShowTime ... damn thieves!) I'd sure as hell be watching that instead. I miss the days of music videos on Music Television, VH1, and BET. I would say we always have 106 and Park but that mess ain't permissible though ... they play the same ass pop videos day after day. And the kids in the audience is half of what makes that show unbearable ... they have no idea what midnight love or video soul is all about so watchin them do tha "souljah boy" makes me squirm a little.

I figure within the next few years or so music videos will be replaced by reality television shows for every artist out there ... I wonder what 50 will call his show ... "I make money ... Fuck you." What about Ludacris or T.I? If you had to pick a few of the top artists out there to give a reality television show to replace thier videos, who would you pick and what would thier show name be? Shit, if Flavor Flav can do it ... anybody can! And I think VH1 has proved that time and time again ... hence Brett Michels and The Rock of Love ... smch.

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Back in my day I did a little modeling... Very little. A local designer asked me to be one of his models for a fashion show. I obliged, and just so happened I caught the eye of this model who got a glimpse of my MANXILLA while I was wearing these pants made from some of the thinnest fabric ever created by man. During the after party and a few drinks later she asked me if she could touch it. We drove to the Motel for a short stay where I got some decent head & some mediocre pussy. But during the car ride I got THE WORST HAND JOB EVER!!!! Now many years later I've come to the conclusion that females don't know how to beat a dick. So here is a guide on the proper way to give a hand job.

Be Firm

One of the many mistakes I've come across while letting a female's hand slide on my sausage is she doesn't hold it tight enough. Ladies dudes don't like loose pussy and for this film, or sex session your hand is the pussy so don't be afraid to get a nice tight grip, now you don't have to strangle it but apply a little about of force to it. We like it tight!!

The Fast & The Furious

Men like to fuck, and fucking is fast, hard and furious. So if you're nice soft hands are wrapped around my dick, go hard or go home. A loose slow hand job really does nothing for me. It's okay to switch up speeds but come back w/ some speed and then slow down. It's just like if you were using your hips to change up the tempo of the love making, only this time your wrist is the driving force of the action.

Practice Makes Perfect

Most women nowadays give head, so while you're on the D, let your mouth guide your hand. Make it wet b/c lubrication is IMPORTANT! This action will get your hand in the motion of how to properly glide along the penis.

Advice From An Expert

I actually had to seek professional help for this blog and sought out the help of a Beat It Consultant - Kina Kara aka Jia who offered up a technique she liked to call the Hurricane. Ladies you clapse your hands together and go back and forth while going up and down. Simulating the movements of a Hurricane. Jia adds "dudes love it Esp if i kinda fuck with the head while im doing it"

There are many other tips i can put out there but we all know people don't like to read... and plus I'm a whore for comments so Ladies & Gentlemen Lets use the comment section as a place to exchange tips for pleasing our partners. Who knows you might learn something.

So Please Leave A Comment

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The following blog was written by my co-host the great Won Fish Too Fish Read Fish Blew Fish. It's his latest stroke of genius so check it out and enjoy it like you came up with the idea. You might also want to listen to the show we did last night.

Until then

is peanut butter and effin jelly.

Ladies and gentz... I have to break my non-writing streak to bring you my latest moment of genius.

I present to you... directions for making the soon to be household famous

Upside Down

Peanut Butter

&

Jelly Sandwich

1. Find the right bread: traditionally white bread is used (think "Wonder Bread" or "Bunny Bread") but for several reasons a multigrain/whole wheat is better for your health:..:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O />

o White bread isn't as sturdy and the jelly soaks through (remember your grade school field trips with prepackaged lunches? no good.)

o White bread is extremely processed and lacks vitamins - why not make this delicious and healthy?

o Multigrain adds its own flavor that complements the sweetness of the jelly and peanut butter.

o When choosing whole wheat, make sure the bread is 100% whole wheat flour, not 100% enriched whole wheat flour.

2. Choose your peanut butter. You'll need to decide between chunky or smooth. Chunky can often be harder to spread, as it can tear the bread. But it does add a nice crunch.

3. Choose your jelly. Not every flavor will work -- most people like grape, strawberry or raspberry.

4. Get a good amount of peanut butter on a knife or spoon (this amount varies with your personal preference) and spread it out evenly onto one of the slices of bread.

5. Wipe any residual peanut butter from the knife onto the second piece of bread.

6. Scoop some jelly onto the other slice of bread. Again, the amount is up to you, but when in doubt, use less rather than more. Jelly tends to squeeze out the edges and drip if you use too much. Make sure to spread the jelly evenly.

7.
Gently press the two slices of bread together (facing the sides with the peanut butter and jelly towards each other).

8. Turn it upside down

9.
Cut sandwich. This could be in half crosswise into two congruent triangular slices, in half across the shorter width into two rectangles, into fourths either of these directions, or into as many pieces as you want. Enjoy!

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This shit is funny as hell, i was waiting for Kanye to throw a hissy fit for losing this too!! lol But this makes me think of all of the funniest skits and non skits to come on the tv in the past few years... Let see there was

Wayne Brady on Chappelle

Flava of Love Season 2

Hell Date - They are Bootlegging BET Youtube Clips now

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Back in the 90's I used to mess w/ a self proclaimed Lying Ass Libra, fast foward to late last year, I met another lying ass libra by way of a sex crazed blog groupie. Yes, that's right Blog Groupie, apparently there are some females who will let you do the "ATLANTA mouth smack" just b/c you host a blog with a lot of traffic. Anyway shorty was a pathological liar, but me being a sucker for a good screw, failed to pick up on all the signs that a female gearing up to tell a bold face lie. Now I'm not talking about the standard lies females tell like: "This is my hair" or "My eyes really are hazel" or the infamous "I haven't had sex in 3 years" SMCH try 3 hours you no good, filthy cum sponge soaked in bile. but here are some tell-tale signs that she's lying.

Her Lip Gloss Is Popping

One thing females do when they lie is lick their lips... Think about it? Do you find yourself unconsciously licking your lips right before you tell a fib? This is because of some scientific change that goes on in the female body which causes the mouth the get dry and that lip gloss to no longer be popping, so she'll start to lick her lips like it's Mr. Marcus's Dick, and swallow like they do on the cartoons when the evil villain walks into the room. GULP!!

What Had Happen Was

Dudes what I'm about to tell you might seem unmanly, but choking a chick (not to be confused w/ choking the chicken) is never cool. Ask questions!!! In my day I have crept with a lot of ladies who had a man and they would all tell me what they told him to get away. Most of their reasons were they type where you think... and he believed that shit? But if you ask a question, and she's lying... she'll probably answer you w/ another question like "What does Tasha need from the mall? or "Why am I working out in Thongs?". Now if they don't question your question she might hesitate before continuing the delivery of the subject of her sentence.

Throw Them Hands UP!!!

Another key to if she's lying or not is to watch her hands. It's a natural fact that people show emotion with their hands. So you can put your money on the fact that she's if she's not moving her hands or if they are stuck in her armpits then she's probably hiding something from you. If you see this immediately grab her by the shoulders and shake the shit out of her... Nah I'm just playing but if her hands aren't moving, her brain is more than likely moving a mile a minute trying to remember the details of the story her and her girlfriends put together which would probably be equip with alibis, witnesses, and hard core evidence... but don't believe it. She's lying... I can smell it.

All in all females lie, just as much as men if not more, so trust your gut...and if you get hit w/ the "You're not my DADDY" hit her w/ "Neither is that nigga who lives in your house and fucks your mother", then Yuuuuaaaaa and do the superman on that... On the real simply pay attention and open up the kind of truthful and loving relationship with your lady b/c unlike men, most females are not going to lie, cheat or stray unless you give them a reason.

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I am not exaggerating today only facts! It's Sunday! Ain't no half Steppin...HIT IT!!!

Rap superstar MnM announced he is in the studio cooking on some projects and one of the concoctions could be a follow-up to "Encore."

Da hell you waitin' for here's the encore! M&M is in the studio cooking on some projects and one of the concoctions could be a follow-up to "Encore."

Are you as curious as I am? What happened to MnM? Ya boy DeShaun "Proof" Holton died and he disappeared. It must've been hard to bear when his "My Buddy" left him. To honor his death MnM finally got rid of Hailiey's mom, Kim! Yay! maybe we don't have to hear anymore songs of him stuffing her in the trunk, but rather song of playdates, chuckycheese parties, and Disney trips. The two who married again in Jan. of this year filed for divorce a 2nd time 3 months later. However, this time they parted ways with hankerchief tied to a stick, a pound, and a kiss that only Lil' Wayne and Baby would appreciate.

In the meantime, Eminem is working alongside several artists on his Shady Records roster, most notably Stat Quo and Ca$his. Keep some chapstick by ya side ya just never know when daddy's gonna want some shurga! MUAH!

I use to love this show!!

The B.I.G.D.A.double D.Y.K.A.N.E, Doug E Fresh, The Worlds Greatest D.J. Cash Money. Ed Lover and Dr. Dre, MC Shan have linked up with Puma to launch a clothing line after the MTV classic show, "Yo! MTV Raps." I'm gonna cop these!!! The line debuts on Sept. 15 (yesterday). Check it you know how retailers front and only release this type of stuff in major cities! BOOO! SO, I did some checking and found most of the gear is sold in different markets based on the celebrity. Kane has more distributors than Ed Lover and Dre. You will have to go to the site PUMA and hook it up!

Limited Editions

Rap Trading Cards...WOW!

Clydes

Aiight! This is the perverted monk! Remember Jena 6 on 9-20-2007 in Jena, LA protest and march! Go to Jena. If you can't go wear all black. I'm outtie 5000----> zoom!

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What's up! I'm here to rock ya with the exaggerated truth! So get out ya hearphones and turn up the volume/ I got that underground hip hop/ a joint to make ya head bob/ This kat called Blu brings the flow real hard/ He's got something for errybody/ the joints to move ya body/ or stimulate the grey in ya noggin'/ I had to review him on this blog/ ...and/ check him out on the 'Space/ ...and/ don't hesitate to add him to ya friend's list/...then/ get them fingers to movin' and pimp'em/ make it happen. Spread the word and support a real lyricist/ cop the album. Hooooruah!

Ok! I am so feeling this album I felt like doing the Carlton!

Blu expresses the good and bad times of an MC goes while trying to maintain life and a music career. This album is BANGIN'! The beats are authentic, the lyrics are sincere, there is passion in his delivery. It's what Hip Hop Heads thought basement music would be, want it to be, what it ought to be. Blu & Exile's sound remind me of "The Coup's Genocide and Juice" a little. Back when MC's didn't have budget or expense accounts and they got their friends to be in their videos! Those were the days are they coming back?

There aren't too many tracks I didn't like. There were some verses that hit me I included them under the track, in the track listing. Click Real Hip Hop
to hear the full album or click a track on the player. Enjoy!

1. My World Is ... I love this track it is a true throw back
2. The Narrow Path
3. So[ul] Amazin' (Steel Blazin')
4. Jucien' Dranks (feat. Taarach)
5. In Remembrance of Me
6. Blu Collar Workers
7. Dancing In The Rain

I say cool, but the truth is I’m stressing a grip/ Cause it’s hard to make music when this depression exists/ They say use it as inspiration – the best of them did/ But I just MC, I can’t handle this pressure for shit/ And if you ask me, stress is a bitch/ My girl needs more pretension and my record label’s desperate for hits/ Now I’m pissed ‘cause I’m getting out the zone again/ Makes me start to dread when I see a microphone and shit/ It ain’t supposed to be like that – I said ‘I’ll be right back’/ I left the office, got on the phone and called my partner Jack/ And I asked him, ‘Remind me why I’m rappin’’/ And right before he answered, I remembered my passion in the past/ When I was scribbling in my tablet/ To box out my mom and dad scrappin’/ To help me when my grandmother passed/ Plus the many times that I was homeless/ At the times that I was broke, this music made a way when I was hopeless/ He told me to remember the rain and to diminish the pain/ And he told me not to ask him again/

I got a call from my girl last week/ She telling me about that time of the month and how it may not come/ Dropped the phone right before she said I might have a son/ And I started asking God how come/ I got dreams I ain’t reached yet – ends that ain’t meet yet/ When it comes to being a man, shit I’m barely getting my feet wet / Trying to hit reset knee deep in debt/ Trying to figure out how to feed a mouth that ain’t got teeth yet/ How the hell am I gonna show a child to be a man/ When I’m twenty-two without a clue on how to take a stand/ Against this system when it’s just us/ Wanna show ‘em justice/ But last year I was just in cuffs/ What the fuck am I supposed to do when he’s telling me ‘Dad I need some food’?/ I’m looking down at my stomach and mine is grumbling too/ What can I tell him when he’s twenty-two/ And he’s asking me what the fuck I was thinking when mommy’s tummy grew?/ Was I scared, was I getting prepared?/ Or did I even think of leaving her without a father’s care?/ Should I tell him that it’s hell here and life ain’t fair?/ Or should I try to make a change when he’s pulling on my leg?

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TI & PSC on the Set of his Next Video Hurt in Atlanta, GA

Some TI Pics for the ladies, so don't ever say I never did anything for you!!! lol Anyway it's Saturday Post some link, and let everyone know what's hot... Basically here is your chance to promote your blog!

Thembi - Check out her blog on Bad Hair... You'll laugh out loud I promise

Paula Soul - She's a new blogger we should show her some lub

Lisa C - 73 Things Men Should Know About Women

FWNBTD - Folks With Nothing Better To Do, the funniest Show on the Internet... This one Stars Myself!! lol

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Usher Instore @ Macy unleashing his new Cologne.

**Sniff** Man you smell like Phys Ed!! Smell is one of the most Important parts of hygiene. Smelling good is vital so picking the right cologne could make or break a potential holla, Job offer, marriage proposal and more. Recently I was scent hi-jacked by my mother. We were driving into NYC, last month and she insisted that I put on this mystery oil she pulled out the glove box of the Benz. I said no, she said wear it, I said no, she said Wear it, I said No I already Have something on... She pulled over on the side of the road, pulled out a gun, held it to my head, hogged tied me and splashed the stuff on my neck... Okay Maybe she didn't do all that but I ended up w/ this oil on my body and seeping through my pores, mixing w/ my Dolce Gabanna Blue Cologne. What are your favorite scents to wear?

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It's Xilla, I'm back once again after a 2 day mini blog vacation. Actually put in some OT b/c my birthday is coming up in 2 weeks and I refuse to be broke since the birthday falls during rent week. I'm getting old, but no fret I'm aging like wine and my life is getting better by the minute... but I'm scared. Scared that I might be that dirty old man my mother always cut her eyes at whenever she took me to my step-father's barbershop to get my gumby, high top fade w/ 2 parts or HI-Low Slope sculpted ever other week. I noticed the problem when I was cruising the web for content for the site and found myself staring at my monitor for an hour straight looking at this picture.

Yes Rihanna seems to have gone through a growth spurt. (Noticed I said Rihanna and not that Planet Formerly Known as Pluto.) I've noticed as I got older my will to resist the pig like urges inside of me have damn near disappeared. I remember when I could walk by a woman whose ass was so fat you could see it from the front and not turn my head to catch a glance of the plump roundness of her onion booty. But these days I'm breaking my neck to glance at the rumps of females passer byers.

I remember one of the few times I seen my father, I had gave him a ride to the local KFC to get some chicken. We had just spent the whole day kicking it and shooting the shit. He had just recovered from being hit by a car and had been drinking all day when he got the sudden urge for some CHICKEN! We walked up to the counter and he ordered his meal w/ a beverage adding an extra dollar to the order. He came back to my spot in line and what was an attempt at a whisper said... "I wanted to tell her I wanted some of that TITTY MILK" as he proceeded to laugh in an old perverted way. I swear from his laugh alone you would have though he creamed his pants. I just shook my head as the girl looked at me and I apologized w/ my eyes.

Needless to say I didn't eat my food that day, I just knew there was a spit special encased in that bag. But I find myself not being able to resist staring at boobies when a females talks to me, or glances at asses and saying damn. No one ever says anything so I justify it as the female wanting the attention... I mean why else would she wear that super v-neck top that shows 85% of her bosom? Or those extra tight pants that cup her ass? I would write more in this blog but I'm ashamed of myself. So I ask the ladies who read BlogXilla.com how does it feel when you know a guy has undressed you w/ his eyeballs had his way w/ you and didn't even bother to give you his name?

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