The Planet Formerly Known As Pluto pt.3
When we last left our Hero, she had finally got close enough to her solar crush... The "Son". After numerous telephone conversations they decided to go on a date, later on in the evening The Planet FKAP was overly excited, she could barely wipe the smile off of her face.
She wanted to read up, one what the latest fashions were, and get some hot advice from one of the most popular magazines in the world. Since she was still getting used to being a person, instead of a planet what other publication should she read other than People?
Sure she stumbled on some of the words, mistaken OUT for OAT, News for Noose and many other errors she decided to look at the pictures. That's when she realized she needed to get what she seen many other women in the industry rocking this fall...
A HEAD STAND
So, she bribed her little brother to be just that, paying him in Now & Laters, MIke and Ikes and video game rentals from blockbuster. She took pride in knowing that his shirt didn't clash w/ her dress and her head fit perfectly on top of that extra forehead lump mother nature has decided to bless him w/ when she heard a loud and violent SNAP!!
She panicked wondering if she had broke her newly acquired
Head Stand
. Plus she wondered what would she do w/ all the Now & Laters scattered all over the floor. So our hero faced w/ yet another dilemma started to scream for help.
She searched all over the building for help, telling everyone she that oops she did it again. she broke her travel sized head stand the same way she broke her economy sized one before.
Luckily for our hero a she bumped into Mr. Black Hole, who explained to her, that these "PEOPLE" were not head stands... but PEOPLE. He asked her how did she ever get such an Idea and she explained she read it in a magazine and even showed him the article. They shared a good laugh when
He explained that the article doesn't say head stand but hug, and invited The Planet FKAP to enroll in the Xilla Learning Center for new and improved skills in reading. Our Hero enrolled and We at XLC are glad to say The Planet is reading better than ever.
