Don't Call It A Comeback
Happy Monday Folks, I'm off of work today and I plan on using this whole day to do absolutely nothing!!! Go Me!! But this weekend I had my latest stroke of genius, I came up w/ the perfect comeback technique for has been, surreal life musicians to make their way back into the game. Since all of these "New Rappers" are remaking old songs, why don't the "Old Rapper" Remake New songs. They can send all check, and monetary donations to the right in my chip-in Birthday Fund. (Oh I was dead serious when I asked for a Dollar from everyone who reads my blogs). My suggestion for rappers and singers of the MTV Raps Generation goes as followed
Heavy D - The overweight love killed the 80's w/ songs like Mr. Big Stuff, Money Can't Buy Me Love and more, but as I listened to local radio it dawned on me, he could re-make TI's Big Thangs Poppin. Couldn't you hear a diddily Diddily Dee right after that Lil Thangs Popping. Mixed w/ an over weight version of the The Heavster Cranking Dat Oreo? Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Michael Jackson - The King of Pop, ruled the airwaves in his hay day. So it's only right that he jacks the airwaves, Latest all day on the radio king, T-Pain. Now couldn't we just see Michael serenaded little kids everywhere w/ Teddy Pain's hit Buy you a Drank. I mean it even has a Shawty Snap in there. Perfect. Kids would love it.
Bobby Brown - This one is really too easy, he could remake a whole gang of songs. We Fly High, Can't Tell Me Nothing, Stronger... You know after one sniff of that stuff he'll get that retarded Bam Bam Strength. Bobby could make a whole album off nothing but remakes and it would totally fit. We Fly High... SNORTING!!!
Skee-Lo - Back in the day he wished he was a little bit taller but now, he can revel in his height handicap and jack Plies for the track to Shawty. I'm sure he's at home watching Dr. Phil advising him to love himself. And what better way to show that then by hopping back on the mic to let's us know the power of your Shortness. But you'll have to fight for this song.
Mc Lyte Feat Queen Latifah - Yep, he would have to fight to the death with these 2 ladies over the shawty song. I mean this is their chance to not only get back in the rap game but also come out the closet. La, Lyte, we all know you 2 like to munch the carpet every now and then... And there is nothing wrong w/ it. I understand your addiction to eating pussy. I often dream of eating pussy until I turn into a lesbian. So You two call each other up and Remake this song already.
