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From Miss Info
“Man, I went and seen Lauryn Hill last night. Broad is crazy. She had that make-up on like a bag lady, like cake face with reds and blues. She wasn’t even performing songs, she was chanting and walking around. Then the broad fell and kicked her feet up for like a minute. Never seen nothing like it. Halfway thru, the crowd started booing, then got up and started a revolt for refunds…..”
Finally I think it's caught on, that being beautiful alone is not enough to keep a relationship healthy. As you can see by Usher's new life partner... I mean Fiance. This chick looks like a man. Makes me wonder if all the Usher gay rumors are true. Is she the Mrs. Gov. Mcgreevy to his Gov. McGreevy? Hmmm Probably but who cares all I know is that this chick isn't cute. But what makes it better is that they are having a baby!!! That's right Ursher is going to be a Daddy!!! This will help put an end to the beautiful people of the world, or will it?
Far too often us men give the gorgeous a pass, allowing them to be dumber than Kelly Bundy... take Paris Hilton this chick has made millions off being a airhead. I mean the life of any soldier in Iraq takes second fiddle when it comes to anything about her. Nightly News shows across the dial will lead off w/ Paris breaking a nail rather than 20 Beheaded bodies found in Iraq it's really crazy to me. So I say we take a stand and give these beautiful people a book! Shallow, simple minded people of the world need to think. What can we do to help them learn better?
Why do fools fall in love? Don’t get your panties in a bunch, because if you have ever been in love then you played a fool at one point in your life. What I want to talk about today is something common, it’s the lust factor.
All too often I am bombarded with phone calls, emails and IM’s from both male and female friends lusting over their latest soon to be flings. I myself have lusted a time or two but WHY? I mean really, what is it that intrigues us so much about another person that suddenly our whole day revolves around that person. You know you’ve done it, picture this
– you are sitting at your desk hard at work only to trail off into a daydream of that person being there when you get home. Or even replaying how you want your first sexual encounter with that person to go in your mind. I can admit it, I’ve done it, especially when I think about my boo Raheem
Why do you have that weird feeling when you first get someone’s number? Then you part ways only to find yourself picturing your first date together before you reach the corner?
Have you ever instantly replaced the role of your current partner with someone you really crush on and then played out certain scenarios in your head? Go on -- admit that shit -- you know you have, everybody has.
I know folks that start going out with someone and all of a sudden their ass is taking off work, diverting phone calls from friends, and even cutting back on pastimes all for this new found lust. I only call it lust because that’s what it is. You barely know this person and you fuckin up your rent money. Spending all your spare time with this new flame can only result in overkill. Really, you can’t possibly think you are the only one this person is seeing now can you? Okay some can think that, but that “some” is a bunch of damn fools! Try this on for size:
Ask your new boo to umm take off work for a day so yall can spend more time together, I mean why not? You took off on your “boo’s” day off without a problem.
Better yet, ask your new baby for some ends to cover a bill or two- I mean after all you are only short because yall have been seeing so much of each other, right?
Oh! or how about asking this person to help out on rent, without them suggesting they move in if they gonna be giving up rent money
Or even better – THE CAR NOTE – will they help you out without wanting to drive?
– So what’s the big deal? Well, the big deal lies all in their answer, if this fresh out the box new love won’t do for you equally or more then um ---
Houston you got a problem!
I ask all that to say this—Keep your Mutha Fuckin Heart homie! Don’t give that shit up so easily, too many of us are so quick to fall head over heels for affection that well, the ladies get Dickmatized and the fellas get Coochie Clocked!
Shit, then you wake up from your trance and your shit is all fucked up! There ain’t no venting to your friends because you carried them all for your baby love remember? What about the folks at work? Oh you finally realize why you were not asked to head up that big project huh? Damn did you burn your bridges or what? Where is boo/baby/snuggle bear/ now? You guessed it - on to the next, spending time with the next poor unfortunate soul that didn’t have balls enough to make themselves be missed.
YOU
I think the world would be a much better place if we were more stingy with ourselves, make that person miss you, appreciate you - hell make their ass want to call in sick for a change.
---- Hold on now, this must be a group effort cause um there are a few folks out here that will um how do I say it, seek compensation elsewhere if you aren’t putting it down how they want it.
Which is cool to a certain extent, but I’m talking about giving up your heart to someone here. Not random sex with insignificant people just to get your rocks off, I’m talking about someone you can see yourself with in the future. Which of course has to be a two way street. Now it wouldn’t hurt so bad if you kept Your Heart to yourself right?
Mrs. Blogpphire
*Saying “Fuck IT” since 1979
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I tend to think sexually liberated women who break the men who sleep around are player tag and women who do the same are whores tag should be honored. They are needed in the world. Just imagine if the scutter bug looking men of the world never got any ass, what sort of world would this be. This philosophy can also save lives. Just imagine is Bobby Cutts Jr. would have followed this philosophy young Jessie Davis and Baby Cloe would still be alive today. B/c he wouldn't have cared what she did or said he would have been getting some, getting some... and frankly after getting some everything just doesn't matter that much anymore. 
We shouldn't be shocked that this new age revolution is taking place before our eyes, there have been signs. From Luda's declaration of wanting a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed to numerous other references of the sexually liberated female sexual intellectuals of the world. So my question today is has times changed enough so that you can finally turn a Hoe Into a housewife? Will guys everywhere start leaving there wife or wifey's for the Sunshine's of the world?
If every time you ate mushrooms you became nauseus, how many times do you think you would have to eat them before avoiding them completely? And would it matter what kind of mushroom it was or would you avoid all mushrooms just to be safe?
If every time you went to the doctor you had a negative experience, how long would it take before you associated the doctor with negativity? Would that negative association extend to all physicians? Or would it be a specialty specific association?
If every time you got into a car you got into an accident, how long would it be before you stopped driving? Would you stop driving only a certain type of car? Or would you give up driving completely?
And let's say that based on these scenarios you gave up all mushrooms, had a negative association with all physicians, and stopped driving all together, could anyone blame you for that? Would you be considered a bitter person? Or would you be considered someone who changed their lifestyle based on their very real experience?
So let's apply that same line of thinking elsewhere...
If a man avoids women because the majority of his experiences with women has been negative and hurtful, is he wrong? If a woman decides to avoid men all together because of frequent and overwhelming negative associations with them, would that woman be making a logical choice based on her very real experience? Or would she just be bitter?...You tell me.
By Auntie M
But all is not lost today a hearing will be held to determine if Paris Hilton should return back to jail, a hearing? Wow Why couldn't this judge be on Fox's hit show Prison Break, well then I guess they wouldn't really have a series if he was now would they? Paris who reported to jail Sunday night after attending the MTV Movie Awards in a strapless designer dress. She was ordered to finish her sentence under house arrest, meaning she could not leave her four-bedroom, three-bath home in the Hollywood Hills until next month. Here's a suggestion maybe she can spend the rest of her sentence at Magic City, forced to model shoes while spinning on a pole 5 times thicker than her left arm. While guys name Yung (insert catchy noun here) & Lil (insert catchy made up word here) shows her how them D-boys get down in the A. Cause we all know ATL is full of Yung Gatorade Bottle in yo cooch & Lil ___ (Man i can't even think of any country sounded word which resembles a boosie or plies) who can show Paris the proper way to play like she bo leggeded and bend the co-na. Bottom Line the shit isn't right, 
I'm not scared to speak my mind, although I fear many things. This world is full of heartbreak and as I type this I think of a friend who is in pain right now, I think of friends who have gave myspace a break, and I also think of the less fortunate. The people from the bottom who I can honestly say I understand right now. I have been w/ them, broke bread w/ them, loved them and hugged them. My eyes have seen many of things and my flesh has taken me to many of places. You see sometimes I move on a whim, on a hunch that my next move will be my best move. Tonight is no different. It's that time again where I look at my life and examine it w/ the knowledge of everything that's going on. I have apologized for many of things, but for what? Some people are so closed minded trying to help them see your way is pointless but still i put my heart out there and show my true feelings. It hurts losing people who you considered a friend but if they don't give a fuck, then who cares? Me, unfortunately
I ask for love and hopefully one day I will feel it again. My heart is cold, maybe there is an ice box where the organ that pumps blood through my body resides at, or maybe my heart is just in my hand screaming to be taken away and loved like a puppy at the pet shop. I ride on the possibilities of tomorrow, and bask in the realities of today. My life is pretty good but am I doing the right things to make it better? I think I understand life, we fall down then we get up, smiles and cries, life is a file ready to be downloaded by anyone who has the passion inside of their soul to find out the right site to go and download it. Think of conversations as the program to obtain the soul, the next phrase uttered is simply a tool to go further inside a persons shell, the best face they put on when you first noticed them. Understand that it's simply a facade, first impressions are the skin to the scrumpscious fruit of a persons character. When you're in love you become one w/ a person's soul, when your single you just fuck.
I watched my blog grow from zero comments to over a 1000 on a day when I felt like work wasn't challenging enough. Then it hit me, I didn't want to be in the office spending eight hours a day, five days a week, at a tiny desk in a tiny cubicle in a giant room packed with countless similar cubicles in a giant building filled with countless similar rooms. This couldn't be the life I planned for myself, and this isn't the life God planned for me. My talents weren't being used to benefit my life. So I went home and said I'm going to do something different. I have dreams that I now have the ability to actually accomplish. I feel free, living a life where I don't answer to anyone other than myself, a new hand of cards have been dealt to me and I'll be a fool not to play this hand like I'm NOT holding all 4 aces, both jokers, the 2 of spades and only one heart. The cards of life have been re-dealt and I'm bout to go Boston on these clown. Tell Your Friends About Me!