The Planet Formerly Known As Pluto
Inside this blog you'll find the story of The Planet Formerly Known As Pluto.
There once was a planet named Pluto who was told she was too small to be a planet anymore. So she decided to become a R&B singer she called herself Rihanna. One Day ReRe (no that's not a reference to her larger than life forehead) decided to have lunch at a local restaurant.
The Planet FKAP was upset, she had a major crush on her lip-o-potumas boss named Jigga. Jigga was busy and totally forgot about their lunch date. The Planet FKAP looked up and noticed she was being followed by the evil Papa Razzi. This mean and evil super villian came with his camera of death which sucked the soul out of unsuspecting victims and ruin careers. So our hero decided to do the only other thing she knew how to do other than be a planet.
Chair VOGUE!!!
The evil Papa Razzi was stunned as on the next pose The Planet FKAP turned and head bunted him into dust and she was able to eat her Watermelon in peace.
