"Group"ie Love
If you believe that everybody has a purpose and we all have a roll to play then you know that sometimes when a group of girls are out on the town one of them has to play the cock blocker. If you don't know what you're doing getting to the pretty one is like trying to break through the offense line of the 93 Cowboys it's damn near impossible. So Today I'm going to tell you how to get the pretty friend from the cypher of girlfriends to the dungeon of love so you have drill her w/ the ManXilla.
Ready or Not
The most Important thing to do is to pay attention. Read the body language of the females you're about to approach. If the ladies are huddled in a circle like football players receiving orders from the QB it's probably not a good idea to try to talk to her while she's surrounded by potential dime pieces playing Virgil to her Million Dollar Man. I would say look for the group of women facing side by side probably looking for some Young Jock to buy them a drink. Remember you have a goal. Also try to look for woman in a group of 3 of more that way none of them are alone and they will be less likely to play the role of the hater or just see through the bs game and assume you're a no good Sex Crazed Eric Benet w/ a sex addiction.
Here I Come
Ah The Intro the most important part, I remember when I first got into music and I ripped open the package on Doggy Style and the intro to Snoop's Album was just perfect, smoking a pound of weed each day I know that I was in love w/ this album and the slew of sexual references, cuss words and violence would leave a lasting impression on my life. it's the same thing when it comes to women, now no you can't walk up to them and say It's me Snitches!!! But you should be cleaver funny and entertaining, it doesn't hurt to sound like you have some home training either. If they are sitting in the Waffle House go to the juke box and take request, watch who they watch, a "Is that Lil Jon's Mother?" they'll be laughing and you'll be the highlight of the party. Another key is to start w/ the Joan Clayton of the bunch, probably wouldn't hurt to know a thing or 2 about that show either. As long as you keep the convo current and remain entertaining you shouldn't have no problem getting next to the one you want.
Body & Mind Games
Once you've identified the one you want to talk to don't use overt come ons be subtle follow her movements, if she laughs, you laugh, if she nods you nod it's subtle and it works. It will build an unconscious connection you're going to be happy you made. Another trick is to pay attention to what she's interested in, one you found a topic she likes and you know a thing or 2 about keep guiding the convo back to that subject. Also don't use the word Conversate it's not a word.
Close the deal
After the connection is made get her from her friends ask her to come help you w/ some drinks and make your move. Nothing works better than using song lyrics and T-Pain's buy you a drink lyrics but say them like Shakespeare in a real educated Yale sort of way. "So, I Know The Club Close At 3. Whats The Chance A You Rollin Wit Me. Back To The Crib Show You How I Live Lets Get Drunk Forget What We Did. Okay now that might not work but you get the idea.
Until the next plate of chicken and waffles. Xilla.
