The Great Chicken Wing Hunt
Last night, I decided I wanted to some Chinese food for dinner, well not really Chinese food but Chicken Wings & Fried Rice. But I think I was a victim of racism. As I walked in I knew I was going to order the classic hood combo, but i hesitated during my order I said "I want an order of Chicken wings and"... then suddenly Ming became a mind reader when she blurted out "Chicken Fried Rice" I simply said yes, but how did she know? Do I look like a greased mouth afro american obsessed w/ fried chicken and watermelon? Well contrary to popular belief the Afro American isn't the only race obsessed with the marvelous chicken wing.
A group of white people are in Search of the worlds best chicken wing. Matt Reynolds, a documentary filmmaker, was leading the “Great Chicken Wing Hunt.” According to the article he got the idea while working as a journalist in Slovakia, where he made it his mission to introduce chicken wings to Europeans. Now you don't just make introducing chicken wings to white people your mission... You make it your life's GOAL!!! The golden crispy goodness of FRIED CHICKEN is not something you simply introduce to people. It's like giving someone crack for the first time, and we all know you don't just walk up to people and say here try crack. But that's what this guy is doing.
Where is the outrage, were are the groups of protesters with picket signs, where is PETA now. Huh. I swear first they take Micheal Vick from us, and now they are trying to take our beloved Chicken Wing. But no need to fear, I guess the group is searching all the wrong places. They are planning on making stops at Adirondacks, Watertown, Syracuse and Rochester. News Flash if you guys plan on finding the worlds best chicken wing you need to go to the ghettos of America, the marcy projects, the kitchens of welfare recipients nationwide or any black southern home after church on Sundays. So I guess all is not lost.
