Yeah I know Kweli has nothing to do w/ this post but Who cares...

Throughout time there have been many languages, Yiddish, Pig Latin, Ebonics but none like this one. I like to call it dubbonics. It's the way urban youth double a word to express the seriousness of what we are talking about. Let me tell you a story.

It was about 5 years ago, I had called my brother "Jerrod" up, he was so glad I had called him, I didn't really understand what he was talking about but, all I know he said ok I'm on my way and hung up. 15 minutes later he called me back, thanking and praising God, that I had called him. See he was notorious for hooking up with people off of blackplanet.com who didn't have a picture. See there are 2 types of people I will not interact with over the internet. People with not pictures and people w/ the angles. What is the Angles well, it's those pictures that are all from weird angles and one side only. There are no full body pictures and front view pics, just pics w/ the camera above there head and slightly tilted 60 degrees and always from the right side of there face. Anyway on this particular day he explained to me that he had meet the woman from hell she was 4-7 and about 400 lbs with a giant green birthmark on her face, with pimples that pop and oozed goop every 10 minutes. Now not to say that she wasn't cool people just he intended to hook up w/ her to do the dirty jersey sanchez and all types of xxx rated stuff. But, once he saw her he sat in Rutgers student lounge with her, and watched the Giants game for about an hour, totally ignoring her until I called and gave him his escape route. He said "Yo Sun, she was ugly, I mean Ugly, Ugly!!!" I laughed so hard.

I would later find out the meaning of his pain myself. This is probably the worst thing I have ever done in my life, well no its not but this still haunts me, one day while surfing the pages of BP I got a message from FreakNastyGirl99 saying something like I'm the creator of the Jersey MeatHook, blah blah blah, She got my attention, saying that she will be in Elizabeth NJ, on Saturday and that we should hook up, (there was more messages exchanged) Fast forward to Saturday, she called me and says she is getting off the bus, I close my giant Omnipoint phone, and head to go meet her, I park my car, walk to the bus stop and there she was, the same female who my brother had wine and dined at Rutgers student lounge. I dipped around a the side of the bus, walked up 2 blocks and around 2 corners back to my car, it must have took me a good 15 minutes. I drove off into the sunset, Yea I know that was Bad, I mean Bad, Bad but still, I might have lost a finger if…

So there you have your example of Dubbonics, using a word twice to stress the meaning of how serious the situation was. Now, I know this isn't funny, funny, but I think it is still funny. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Can you give me an Example of Dubbonics?

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In Hilliard Ohio apparently they have nothing better to do, Hilliard Davidson High School senior Kyle Garchar who will further be referred to as "dude" planned about 60 hours on how to define his legacy as a high school senior. How would he do this you ask? Well his goal was to get the fans of the opposing team to hold up big cards that all spelled out "WE SUCK!!!" at a football game, which I think about it is pretty funny.

Unfortunately the principal didn't think it was so funny and gave the mastermind and two students who helped him three days of in-school suspension and banned them from extracurricular activities for a semester. Worthy punishment for the notoriety and extra chick who would think he's was cool I'm sure he collected a few extra pair of panties after that one.

My question is why the hell should they be suspended for pulling a mediocre prank such as a "WE SUCK" sign? They could have been like our class which knew that the school area attracted a lot of birds during lunch time, so during fourth period, right before lunch break, we all excused ourselves on restroom breaks and proceeded to dump big ass bags of birdseed that included broken up Alka seltzer tablets out onto the quad ... it was an explosive experience. No birds blew up but the doo doo that covered the school grounds from wall to wall to wall was mad ridiculous, and boy was administration pissed about it! Maybe these kids got suspended cuz thier dumb asses put the evidence on YouTube ending the video clip w/ a special thanks to the students, parents and faculty of Darby High... It couldn't have been done w/o you, instead of destroying it like we did.

Eh, you live and you learn I guess, at least this kid will be famous for the rest of his school year and that's always pleasing in High School. He'll be the "WE SUCK!!!" prank boy ... yeah, that's great, just fabulous. Maybe he'll think of somethin better to be known for next semester, like "Cherry Bombed the Toilets" boy or even better, "Drilled a Hole in the Girl's Locker Room" boy ... except I think that one has serious federal implications so he might wanna stray away from that one ... or at least not put the evidence on YouTube.

Have you ever witnessed or been a victim of a High School Prank?

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The good folks at Nike decided to give Kanye West his own Version of the Back II the Future Nike. SMCH!! But we can't tell him nothing he was rocking them recently at Listening party. So since the world, myself included are going 80's crazy, a random list of memories that have crossed my mind hopefully you'll get some memories of your own.

My Top 5 80 Moments
5. Tranformer Cartoon - When Optimus Prime Died
4. Simon Says - That game was Addictive
3. Board Games - I'll give you Trouble
2. ThunderCats - Maybe that's why I spent my early years involved w/ so many HOOOOOEESSS!!
1. WWF Action Figures - Nothing Spelled fun like those non bendable hard ass plastic dolls.

Smurfy

See I told you youngin's cereal used to come w/ Prizes inside... Now those very same Smurf Stickers Lost me my front tooth... We had just came back from Pathmark and I wanted those Stickers and wanted them bad so my dear momma decided to pick up a box of Smury Berry Cereal for her youngest Child that morning b4 school I ate my first bowl tilted the box to the side gave it a few gentle shakes,,, Excitement builds in my young body I see the top of the golden brown packaging that Post cereal Prizes come in and i reach and retrieved my prize... i open my stickers and proceeded to eat the rest of my cereal.. Now me being a child genius I had to catch a bus to school b/c The gifted and Talented kids went to school on the nice side of Elizabeth, NJ... So I get home ready to paste my stickerson my bed and on my Art book and they are gone.... I had a fit a temper tantrum started to cry I walked into my sisters room to see them stuck onto a picture of her dresser I screamed and tried to attack my sister who was at the time bigger than me, Bad Idea she knocked me into the radiator resulting in me missing my front tooth for the rest of my childhood life... Damn Smurf Berries!!!!

You Can't Do That On Television

I used to love this show I wanted to get slimed so bad that on yet another trip home from Pathmark I begged my mother for 25 cent to get me a globe of slime from those red candy toy machines that used to be in the Supermarket ( what happend to those things ) my dear mother surely gave me the quarter... maybe b/c gas wasaffordableback then 5 bucks would fill up the tankbut needless to say i got my smile and I played w/ it all night pouring over my GI JOE Action Figures... But around Dinner my Thugged out cousin Naim was spending the night and I got him good RIght when he was sleeping I took out my now Dirty Globe of Smile and dumped it over his head... lol He cried so hard... tried to fight me but I used to be able to kick his ass back then... All That has Nothing on YCDTOTV

Garbage Pail Kids

I used to collect these Grusome things maybe this is the reason why kids in the Ghetto are the way they are I mean Snotty Steve, Up Chuck... the list goes on I remember Trading everything from Now & Laters to 5 cent Super Blo's I had a fridge Door full of GPK stickers Remember if you collected the whole thing it would make a Big Poster you could tape together...

Check this out!!! W/ Commercials!!!
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What are some of your childhood Memories?

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Recently Michelle Obama, is a very strong black woman, I get chills just thinking about her. Recently at one of her speaking engagements she said "If you can't run your own house, you can't run the White House." Immediately the press ran w/ it as Angry Black Woman takes swipe at Hillary. Well Maybe they didn't say it like but they might as well had with all the attention the comment received. But my question today is Why does the media have such a problem w/ a strong black women? Me personally I praise the strong black woman who has more to do than just watch BET and try to get down the latest dance moves and hottest fashions. You see a strong black woman is like tripping and falling into a pool of money. Unfortunately, when most men get a fly strong black woman they ruin them, by cheating or using them to a point where they buckle down and handle their business even more.

You see women are queens, who should be worshiped, pampered, and praised. So today if you're holding down your job, house, kids and man. Then I applaud you and all you do. Thank you.

What Makes you a Strong Black Woman?

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Russell Simmons walking and holding hands w/ somoene other than his wife. And According to Concrete Loop's Blind Item, which does not state this is Kimora - she accepts her husband’s constant cheating and she tells female friends, ‘ignore what your man does, because men have different needs compared to women. A woman is content with one man throughout her life span but a man needs to be with several different women throughout his span to feel complete and I accept that.” “Keep your family together, no matter what he does.”.

Good stuff will make you do crazy things. There should be a list of do's and don't in the bedroom, Kinda like the pool, you know, no running, no jumping no pissing in the pool and all that other stuff. Now I know I shouldn't be comparing the Cooch to a public pool but there needs to be rules. The following things could ruin or cancel any potential sex you might have received. We often make simple little mistakes that could make shorty just want to go home and pull out her toy and get bizzy!!!

Luckily most of these things are just b/c everyone can't be a sexual intellectual like myself but I'm here to help.

Rule 1: DO NOT ASK: WHAT DO YOU LIKE

It's the first time you are having sex w/ her let's say the 3rd date, ok maybe the 2nd or hell you just met a jump off in the club and spent half of your check buying her and her friends drinks and dinner so you could look like a baller you are NOT. Your Kissing, her eyes are rolling in the back of her head, the pants come off and Then... Dun Dun Dun DAAA you ask the Question... "so do you like it ruff" Well guess what you just embarrassed her, she may have been ready to let you do the Atlanta Mouth Smack
Thats when you go and fuck her mom. Then, when your done, immediately go to her room and smack her in the mouth with your cock while she's sleeping. I mean really what do you expect her to say yea G-BO are you familiar w/ the Atlanta Mouth Smack, or how about the Dirty Jersey Sanchez? You might be trying to sound sexy or be considerate but you're not you just end up sounding like dude from American Pie!!!

Do: Try to do whatever, you'll get the feel of what you can and cannot do, and you never know you might have a freak on your hands and end up re-making your favorite porno minus the camera's and extras standing around waiting for you to finish so they could have lunch!!!

Rule 2: Don't Try to Stick Your Tongue In Her Ear:

It's down right nasty, you're going to be all juicy mouthed and then 2 minutes later she can hear the spit dripping down and banging on her ear drum!!!! it's just down right disgusting especially on the first fuck!!

DO...Go Soft. I'm not saying never go for the ear. But when you do nibble the earlobe, Lick the edges or something like that.

Rule 3: Don't Stick Your SemiHard ManTool in her Cooch:

I understand: You're hoping it will get harder once it's in. Or you're thinking that if you act like everything's fine, then everything will be fine. Or maybe you're treating your penis like your Kid or the child your babysitting -- you're going to show him who's boss and send him to his room. The only thing more humiliating than stuffing a flaccid penis inside someone is being stuffed by a flaccid penis. She can feel all of your fear, insecurities, and Desperations. Hey I know sometimes you feel obligated to give them the dick but you don't always have to fuck... ( I learned the Hard way) But if you do this, Trust me there will not be a round 2 or a rematch, you will not pass go and collect $200, but you will be sent right to the HOLE... Nope not that one, her own personal Pussy Jail never to come near her Coochie ever Again.

Do: Kiss more, watch BET uncut or get a prescription for Cialus, Viagra, Or Levitra

Rule 4: Know When to Reach for the Clit:

I know we all heard that by touching the clit we are more likely to make a girl cum but if you're in the missionary position do not lay on your arm and try to rub the clit... no female wants a elbow in her sternum while your pounding her love tunnel. Its like trying to rub her clit while you're watching the game and she's in the kitchen on the phone w/ her homegirls talking about how goofy you were on the first date. Also all females masturbate differently some like the clit to be rubbed, some like it to be tapped, some like a finger inside them and some don't

Do: Take her hand and place it on the cooch and tell her to show you what she likes. Then you take control of the situation following her motions... She will love you for this.

All in all just be yourself, don't be afraid to try new things or take the lead... And be sure that before you touch her kitty you wash you're hands, or just keep a bottle of hand santizer in your pocket.

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Playaz Circle Feat Lil Wayne - Duffle Bag Boy
I really like this song, It reminds me of the high school fight. You know when the whole school was around watching you and you just had to fight, and you couldnt run or try to get out of it. Damn Shame they giving brother's 20 years for a schoolyard fight these days. If you haven't already Read up on the Jena 6

Links
While Seated
Democracy Now
The Petition
Free The Jena 6 By Alice Woodward
TruthOut.org

Dear friend,

I just learned about a case of segregation-era oppression happening today in Jena, Louisiana. I signed onto ColorOfChange.org's campaign for justice in Jena, and wanted to invite you to do the same.

http://www.colorofchange.org/jena/?id=2405-271996

Last fall in Jena, the day after two Black high school students sat beneath the "white tree" on their campus, nooses were hung from the tree. When the superintendent dismissed the nooses as a "prank," more Black students sat under the tree in protest. The District Attorney then came to the school accompanied by the town's police and demanded that the students end their protest, telling them, "I can be your best friend or your worst enemy... I can take away your lives with a stroke of my pen."

A series of white-on-black incidents of violence followed, and the DA did nothing. But when a white student was beaten up in a schoolyard fight, the DA responded by charging six black students with attempted murder and conspiracy to commit murder.

It's a story that reads like one from the Jim Crow era, when judges, lawyers and all-white juries used the justice system to keep blacks in "their place." But it's happening today. The families of these young men are fighting back, but the story has gotten minimal press. Together, we can make sure their story is told and that the Governor of Louisiana intervenes and provides justice for the Jena 6. It starts now. Please join me:

http://www.colorofchange.org/jena/?id=2405-271996

The noose-hanging incident and the DA's visit to the school set the stage for everything that followed. Racial tension escalated over the next couple of months, and on November 30, the main academic building of Jena High School was burned down in an unsolved fire. Later the same weekend, a black student was beaten up by white students at a party. The next day, black students at a convenience store were threatened by a young white man with a shotgun. They wrestled the gun from him and ran away. While no charges were filed against the white man, the students were later arrested for the theft of the gun.

That Monday at school, a white student, who had been a vocal supporter of the students who hung the nooses, taunted the black student who was beaten up at the off-campus party and allegedly called several black students "nigger." After lunch, he was knocked down, punched and kicked by black students. He was taken to the hospital, but was released and was well enough to go to a social event that evening.

Six Black Jena High students, Robert Bailey (17), Theo Shaw (17), Carwin Jones (18), Bryant Purvis (17), Mychal Bell (16) and an unidentified minor, were expelled from school, arrested and charged with second-degree attempted murder. The first trial ended last month, and Mychal Bell, who has been in prison since December, was convicted of aggravated battery and conspiracy to commit aggravated battery (both felonies) by an all-white jury in a trial where his public defender called no witnesses. During his trial, Mychal's parents were ordered not to speak to the media and the court prohibited protests from taking place near the courtroom or where the judge could see them.

Mychal is scheduled to be sentenced on July 31st, and could go to jail for 22 years. Theo Shaw's trial is next. He will finally make bail this week.

The Jena Six are lucky to have parents and loved ones who are fighting tooth and nail to free them. They have been threatened but they are standing strong. We know that if the families have to go it alone, their sons will be a long time coming home. But if we act now, we can make a difference.

Join me in demanding that Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco get involved to make sure that justice is served for Mychal Bell, and that DA Reed Walters drop the charges against the 5 boys who have not yet gone to trial.

http://www.colorofchange.org/jena/?id=2405-271996

Thanks.

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Now I’ve done some out of the ordinary things in my life … but I must say that this dude here has me (and probably you too!) beat!!! In Nashville, TN some hard up man printed fake hundred dollar bills from his computer, and passed them out like government cheese at the skrip club in return for lap dances. Call me silly but ummmm … I would think that if anybody could tell the difference between some real money and some fake money would be a stripper. They deal with money all day and all night ... you don’t think they’d be able to acknowledge a real bill from a bill that was printed off of your Dell PC just the night before on some recycled printing paper, right? Well it turns out that my assumption is correct, because they were the ones who called the police on this triflin’ fool. After about $600 worth of splurging from this apparently broke regular, they called in 5-0. To add insult to injury, this cat told the po’s that he’d recently sold some gold coins (gold coins?!?) and made a quick $1400 bucks off of em. Upon investigation, the dude’s family snitched like a bunch of first graders and told the cops there was an image of a c-note on the damn computer. I’ve been called stupid many a times in my life, but this guy right here is about to possibly spend up to 15 years in prison and have his PC confiscated, not to mention pay them skrippers back in real life funds for a few sloppy lap dances given by some drunk strippers. I wonder if to him, it was worth it. Looking from the outside in though … he may have been better off buyin him a hooker and callin it a night.

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Today, while I was minding my own business, my homegirl Feoshia sent me an article she knew would get my mind a rolling. Now I must say I was rather pissed when I began checking my mail, Gas Prices are through the roof, I wanted to do the grown up and had no one to do the grown up with and to top it all off, I didn't get to watch Girlfriends. But then suddenly it all started to make sense, after I read this article. You see, according to an extensive survey of 1,280 people ages 13-24 by The Associated Press and MTV, 72 percent of whites say they are happy with life in general, compared with 51 percent of Hispanics and 56 percent of blacks. (Which was probably 6 out of 12 people)

I had no idea, that white were generally happier than blacks, sure Tom, comes to work damn near hopping while sipping his 7 dollar latte from Starbucks. I thought that was just how they act, but apparently that's how happy people act. My life began falling in line, i realized that Aquanetta at McDonalds wasn't just pissed at her job, but she probably hated me, her manager, the sesame seed bun, and the color purple, not the movie b/c despite how pissed we are black folks always like movie "the color purple".

All jokes aside, the fact is racism is still a big factor in this country, while Vick is about to serve at least a year, Lyndsey Lohan got a day for cocaine, Nichole Richie for 82 Minutes. A black New Jersey resident, named Martin C, surveyed in the poll said "It doesn't surprise me. There's a lot of issues out there for African-American young adults. You can still go to certain places and feel uncomfortable, like you don't belong there." No one respects blacks, I was personally followed by this Arab in NYC who lurked from Isle to Isle in the video store. I noticed he was acting like he was cleaning up, but It after I went back an isle and he returned to mop the floor, he has just mopped. So, I decided to hit him w/ a fake out, I faked left and went back the other way and when he returned to the bottom of the isle he was just at, he arrived to find me staring directly at him upon his return.

We don't help the race issue, when you have some black people who still support racist antics, you get a feeling of how can we achieve the vision seen in Martin's Dream? When Blacks name their children names no one but them can pronounce, whose at fault. I support individualism, but is ShaDiamonique' LaShaTasha Jenkins not professional? If Not when Why is Sundeep Trinisvasanini Patel?

Racism is the ever lasting black eye of this nation, an apology would be nice.

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I'm keeping a running Tally of who gets caught on youtube doing the soulja boy dance. Judgement Day is near. T-Pain Joins Beyonce, Remy Ma, Samuel Jackson and millions more who Cranked Dat Soulja Boy

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My daughter is set to have her first day of school later this week. I'm so excited, We went to the mall for some last minute school shopping and I must say school shopping sucks. I spent all of my money on polo shirts and uniforms. Jordans cost too damn much. All for the love of the kids. It's amazing how you can rock star up a school uniform.

It was on day in Kindergarten, we were set to take the tour of the school PS 13 Benjamin Franklin. There was this fine piece of light skin chocolate w/ braids, beads and missing teeth, who was standing right there in front of me. We had talked and decided she would be my girlfriend and I would be her boyfriend. We were in love after 2 short hours of staring at each other intensely. I would draw circles w/ the same color crayons she drew triangles with ah toddler love..

So as we walked down the hall we stopped in front of the dreaded principles office and that's when it happened. I smelled the lovely scent of blue magic grease, my pecker for hard. So I humped her. She loved it. We spend the rest of the week in love until the late arrival of Direnda Fischer showed up. Those were the days.

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Happy Monday Folks, I'm off of work today and I plan on using this whole day to do absolutely nothing!!! Go Me!! But this weekend I had my latest stroke of genius, I came up w/ the perfect comeback technique for has been, surreal life musicians to make their way back into the game. Since all of these "New Rappers" are remaking old songs, why don't the "Old Rapper" Remake New songs. They can send all check, and monetary donations to the right in my chip-in Birthday Fund. (Oh I was dead serious when I asked for a Dollar from everyone who reads my blogs). My suggestion for rappers and singers of the MTV Raps Generation goes as followed

Heavy D - The overweight love killed the 80's w/ songs like Mr. Big Stuff, Money Can't Buy Me Love and more, but as I listened to local radio it dawned on me, he could re-make TI's Big Thangs Poppin. Couldn't you hear a diddily Diddily Dee right after that Lil Thangs Popping. Mixed w/ an over weight version of the The Heavster Cranking Dat Oreo? Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Michael Jackson - The King of Pop, ruled the airwaves in his hay day. So it's only right that he jacks the airwaves, Latest all day on the radio king, T-Pain. Now couldn't we just see Michael serenaded little kids everywhere w/ Teddy Pain's hit Buy you a Drank. I mean it even has a Shawty Snap in there. Perfect. Kids would love it.

Bobby Brown - This one is really too easy, he could remake a whole gang of songs. We Fly High, Can't Tell Me Nothing, Stronger... You know after one sniff of that stuff he'll get that retarded Bam Bam Strength. Bobby could make a whole album off nothing but remakes and it would totally fit. We Fly High... SNORTING!!!

Skee-Lo - Back in the day he wished he was a little bit taller but now, he can revel in his height handicap and jack Plies for the track to Shawty. I'm sure he's at home watching Dr. Phil advising him to love himself. And what better way to show that then by hopping back on the mic to let's us know the power of your Shortness. But you'll have to fight for this song.

Mc Lyte Feat Queen Latifah - Yep, he would have to fight to the death with these 2 ladies over the shawty song. I mean this is their chance to not only get back in the rap game but also come out the closet. La, Lyte, we all know you 2 like to munch the carpet every now and then... And there is nothing wrong w/ it. I understand your addiction to eating pussy. I often dream of eating pussy until I turn into a lesbian. So You two call each other up and Remake this song already.

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It's just not fair, dude has the hottest album of the year, and now he's the meat of a Rihanna, Alicia Keys Sammich? SMCH! It's just not fair. I am now hating on Common. I'm going to cut off my locks, get a jheri curl and throw up west side gang signs at all his shows!!! Who's with me?

Ok I'm kidding I'm proud of the kid w/ the runny nose from the Chi.

here is my Favorite Common Verse

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Mos Def is hoping to draw attention to what he sees as equities in the United States' criminal justice system with the 10th annual "Black August" benefit concert at The Nokia Theater in New York .

Mos Def throws darts at the gossip blogs in an interview with the AP:

“People in key positions as artists, programmers, presidents, chairmen — they’re letting their people down. Wake up!” Mos Def said. “If (Tupac Shakur) could get killed, then your life means nothing, no matter if you have 100 cents or a 100 million.”

“There’s certainly more urgent issues in the world,” he said. “It’s that whole entire gossip industry, as it relates to us (black people), and what we have to do, and what our position is on a global level — it’s just totally counterproductive.”

I tend to agree I was looking at the other blogs going against my blog in the BWA's (vote for me) and they all seem to be carbon copies of Crunk & Disorderly, Nah Right and Smoking Section I mean do something different Folks.

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Oscar-nominated director John Singleton was driving a Lexus SUV when it struck and killed a jaywalker who stepped in front of the car, police said Friday. This is just another example of why we need to cherish life and be extremly careful in everything we do.

People now a days to much stuff while driving from, text messaging to putting on makeup, and the ever popular talking on the cell phone. Be careful people.

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Remy Dust off Kris Kross Classic to talk about Jump-Offs

**disclaimer** The views expressed by the 100 King$ are not the views of the Blogxilla.com, FWNBTD Radio or any of it's affiliates.

I POSE THIS QUESTION OUT THERE TO ALL OF YOU WHO DARE TO ANSWER!!!!
NOW AS YOU ALL PROBABLY KNOW ALREADY I AM REGARDED AS AN A+ ASSHOLE, WHICH I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT SINCE I AM THAT PIECE OF YA PERSONALITY THAT YOU IGNORE AND DON'T GIVE RECOGNITION TO. I AM ALL AND ALL ARE ME.
NOW FOR THE QUESTION THAT HAS BEEN ON MY MIND FOR A WHILE NOW.....
WHY HAS THE PRICE OF PUSSY DROPPED?
NOW I WILL GO INTO DETAIL TO GIVE REASONS WHY I FEEL THIS WAY....

NOW PUSSY USED TO BE A COMMODITY SEE QUOTE (Stock Exchange. any unprocessed or partially processed good, as grain, fruits, and vegetables, or precious metals OR PUSSY AS I WOULD SAY.) AS MEN WE ALL DEPEND ON THESE NATURAL RESOURCES TO MAKE OUR EARTH KEEP PUSHING FORWARD.
NOW I HAVE NOTICED THE PRICE OF POON-TANG DROP FROM A LOFTY POSITION NEAR THE HEAVENS TO BEING WORTH LESS THAT WOOD. I FIND THIS VERY DISTURBING BECUZ I AM ONE OF THE MEN WHO ENJOY GOOD PU-NAN-EEE (SAY IT WITH ME NOW) BUT ALSO THE CHASE THAT GOES WITH THAT GOOD COOCH. ASK ANY MAN AND HE WILL TELL YOU THE EASIEST TO GET AINT ALWAYS THE BEST. WE LOVE THE HUNT PROBABLY BECUZ WE ARE JUST BEASTS WHO HAVE LEARNED TO TALK, WALK UPRIGHT AND WIPE OUR ASS'S, AND LOOKING FOR LADIES WITH GOOD JELL-O IS PROBABLY THE NEXT LOGICAL STEP.
NOW BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND WITH THE PRICE OF PUSSY AT AN ALL TIME LOW. I CAN REMEMBER BACK IN THE DAY NIGGAS WOULD GET SHOT FOR MESSING AROUND WITH SOME DUDES LADY, OR MAYBE HIS EX LADY. THAT TYPE OF SHIT RARELY HAPPENS ANYMORE UNLESS THERE ARE OTHER VARIABLES INVOLVED SUCH AS MONEY OR PRIDE.
MEN** CAN YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME YOU GOT SOME PUSS. HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET, HOW HARD IT WAS TO KEEP, HOW YOU BRAGGED FOR THE WHOLE SCHOOL YEAR ABOUT WHO YOU SLEPT WITH... WHERE ARE THOSE DAYS? HELL I DON'T EVEN WANT TO REMEMBER SOME OF THE WOMAN I HAVE HAD SEX WITH, SOME I HONESTLY CANT REMEMBER... (THAT SHIT IS SAD)

THERE IS NO MORE HUNT WHEN IT COMES TO A LOT OF WOMAN. I CAN RECALL DATING THE CALENDAR GIRLS. YOU KNOW THE TYPE THAT WONT KISS UNTIL 1 WEEK OF DATING, WONT FUK FOR 3 MONTHS OF DATING. NOWADAYS I MEET WOMAN AND THE FIRST NIGHT I GOT HER HEAD BANGING ON THE HEAD BOARD FOR ABOUT A GOOD 2 MINUTES ( HELL I AINT SWEATING OUT MY WAVES TRYNA BUST SHORTYS ASS). OR YOU CAN SWEET TALK THEM ON SOME REAL EASY SHIT, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU MEET A WOMAN AND SHE TELLS YOU EVERYTHING SHE HATES IN GUYS SO YOU TRY YA HARDEST NOT TO BE THEM ( BUT YOU REALLY ARE).
IS IT THE YOUNG WOMAN WHO DON'T KNOW THEY ARE SITTING ON AN ATM MACHINE THAT JUST GIVE THE COOCH TO ANY DUDE THEY THINK IS CUTE OR "BALLIN".
IS IT THE DUMB ASS WOMAN WHO LET THERE MAN CHEAT ON THEM CONSTANTLY AND STILL STAY WITH HIM, EVEN FURTHERING HIS MIND SET THAT WHAT HE IS DOING IS OKAY AND NOT AFFECTING THE WHOLE MALE SPECIES.
IS IT THE WOMAN THAT LET HER MAN HAVE SEX WITH OTHER WOMAN BECUZ SHE IS BI. YOU KNOW THE 3 SOMES N SHIT THAT TRULY CORRUPTS THE HELL OUT OF MAN. MAKES HIM WANT MORE THAT WAS ALLOTTED TO HIM.
OR IS IT THE DESPERATE ASS WOMAN WHO WILL DO ANY AND EVERYTHING FOR A MAN. THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE IN LOVE WITH HER OR TREAT HER EVEN REMOTELY HUMAN. YA KNOW SHE MAKES MORE EXCUSES FOR HIM THAN HE DOES FOR HIMSELF. COULD IT BE SOCIETY THAT HAS MADE IT EASIER TO GET DIVORCED AND NOT UPHOLD THE LAWS OF MARRIAGE?

COULD IT BE MEN THAT ARE UPSETTING THE PRICE OF OUR MOST VALUABLE RESOURCE? YA KNOW MANKIND HAS ALWAYS DISTURBED WHATEVER HE HAS TOUCHED SO I TAKE PARTIAL BLAME. I WAS OR MAYBE STILL AM A WOMANIZER. I LOVE WOMAN, LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE WOMAN. BUT I AM NEVER IN LOVE WITH THEM. IT IS JUST PURELY PHYSICAL AND AFTER THAT CONTACT I HAVE NO OTHER USE FOR THEM ( I KNOW I AM AN ASSHOLE BUT I AM AN HONEST ASSHOLE). I THINK MOST OF US MEN ARE THE SAME WAY. MOST OF US CANT REMEMBER HOW MANY WOMAN WE HAVE SLEPT WITH. BUT WE ARE CONSTANTLY LOOKING FOR PREY. SO MAYBE IT IS "I" WHO HAS MANIPULATED THE PRICE OF OUR BELOVED ASSET, AND WE HAVE TURNED IT INTO A LIABILITY. WE RUN AROUND SO MUCH WE ARE POISONING THAT WHICH WE LOVE THE MOST. AND IT IS SURELY BACKFIRING ON US. H.I.V AND A HOST OF OTHER UGLIES YA DIG. WE HAVE WOMAN TRYING TO COMPETE FOR THE NEXT SPOT IN OUR LIVES SINCE A LOT OF US AINT WORTH SHIT. WE ARE EITHER DEAD, IN JAIL, GAY, 6 B.M'S ( BABY MOMMA'S), OR HEADED THERE IN THE NEXT 10 YEARS OR SO. SO THE FEW THAT ARE OUT HERE ARE PRECIOUS JEWELS TO WOMAN. THEY NEED A GOOD MAN AND WE NEED A GOOD WOMAN. BUT OUR ACTIONS ARE DESTROYING THE BEST KNOWN RESOURCE THAT MAN COULD HAVE. I STARTED THIS BLOG IN ONE MIND FRAME AND KNOW IT HAS SHIFTED. MAYBE ME, YOU AND EVERY OTHER MAN THAT HAS DAMAGED A WOMAN IS THE CAUSE OF THIS CATASTROPHE. WE PUT THEM IN POSITIONS WHERE A LONELY WOMAN WILL HAVE SEX WITH A MAN IF SHE THINKS IT WILL KEEP HIM AROUND, AND WHEN HE DOESN'T THE PRICE OF COOCH DROPS AGAIN. I SAY WOMAN TAKE BACK YA PUSSY AND RASE THE PRICE ON IT. STOP GIVING IT TO ANY OLD MAN MAKE SURE YOU GIVE IT TO SOMEONE THAT WILL ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE GIVING UP AND WILL TREAT IT AS SUCH, AND BE RESPONSIBLE AND LOYAL TO IT.
IT IS ALL THESE THANGS AND MORE THAT HAVE PUT THE PRICE OF PUSSY IN CONSTANT DISARRAY. I THOUGHT BEING SINGLE MEANT SOMETHING. SHIT MOST OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SINGLE HAVE BETTER SEX LIVES THAN ME AND MORE OF IT AND I AM IN A LTR.. (SORRY BABES NOT YOUR FAULT, YOU KNOW I GET LAZY AFTER THAT NUT, YOU ARE GREAT...LOL).
COMMENTS IF YOU PLEASE.... SEE LADIES I'M AN ASSHOLE BUT I GOTTA GOOD HEART...
BANG FUKIN BANG

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First off Washington Mutual sucks, there customer service is the worst excuse for helping a customer I have ever seen in my life. businesses of today are really lacking the service part of customer service. It's like their employees have problems and they insist on taking it out every single caller that gives them a call. Maybe I was interrupting her from her myspace addiction or browsing some new designers fall collection of pumps. Whatever it is, I'm super pissed and my scheduled blog has been delayed. But since I'm not wired right I'm going to risk being late to write it anyway. But I would like to know, Some of the worst customer service experiences you have been through. Maybe It would make mines look like something small.

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All Hell is about to break loose. The City Of Atlanta is about to make it illegal to rock the sag. TI and rappers across the world need to watch out. Now although I hate to see other mens dirty Drawls I am very much against this new ordinance. First off it leave the law up to the judgement of the officer. Which is down right wrong...

Debbie Seagraves, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Georgia, said the law could not be enforced in a nondiscriminatory way because it targets something that came out of the black youth culture.

"This is a racial profiling bill that promotes and establishes a framework for an additional type of racial profiling," she told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution for its Thursday editions.

The proposed ordinance would also bar women from showing the strap of a thong beneath their pants. They would also be prohibited from wearing jogging bras in public or show a bra strap, Seagraves said.

The proposed ordinance states that "the indecent exposure of his or her undergarments" would be unlawful in a public place.

What's your take on this new Law?

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Last night, I decided I wanted to some Chinese food for dinner, well not really Chinese food but Chicken Wings & Fried Rice. But I think I was a victim of racism. As I walked in I knew I was going to order the classic hood combo, but i hesitated during my order I said "I want an order of Chicken wings and"... then suddenly Ming became a mind reader when she blurted out "Chicken Fried Rice" I simply said yes, but how did she know? Do I look like a greased mouth afro american obsessed w/ fried chicken and watermelon? Well contrary to popular belief the Afro American isn't the only race obsessed with the marvelous chicken wing.

A group of white people are in Search of the worlds best chicken wing. Matt Reynolds, a documentary filmmaker, was leading the “Great Chicken Wing Hunt.” According to the article he got the idea while working as a journalist in Slovakia, where he made it his mission to introduce chicken wings to Europeans. Now you don't just make introducing chicken wings to white people your mission... You make it your life's GOAL!!! The golden crispy goodness of FRIED CHICKEN is not something you simply introduce to people. It's like giving someone crack for the first time, and we all know you don't just walk up to people and say here try crack. But that's what this guy is doing.

Where is the outrage, were are the groups of protesters with picket signs, where is PETA now. Huh. I swear first they take Micheal Vick from us, and now they are trying to take our beloved Chicken Wing. But no need to fear, I guess the group is searching all the wrong places. They are planning on making stops at Adirondacks, Watertown, Syracuse and Rochester. News Flash if you guys plan on finding the worlds best chicken wing you need to go to the ghettos of America, the marcy projects, the kitchens of welfare recipients nationwide or any black southern home after church on Sundays. So I guess all is not lost.

Who makes the best wings in your neck of the woods?

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Remy Ma and her New Long All Black Weave... Shesus Christ

A good weave is essential to a females well being. Nothing brings a female down quicker than a busted weave. We've all seen them. Some of you probably had a busted weave in your head a time or two. So here at BlogXilla.com we are letting you know that it's alright to have a weave just make sure that you spend the extra money to make sure it looks nice. Yakki isn't wacky.

(A) - Never let a man see your tracks

(B) - Make sure you get the right color

(C) - Brush that bad boy

(D) - Oil Sheen is your Friend

(E) - Let us know its a weave I like to pull hair and the last thing I want to do is pull out a track

Oh yeah Don't never say I never gave you something

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I promise, I don't plan on blogging about Kanye West everyday this nigga is just... Well Stupid, on drugs, or really really delusional!!! But he has some competition for worst person of the week, for saying or doing some outlandish shit. Lets get it.

3 - In the next issue of XXL Mr. West said - “If Justin hadn’t come out and killed the game, I can’t say that my album, singles and videos would be on the same level that they’re on,” he says. “We push each other. I look at me and Justin like Prince and Michael Jackson in their day.”

Ok Let me get this str8, we should expect either one of you to start getting a bunch of plastic surgery and change races and the other one to rock assless jeans, get a perm and be extremely homo erotic yet keep the sex appeal w/ the ladies... Well I would say Kanye would be prince b/c he's already halfway there. And I could see Justin getting a permanent tan and growing some locks.

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2 - In other news Mr. Piss on your Teen said - “is just something that came out of nowhere and it’s here, and I believe it’s here to stay. I believe that 20 years from now, there will be a program called ‘Trapped in the Closet,’ there’s gonna be a talk show called ‘Trapped in the Closet.’ … It’s very well alive and it’s gonna be here forever.”

So we can rest assure that we'll get at least 100 versions of trapped in the closet huh? But a talk show? Who are you the long lost bastard child of Ricki Lake, Donahue & Jerry Springer's kinky 3some? But in the article the writer had the last laugh when he wrote. We see Kelly sitting in a small screening room with his back to us, puffing on a fat cigar and watching “Trapped” unfold on the screen in front of him. Every so often, he turns around to face the camera and remark on how his character is feeling or why he made a particular lyrical decision.

The thing is, it’s clear that he’s not sitting there narrating what’s going on on-screen at the same time as his on-screen self is doing the exact same thing, only in song, because he wanted to blow our minds with the self-referential postmodernism of it all (though he succeeds at that). He simply thought it would be cool to sit in a theater and suck on a stogie, and he really, really means it when he says, “There’s rhyming all the way through ‘Trapped in the Closet’ and that’s what makes it even more interesting, and I don’t even know how that happened.”

1 - And Number 1 by a landslide is the Parents of Ron Goldman who won the rights to OJ Simpson's book "If I Did It." Only to actually publish the book, which in turned snatched the crown of exploiting someone's death from the head of P-Diddy by decapitation. These people have done nothing but live of OJ Simpson, the man who was cleared in the murder case... It's sick how could you actually profit of the death of your son? Whose only famous for getting caught w/ some ice cream in the house of a married woman? I mean really do these people have any morals?

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Quote of the Day: for the sake of some little mouthful of flesh, we deprive a soul of the sun and light and of that proportion of life and time it had been born into the world to enjoy

I got a sweet tooth for you girl I'm tempted to taste. I can't wait to drink your milk You're looking like a big ole piece of cake. I'm hungry girl, let me raid your kitchen. There is a fundamental mistake made by the male gender all over the world, and that's eating the pussy just to get some cooch. You give us good coochie eaters a bad name when we get in a mood like I am in today. I want to take a fly shorty and lay her down and eat her pussy all day long until night falls and the stars come out to play. I mean eat her like a world class food eater in one of those competitions. Y'all know what I'm talking about when you see those dudes holding a trophy w/ food smeared all over their face. Yea like that I want to put my face all up in her middle, b/c my mind tells me that the next cooch i eat will taste just like a bag of skittles.

Eating Pussy is a science!! There rules to this shit, and I'm going to need band-aid for my knees and I'll probably give my self a mouth full of cavities. When it comes to eating I like to do a few things.

Ease Down On It

Before you get ready for your meal it's best to set the table. Foreplay! It works fellas, kissing is a very sensual move, start by kissing the lips on her mouth, soft wet pecks, with your hand rubbing her face, fingers running through her hair as you move and suck her bottom lip, kissing her neck and running your tongue down the length, work her breast licking your lips so they are wet when you graze them across her nipples. A nice way to treat the nipples is to lick from 3 to 9 while massage the other breast and showing both of them equal love. Ease on down stopping at the belly button, and while your down there play w/ her insides from the outside. Push down on her lower abdomen with your outstretched fingers, in sort of a Vulcan death lock, there are some organs in there which stimulate the cooch and gets it just right for eating. If you don't believe me ask your anatomy professor.

Work The Middle... Rock The Boat

Gradually move down w/ your fingers, intentionally brushing against her clit, world the lips of her pussy. I like to take my index finger and my ring finger and push them together causing the clit to pop up and then massage it w/ my middle finger which I have already made moist. When you do this you can use her own lips to add to her pleasure. Hey know one knows what she likes more than she does. Tongue tap her pussy while you're doing this, your tongue should move like thumper.

Go for the Kill

You should be in a groove now pull her lips back and reveal the inside goodness of the cooch, lick it, suck it, poke it, do as many thing you can to it, but pay attention if you do something that she likes she's going to do one of 2 things moan really loud and tell you not to stop. If she moans real loud keep doing what you're doing. If she tells you don't stop, Tell her to shut up and keep doing what she told you not to stop doing. This will turn her on to no end. Females like to feel like they are w/ a MAN! So show her you're in control and you got this. Eating pussy is 75% mental.

Batteries Not Included

The Clit is a delicate flower, and sometimes you need a little help. So just like a gardener needs tools you might want to invest in some toys of your own. Now sure you can just use hers b/c most women have them. But then you run the risk of licking around a plastic dildo and that's not a good look. So Fellas invest in a bullet and some changeable tips this adds excitement to the feast you are having. Think of the bullet like hot sauce for the clit since it taste like chicken.

After you have ate her right her pussy will be perfect for fucking and you'll be more likely to make her cum, so dive in, kiss her to share your meal, bang your manxilla into the side of her walls, throw the head of your manxilla into the bottom of her coochie, give her that dick that is so good it will make her slap her mama!!!

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Here is the latest Video from the Illest New Kid in the game right now! Latino - Joell Ortiz off his album Brick... don't never say I never gave yall nothing

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Kelis and Nas chilling her K's birthday party

I think they need a nick name, a cool one like Bradjelina or Tom Kat. Love is a wonderful thing, I can just imagine them shouting philosophical theories during sex, ways to get to Africa and all sorts of weird stuff like that. But what if the sex between them wasn't so great? What if Nas suffered from 2 minute-itus? hmmm

She..walked into my room, she looked stunning we have waiting months before we finally decided to..sleep w/ one another. I talked mega shit, about how I would bust her ass, we did the foreplay thing and it was time to enter her, I pulled her panties off saw her freshly shave kitten, and entered her ready to smack it up, flip it and rub it down..... Oh NO!!!! I came!!!

1 minute and 10 seconds later, I tried to play it off, I got it back up in almost no time... Yea this thing doesn't happen to me... Round 2 ding ding... Damn this pussy is good I'm going to kill it... I started to pound away 1,2,3,4,5, and he's out for the count!!!

I was crushed I couldn't believe what my Man Timex was doing to me... (yep I call it my Man Timex b/c I take a licking and keep on ticking) We just ended up laying there for the rest of the night holding each other, sleeping in our nakedness luckily she actually like me and gave me the benefit of the doubt... I woke up that next morning w/ the Morning Wood and put it on her... savioring some of the best pussy I ever had, so I made up for myself but I never really mastered that pussy I just couldn't get a hold of it. So after several sub par proformances, I am forever lame in her eyes...

So in an effort to help men everywhere I have added some simple tips on how to over come this problem.

Work Out Your Love Muscle: The Cock is a Muscle so work it out, Masterbation will help but not for your own pleasure, lube up and rub w/ a woman's orgasism in mind. Give yourself a time limit of 15 minutes working your way up to climax but hold it off..until you hit your mark. See most of us used to beat off in our rooms at our mother's house w/ a simple goal of busting a nut before someone walked in and caught us w/ a handful of our love snakes. Which conditioned us to busting fast... So break the chain.

LEARN THE GI JOE KUNG FU GRIP:.. If you're about to bust during masturbation or sex, stop and squeeze right below the head of your dick. This pushes the urge to submerge your woman's kitten w/ your baby batter.

Sexercise: Did you know men, have Kegel muscles as well? Yep! work em out, press and hold for like 10 seconds and do them is sets of ten. You can do this basically unnoticed, so while you're at the dinner table on your date work out your man tool, she'll never know and she'll take you for it later.

Ladies First: Make her cum first, once you make her bust it removes the pressure from you, then you can relax and bust when you're ready... Try using your mouth, or your fingers.

Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever had to break up w/ someone who just couldn't do the do longer than 2 minutes? If so Share

Check Out Last nights Podcast, where we discussed, Jena 6, Michael Vick and a bunch of other Randomness

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"Dear God Make me a bird, so I can fly far far away from here."

Many of you may know that as one of the most famous lines in the movie Forest Gump. I never understood that line until this summer. (key flash back music)

On a summer's afternoon after taking my daughter to the mall, to play on the little indoor park, and buy her some new clothes for our summer long journey. I get out of the mall to my waiting 1 million degree car w/ no air condition. Luckily I don't live far from the mall so we didn't have that far to drive, plus she had burger king so she was still sipping her juice. We are driving slow enjoying the exquisite landscape of Georgia, when a bird decides that he wants to have target practice and I'm the target. From a quarter mile in the air he shot a piece of wet bird dookie pass some trees around the electrical wire, thru my car window right on my left shoulder.

It was disgusting, but thankfully I was pulling into my apt complex when the bird got the urge. so I didn't have to sit w/ a wet shirt for no more than 2 minutes before I got out of it and threw away my brand new Bruce Lee graphic tee.

Now today, while retrieving something from my car I saw a bird fly over my head, out of habit I looked up at him, mainly b/c most people can't go, number 2, when someone is looking at them. I realized that I now have a fear of getting shitted on. As, I stood there relieved that I didn't get a eyeball full of bird poop, I thought of how great it would be to be able to go number 2 on the move. Yea I know it's disgusting, but think of all the time you would save. I think we got the short end of the stick in the travel department. I mean think about it, Cheetahs run faster than anything in the world, yea we have cars but w/ gas prices higher than Whitney & Bobby after make up sex eh!!

Why must we pay for our need for speed? But out of all the animals in the world, Birds have it best, for one they can fly, for 2 they can fly fast, and for 3 they can fly and take a crap at the same time. Imagine if we had that ability, we could add an hour to our day, just coming back from lunch, McDonald's isn't agreeing w/ you, well no need to be late you can just crap right on your way to back to work. Charmin could make Wipe and Go's the new phenomenon in toiletries. I mean what made birds to special? Dogs have to stop to crap, tiger's, monkey's not only stop but they fling theirs,

hell Fish even swim funnier when they have that long string of poop hanging from their tail fins, but Birds have a monopoly on the Moving Manure Maneuver. So Now I think I understand part of my favorite movie in the world, she didn't get Mark Foleyed she just had to go Poo!!!

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The world changes but yet it stays the same. Case in point the current state of hip hop, while many believe hip hop is dead. I firmly believe that hip hop has just begun. Many blame the south for it's death but I beg to differ. Think back to hip hop infant days. When Boogaloo Shrimp grabbed the broom and blessed us w/ a scene which would down in hip hop history, and fast forward to current and you can see youth every where cranking a different version of the snap dance. It's beauty to my eyes. It's a graceful release from society's criticism on youth whose futures are endangered by global warming and a never ending war in a world of low paying jobs and poor school systems.

Now don't get me wrong Soldja Boy is no Mozart or Nasty Nas. But lets look at how our music started... With Break beats and kangol clad teens spinning on their heads and doing the snake, so I say this is no different.. The shit is fun, and if you're ever in the south and have the change to experience 5000 strong all snapping simultaneously when the current hot song comes on you'll understand and feel the love of music in the bones of ever drunk and or high soul in the building.

Let's face it, NY dropped the ball, the A&R's and artist got caught up in NY is the shit and stopped making creative and fun music. How many times must I be forced to listen to some former drug dealer who never sold a drug in his life tell me how to flip keys, cook birds and how he pumped the block w/ enough poison he could fuck ever girl or should I say bitch from here to Iraq b/c he's popping bottles. Hip Hop got stale.

Or maybe Hip Hop has evolved aways from drug lords w/ a mic, back to a new form of break dancing, where you lean and rock snap your fingers and fly like your favorite super hero. All I'm saying is that Snap music, is fun, and enjoyable and just as the old folks talked about break dancing until some young flim school grad decided to bring the culture of hip hop to the silver screen, snap music will have to endure it's naysayers until someone w/ a camera and a passion for the music decided to make a movie about life in the south... The Party That Never Stops... So until then why don't we just stop hating and getting mad b/c some young southern boy doesn't know who Kool-Herc is, (most of us can't tell you when MLK Died) just continue to do your dance all throughout life.