You can get this lap dance here for free!! ... SYKE!!

Now I’ve done some out of the ordinary things in my life … but I must say that this dude here has me (and probably you too!) beat!!! In Nashville, TN some hard up man printed fake hundred dollar bills from his computer, and passed them out like government cheese at the skrip club in return for lap dances. Call me silly but ummmm … I would think that if anybody could tell the difference between some real money and some fake money would be a stripper. They deal with money all day and all night ... you don’t think they’d be able to acknowledge a real bill from a bill that was printed off of your Dell PC just the night before on some recycled printing paper, right? Well it turns out that my assumption is correct, because they were the ones who called the police on this triflin’ fool. After about $600 worth of splurging from this apparently broke regular, they called in 5-0. To add insult to injury, this cat told the po’s that he’d recently sold some gold coins (gold coins?!?) and made a quick $1400 bucks off of em. Upon investigation, the dude’s family snitched like a bunch of first graders and told the cops there was an image of a c-note on the damn computer. I’ve been called stupid many a times in my life, but this guy right here is about to possibly spend up to 15 years in prison and have his PC confiscated, not to mention pay them skrippers back in real life funds for a few sloppy lap dances given by some drunk strippers. I wonder if to him, it was worth it. Looking from the outside in though … he may have been better off buyin him a hooker and callin it a night.