Good & Drunk
My heart dropped when I saw this video, not because Meagan is drunk, but b/c I wasn't there to capitalize off that situation. I try my best not to get so drunk that I loose my bearings and can't tell which direction is left or right unless I'm in the privacy of my own home. I believe this is the reason why Maury Povich has a career.
I look back on my inebriated moments and I must say:
To the fine shorty I meet after a party at Rutgers, who took me back to her dorm room for some hot and sweaty sex. I'm sorry for trying to make small talk while drunk. I should have never said that the lady in the picture w/ glasses looked like she was wearing aquariums on her face or that we all looked like Fish to her. I knew how wrong I was when you dropped the bottle of Vodka and shouted That's my Mother!!!
To my boy and his wife, who had us over their spot for New Years, and Cut the party short at like 1:30. I pissed on the seat on purpose and didn't whip it up. I knew that was the real reason wifey wanted to cancel the party b/c she flopped down on the toilet w/o looking and got a ass full of piss. I'm sorry Dog. I'm happy counseling worked out for y'all.
I know there was some more stuff I should Apologize for.... But I was too drunk to Remember.
