The Planet Formerly Known As Pluto 2
The Planet FKAP @ MTV Studios
When we last left our hero she was fighting off the evil Papa Razzi w/ the Head-nificent chair vogue. But times have change and our hero faces a new Threat... It's called Love. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you The Bermuda Triangle of Love.
We join our hero engulfed in a memory, a memory of love. You see back in the day our hero has a mega crush on this guy, but all of the other planets never let her get close enough to her star. She so desperately wanted to feel his warmth. But all of the other Planets kept her on the outskirts of the universe cold and alone with only her Umbrella.
Then it happen Cupid's arrow landed, in the form of a lame attempt at a compliment. "I never knew so much skin on someone's cranium could be so ravishing." The Planet FKAP laughed. When suddenly she heard a thunderous crash coming from the other room.
"Oh Hell Naw... Every time WE GO OUT I GOTTA PROVE MY LOVE" said the evil ex boyfriend Timberland, former moon of Saturn, who was disenfranchised and banished from it's orbit for losing weight and using Steroids. He was determined to win back his former love by any means necessary.
The evil Timberland was on his way to destroy this clown who was hitting on his boo, when he bumped into the The last Jedi knight Obie Kanye Wanobi "Halt" shouted Obie Kan! But w/ one swift motion, Timberland reached back and Bitch Smacked Obie Kan turning his shade into pixie dust.
Wanobi not yet in tuned w/ the full powers of the force, threw a temper tantrum from hell and as Timbo flinched at him, he immediately called for Scottie to Beam him up into outer space. Thus Clearing the way for the main event.
WTF!!!
Timbo stormed into the studio w/ a loud roar, coming in between The Planet FKAP and her new lover. The Planet FKAP tried to explain that she doesn't know this clown but Timbo was determined to used some tricks he learned from Mag and OO. Rambling!!!. "look thats my fore head and sometimes i like to rub mayonnaise on it like this right...
14 Hours later the would be lover dropped dead from ear exhaustion. The Planet FKAP had to think fast, she didn't know much but one thing she did know was that she didn't want to be the Music biz first retired Planet/Moon couple so she figured she confuse him w/ Gangster Lean and Smile combination.
It seemed to work, Timbo suddenly realized... "This Hoe ain't no Aaliyah and thought to himself I wonder what Lil Mo, Nicole Raye & Tweet are doing? I bet if I give them a beat I could feel on their butts."
Our Hero let out a sign of relief and that's when she saw him... The man she's been in love w/ since she was just a tiny planet hovering him like a gnat on a summer's day.
The SON
She decided to introduce herself, and maybe they could live happily ever after...
