Smurfy

See I told you youngin's cereal used to come w/ Prizes inside... Now those very same Smurf Stickers Lost me my front tooth... We had just came back from Pathmark and I wanted those Stickers and wanted them bad so my dear momma decided to pick up a box of Smury Berry Cereal for her youngest Child that morning b4 school I ate my first bowl tilted the box to the side gave it a few gentle shakes,,, Excitement builds in my young body I see the top of the golden brown packaging that Post cereal Prizes come in and i reach and retrieved my prize... i open my stickers and proceeded to eat the rest of my cereal.. Now me being a child genius I had to catch a bus to school b/c The gifted and Talented kids went to school on the nice side of Elizabeth, NJ... So I get home ready to paste my stickerson my bed and on my Art book and they are gone.... I had a fit a temper tantrum started to cry I walked into my sisters room to see them stuck onto a picture of her dresser I screamed and tried to attack my sister who was at the time bigger than me, Bad Idea she knocked me into the radiator resulting in me missing my front tooth for the rest of my childhood life... Damn Smurf Berries!!!!

You Can't Do That On Television

I used to love this show I wanted to get slimed so bad that on yet another trip home from Pathmark I begged my mother for 25 cent to get me a globe of slime from those red candy toy machines that used to be in the Supermarket ( what happend to those things ) my dear mother surely gave me the quarter... maybe b/c gas wasaffordableback then 5 bucks would fill up the tankbut needless to say i got my smile and I played w/ it all night pouring over my GI JOE Action Figures... But around Dinner my Thugged out cousin Naim was spending the night and I got him good RIght when he was sleeping I took out my now Dirty Globe of Smile and dumped it over his head... lol He cried so hard... tried to fight me but I used to be able to kick his ass back then... All That has Nothing on YCDTOTV

Garbage Pail Kids

I used to collect these Grusome things maybe this is the reason why kids in the Ghetto are the way they are I mean Snotty Steve, Up Chuck... the list goes on I remember Trading everything from Now & Laters to 5 cent Super Blo's I had a fridge Door full of GPK stickers Remember if you collected the whole thing it would make a Big Poster you could tape together...